Serious low-rent Ministry knock-off.
And yeah, Wayne Static?
Looked like the Slim Jim guy.
Sounded like Yosemite Sam.
They were lame. I listened to them for about 10 minutes as I heard them doing a semi-listenable cover of “Burning Inside”, but they were BBBBBOOOOOORRRRRRIIINNNGGG!!!
static-x’s bassist is for couple years in ministry and still ongoing
hmmmmmmm
i guess barker was just a fukin’ bass player, huh al? XD
static-x’s bassist is for couple years in ministry and still ongoing
hmmmmmmm
i guess barker was just a fukin’ bass player, huh al? XD
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I didn’t even know who you were talking about and had to look it up. I’d forgotten completely that Tony Campos was from Static-X.
I remember when one of their shit videos was constantly on MTV. Just terrible. I think that band Orgy was on regular rotation on MTV and radio as well around the same time.
EDIT: Here’s the shit video I’m talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo
Fucking hell, it’s worse than I remembered. The singer is cringe inducing.
I always thought that they were from Wisconsin because they had an album called “Wisconsin Death Trip”, but when I Wiki’d them to see who the bass player was, I saw that they are from Los Angeles. I don’t know why, but it makes me really angry to know this. I’m literally pissed off to find out they’re from LA. It’s hard to explain. We’ve got plenty of awful bands. I guess maybe I feel lied to. That all this time perhaps I felt, “Well, at least THOSE dicks aren’t from here” only to find out that . . . .they were.
Actually just one big blah blah blah paste and then put in a couple of random words from your silly post. Might be big effort for yourself, (You know, it doesn’t surprise me to know that the copy and paste clicks are work on your part.) but the copy and paste button is pretty easy for me to manipulate, so no effort at all. It’s sweet to know that you care though.
It reads much better now, though. No need for kudos. I did it cause I care.
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Actually just one big blah blah blah paste and then put in a couple of random words from your silly post. Might be big effort for yourself, (You know, it doesn’t surprise me to know that the copy and paste clicks are work on your part.) but the copy and paste button is pretty easy for me to manipulate, so no effort at all. It’s sweet to know that you care though.
It reads much better now, though. No need for kudos. I did it cause I care.
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“copy and paste clicks”? Man, control-C and V that shit so you can be more efficient with your work.
I guess I don’t feel the need to alter your posts because it seems like you’re perfectly capable of sounding ridiculous on your own. I bet you’re sitting behind your computer in a quiet rage, desperately trying to think up some more of your fucking “zingers”.
I always thought that they were from Wisconsin because they had an album called “Wisconsin Death Trip”, but when I Wiki’d them to see who the bass player was, I saw that they are from Los Angeles. I don’t know why, but it makes me really angry to know this. I’m literally pissed off to find out they’re from LA. It’s hard to explain. We’ve got plenty of awful bands. I guess maybe I feel lied to. That all this time perhaps I felt, “Well, at least THOSE dicks aren’t from here” only to find out that . . . .they were.
they’re originally from chicago, actually. they moved to L.A once they got a record deal. wayne spent a part of his life in wiscousin. i used to be a fan in my teenage years. some of their stuff is decent imo. them borrowing from ministry was never a secret (hence the ministry cover).
i actually REALLY like their burning inside cover.
[reply]Actually just one big blah blah blah paste and then put in a couple of random words from your silly post. Might be big effort for yourself, (You know, it doesn’t surprise me to know that the copy and paste clicks are work on your part.) but the copy and paste button is pretty easy for me to manipulate, so no effort at all. It’s sweet to know that you care though.
It reads much better now, though. No need for kudos. I did it cause I care.
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grmpysmrf
“copy and paste clicks”? Man, control-C and V that shit so you can be more efficient with your work.
I guess I don’t feel the need to alter your posts because it seems like you’re perfectly capable of sounding ridiculous on your own. I bet you’re sitting behind your computer in a quiet rage, desperately trying to think up some more of your fucking “zingers”.[/reply]
Not even close. Shit, you’re even wrong about the computer. I use my phone most times. And of course you don’t need to alter my posts . They are already perfect. And shit look at how long it took you to respond to me. (what, A minute 30 sec.?)You are my bitch.
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[reply][reply]Actually just one big blah blah blah paste and then put in a couple of random words from your silly post. Might be big effort for yourself, (You know, it doesn’t surprise me to know that the copy and paste clicks are work on your part.) but the copy and paste button is pretty easy for me to manipulate, so no effort at all. It’s sweet to know that you care though.
