The (Un)Official Ministry Album Tier List

I got no beef with Campos. He seems like a pretty cool dude and I like his playing. The only members of Ministry I ever truly cared to fling turds at were Joey from Slipknot and Tommy Victor. Joey (at least at the show I saw) was completely out of his element and had no business on stage. And Tommy . . . I just don’t like his playing or his cheesy stage goon theatrics.

I never knew Campos was on vocals for Asesino. I’ll give 'em a listen.

I got no beef with Campos. He seems like a pretty cool dude and I like his playing. The only members of Ministry I ever truly cared to fling turds at were Joey from Slipknot and Tommy Victor. Joey (at least at the show I saw) was completely out of his element and had no business on stage. And Tommy . . . I just don’t like his playing or his cheesy stage goon theatrics.

I never knew Campos was on vocals for Asesino. I’ll give 'em a listen.

yeah, Asesino KILLS. like Brujeria but… you know… heavier.

Amir Derakh. (I think might have been you that pointed out the name, but that only made me hate them more.)

I’m not the one who cued you in on Amir’s “name” as I’d never picked up on it before (I cared more about the producers than the band member) but yes, that name is beyond revolting and earns the man a permanent wedgie.

yeah, Asesino KILLS. like Brujeria but… you know… heavier.

I LOVE Brujeria. I don’t if anything needs to be heavier than them, though. I’ll try Asesino tonight.

[reply]Amir Derakh. (I think might have been you that pointed out the name, but that only made me hate them more.)

I’m not the one who cued you in on Amir’s “name” as I’d never picked up on it before (I cared more about the producers than the band member) but yes, that name is beyond revolting and earns the man a permanent wedgie.[/reply]
His name is an anagram for “A Darker him”
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grmpysmrf

[reply]
yeah, Asesino KILLS. like Brujeria but… you know… heavier.

I LOVE Brujeria. I don’t if anything needs to be heavier than them, though. I’ll try Asesino tonight.[/reply]

its got dino on guitar, so it is a Brujeria side-project. and here is their cover of Matando Gueros.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8cM6pziJ_I
VIVA LA RAZA!

I watched a few clips (I thought that was Dino on guitar, thanks for confirming). I wasn’t into it for the most part. Brujeria just seems more complete as a vision, band, and project to me, and this Asesino just seems like the low-rent bastard child.

Thanks, though. I’d been meaning to check Asesino out for some time. The “Matando Gueros” cover ain’t too bad.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Also, thanks, because I found this funky ass video/ song which I’d not seen/heard yet. It’s amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pam9KLBFpjs

As for Static X this is what I always think about when I think about them http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1497553/static-x-guitarist-charged-sexual-assaults.jhtml what’s especially hideous here is that he’d lure girls in by saying he was a fan of Tripp Eisen. Geez…

Then, he went back to jail for parole violation.

And here he is, fresh out of jail and on the Glenn Beck show! http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=HeFYmjnxjb8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHeFYmjnxjb8

“Tripp, why don’t you have a seat right there?”

When you get busted for sex with minors twice in two weeks, it’s time to admit you have a problem . . .

How long was the perv in jail?

Orgy sucked and so did Powerman 5000. Wait, are any of those bands still around? Because if they are I shouldn’t use “sucked” in the past tense. I doubt they’ve gotten any better.

Speaking of not using “sucked” in the past tense…

[reply][reply][reply][reply]Actually just one big blah blah blah paste and then put in a couple of random words from your silly post. Might be big effort for yourself, (You know, it doesn’t surprise me to know that the copy and paste clicks are work on your part.) but the copy and paste button is pretty easy for me to manipulate, so no effort at all. It’s sweet to know that you care though.

It reads much better now, though. No need for kudos. I did it cause I care.
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grmpysmrf

“copy and paste clicks”? Man, control-C and V that shit so you can be more efficient with your work.