It reads much better now, though. No need for kudos. I did it cause I care.
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grmpysmrf
“copy and paste clicks”? Man, control-C and V that shit so you can be more efficient with your work.
I guess I don’t feel the need to alter your posts because it seems like you’re perfectly capable of sounding ridiculous on your own. I bet you’re sitting behind your computer in a quiet rage, desperately trying to think up some more of your fucking “zingers”.[/reply]
Not even close. Shit, you’re even wrong about the computer. I use my phone most times. And of course you don’t need to alter my posts . They are already perfect. And shit look at how long it took you to respond to me. (what, A minute 30 sec.?)You are my bitch.
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Uh, I believe the correct term is “tap”. You “tap” to copy and paste on smartphones. You know, since we’re being super specific and pointless about shit that nobody gives a crap about. More importantly, why do you think anybody, especially myself, would believe you or give a crap that you’re on your phone?
What is it I’m “not even close” about? You sound like a 5 year old who’s pouting after getting a verbal ass-whipping.
So, you are not at home and not using a desktop or laptop and yet you took time out of your day, while on the go, to post your “witty” responses? You really made yourself seem like the better man there, you goofy bastard.
A minute thirty? That long!?! Haha, I’ve got you eating out of the palm of my hand and I’m raising your blood pressure too with every post. You are obsessed with getting some sort of bizarre “one-up” on me now. I am now something you think about while you’re not browsing the forum.
“I think about you when I go to the bathroom.”
I think that retard from Static-X is Rob Zombie’s brother…
I think that retard from Static-X is Rob Zombie’s brother…
I think the singer from that other shitty band that went nowhere Powerman 5000 is Zombie’s brother. Close enough though. They both suck and were around at the same time.
Yes, that’s right!
I don’t remember if he was the singer or what he played, but yes, it was PM5K that had (or has – are they even still together?) Zombie’s brother in it.
And yes, PM5K, Static-X, Orgy, Crazy Town . . . as if there’s any difference.
Yes, that’s right!
I don’t remember if he was the singer or what he played, but yes, it was PM5K that had (or has – are they even still together?) Zombie’s brother in it.
And yes, PM5K, Static-X, Orgy, Crazy Town . . . as if there’s any difference.
Don’t lump Orgy in there dude seriously they are not that shitty or bro-ish and I know you think you’re too cool for school but it makes you look dumb to those who are not completely jaded.
Don’t lump Orgy in there dude seriously they are not that shitty or bro-ish and I know you think you’re too cool for school but it makes you look dumb to those who are not completely jaded.
I’m not worried about what unjaded kiddies think. They’re lame. As long as the too cool for school jaded old farts think I’m awesome I’m happy.
I actually liked the first Orgy album and the PM5K album as well. Orgy’s first one was genuinely strange and grimy industrial pop and had great mixes and electronics by some of the Puppy/FLA engineers. pM5k was total Rob Zombie rip-off material but did a pretty good job with the rip off and mad dot all about cheesy 50s sci-fi instead of cheesy 50s horror.
Orgy did look incredibly dumb in photos though, I’ll totally agree. I actually thought Powerman looked kind of cool though, like GI Joe figures in their get up. Of course, I don’t hide the fact that my taste is probably pretty borderline and I like all sorts of shit from all sorts of stupid genres.
None of that stuff is award winning genius or anything but it was fun for what it was, dumb industrial pop with good production and some fun hooks. Honestly I’d take either of those albums over animositoastedsamosa, which was not well produced, had no great hooks and was no fun whatsoever.
Honestly I suspect I like that stuff in the same way that Gunnar enjoys Relapse.
animositoastedsamosa
Post of the day!
Honestly I suspect I like that stuff in the same way that Gunnar enjoys Relapse.
Perhaps. I didn’t buy any of the aforementioned albums from that late 90’s buttsuck era, but I won’t change the channel on the radio if “Worlds Collide” comes on.
I don’t care if someone likes Orgy or Mudvayne or Mushroomhead or whatever other pile of dookie was being farted into the malls of America at that time. I just think it’s funny that Voidy gets so butthurt when I make fun of Orgy.
I mean, Dude. Seriously. For reals. JUST FRIGGIN’ LOOK AT THEM!!! Hahahahahaha!!!
Amir Derakh. (I think might have been you that pointed out the name, but that only made me hate them more.)
[reply][reply][reply]Actually just one big blah blah blah paste and then put in a couple of random words from your silly post. Might be big effort for yourself, (You know, it doesn’t surprise me to know that the copy and paste clicks are work on your part.) but the copy and paste button is pretty easy for me to manipulate, so no effort at all. It’s sweet to know that you care though.
It reads much better now, though. No need for kudos. I did it cause I care.
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“copy and paste clicks”? Man, control-C and V that shit so you can be more efficient with your work.
I guess I don’t feel the need to alter your posts because it seems like you’re perfectly capable of sounding ridiculous on your own. I bet you’re sitting behind your computer in a quiet rage, desperately trying to think up some more of your fucking “zingers”.[/reply]
Not even close. Shit, you’re even wrong about the computer. I use my phone most times. And of course you don’t need to alter my posts . They are already perfect. And shit look at how long it took you to respond to me. (what, A minute 30 sec.?)You are my bitch.
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Uh, I believe the correct term is “tap”. You “tap” to copy and paste on smartphones. [/reply]
unless you have a keyboard on your phone like I do. jerk-off.
You know, since we’re being super specific and pointless about shit that nobody gives a crap about. More importantly, why do you think anybody, especially myself, would believe you or give a crap that you’re on your phone?
Cause, like a little bitch, you brought it up.
What is it I’m “not even close” about? You sound like a 5 year old who’s pouting after getting a verbal ass-whipping.
reread what you wrote and then you’re not even close. jesus, you have no comprehension skills either. you’re pathetic. Funny you can’t understand since “we’re being super specific.”
So, you are not at home and not using a desktop or laptop and yet you took time out of your day, while on the go, to post your “witty” responses?
more like killed time while waiting in line at the bank. You’re just not that important.
You really made yourself seem like the better man there, you goofy bastard.
it’s not hard when you’re the other guy.
A minute thirty? That long!?! Haha, I’ve got you eating out of the palm of my hand and I’m raising your blood pressure too with every post. You are obsessed with getting some sort of bizarre “one-up” on me now. I am now something you think about while you’re not browsing the forum.
My blood pressure is fine. I was browsing prongs. you were an after thought.
1 up on you? I’m at 10 or 11 up on you.
Please come up with something more clever on your next post this is almost criminal on my part. Let’s see how long it takes you to respond this time. Probably pretty quick, you just can’t get enough.
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I actually liked the first Orgy album and the PM5K album as well. Orgy’s first one was genuinely strange and grimy industrial pop and had great mixes and electronics by some of the Puppy/FLA engineers. pM5k was total Rob Zombie rip-off material but did a pretty good job with the rip off and mad dot all about cheesy 50s sci-fi instead of cheesy 50s horror.
Orgy did look incredibly dumb in photos though, I’ll totally agree. I actually thought Powerman looked kind of cool though, like GI Joe figures in their get up. Of course, I don’t hide the fact that my taste is probably pretty borderline and I like all sorts of shit from all sorts of stupid genres.
None of that stuff is award winning genius or anything but it was fun for what it was, dumb industrial pop with good production and some fun hooks. Honestly I’d take either of those albums over animositoastedsamosa, which was not well produced, had no great hooks and was no fun whatsoever.
Honestly I suspect I like that stuff in the same way that Gunnar enjoys Relapse.
actually, Powerman 5000’s fist two albums were like SUPER Infectious Grooves meets Fishbone meets White Zombie stuff, and they were fucking RAD. ‘Bloodsplat Rating System’ and ‘Mega! Kung Fu Radio’. killer albums. then they made the move more towards techno space-rock, and did the album everyone knows ‘Tonight The Stars Revolt’, and you know, even though they had Rob Zombie’s little brother (and Tempista from White Zombie’s little brother too, ironically enough) i actually dug them WAY the fuck more than Rob and his washed up trash-rock. even the next PM5K album ‘Anyone For Doomsday?’ was monster stuff. after that though they just kinda got stale and started this sorta Billy idol thing. eh…
but yeah, i will stick up for Powerman 5000, and the FIRST Orgy album. but i mean, i also think Deadsy is pretty rad. i was 9 in 1999, so these were the kinda bands i was growing up digging, so i have a soft spot for them.
that all said, Tony Campos (bassist in Static-X) is actually a bad-ass dude. he is the singer in ASESINO. but yeah, Static-X was never the coolest thing around… haha.