I guess I don’t feel the need to alter your posts because it seems like you’re perfectly capable of sounding ridiculous on your own. I bet you’re sitting behind your computer in a quiet rage, desperately trying to think up some more of your fucking “zingers”.[/reply]
Not even close. Shit, you’re even wrong about the computer. I use my phone most times. And of course you don’t need to alter my posts . They are already perfect. And shit look at how long it took you to respond to me. (what, A minute 30 sec.?)You are my bitch.
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grmpysmrf[/reply]

Uh, I believe the correct term is “tap”. You “tap” to copy and paste on smartphones. [/reply]
unless you have a keyboard on your phone like I do. jerk-off.

You know, since we’re being super specific and pointless about shit that nobody gives a crap about. More importantly, why do you think anybody, especially myself, would believe you or give a crap that you’re on your phone?

Cause, like a little bitch, you brought it up.

What is it I’m “not even close” about? You sound like a 5 year old who’s pouting after getting a verbal ass-whipping.

reread what you wrote and then you’re not even close. jesus, you have no comprehension skills either. you’re pathetic. Funny you can’t understand since “we’re being super specific.”

So, you are not at home and not using a desktop or laptop and yet you took time out of your day, while on the go, to post your “witty” responses?

more like killed time while waiting in line at the bank. You’re just not that important.

You really made yourself seem like the better man there, you goofy bastard.

it’s not hard when you’re the other guy.

A minute thirty? That long!?! Haha, I’ve got you eating out of the palm of my hand and I’m raising your blood pressure too with every post. You are obsessed with getting some sort of bizarre “one-up” on me now. I am now something you think about while you’re not browsing the forum.

My blood pressure is fine. I was browsing prongs. you were an after thought.
1 up on you? I’m at 10 or 11 up on you.
Please come up with something more clever on your next post this is almost criminal on my part. Let’s see how long it takes you to respond this time. Probably pretty quick, you just can’t get enough.
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grmpysmrf[/reply]

Sweet jesus…

Out of all of that boring gibberish you typed you could’ve boiled it down to your 2nd grader response of, “1 up on you? I’m at 10 or 11 up on you.
Please come up with something more clever on your next post this is almost criminal on my part. Let’s see how long it takes you to respond this time”

Which basically sums up how pathetic and desperate you are to see my responses while you try to hide it (and fail miserably) behind a facade of confidence and abysmal insults.

“1 up on you? I’m at 10 or 11 up on you.”? What sort of sorry son of a bitch types something like that out anyway? You sound like the kinda guy who’s watched one too many Steven Seagal films. It’s honestly embarrassing to read. Just… why? Why would you think that that is ever okay?

I mean, really? “1 up on you? I’m at 10 or 11 up on you.”??? I hear Michael Bay needs someone to write him a script. You should jump on that shit right away, guy.

Despite the possible guilt for ripping on someone with a disability, I actually am starting to hope that you’re mentally retarded. Because that would make it so much easier to understand and cope with why someone would type such stupid, inane bullshit as if they’re being witty and dominant in an argument. You probably think you’re the “resident bad ass” or something with the great “comebacks”, right? Classic.

*Also phones with a slide-out keyboard rarely ever work in the same way that computers do in terms of keyboard shortcuts. Hahaha!

As for Static X this is what I always think about when I think about them http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1497553/static-x-guitarist-charged-sexual-assaults.jhtml what’s especially hideous here is that he’d lure girls in by saying he was a fan of Tripp Eisen. Geez…

Then, he went back to jail for parole violation.

And here he is, fresh out of jail and on the Glenn Beck show! http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=HeFYmjnxjb8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHeFYmjnxjb8

Holy shit, I’d forgotten about that. What a creep. I didn’t know he was in Static-X as well. I always associated him with that other terrible band Dope.

Orgy sucked and so did Powerman 5000. Wait, are any of those bands still around? Because if they are I shouldn’t use “sucked” in the past tense. I doubt they’ve gotten any better.

Speaking of not using “sucked” in the past tense…

[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]Actually just one big blah blah blah paste and then put in a couple of random words from your silly post. Might be big effort for yourself, (You know, it doesn’t surprise me to know that the copy and paste clicks are work on your part.) but the copy and paste button is pretty easy for me to manipulate, so no effort at all. It’s sweet to know that you care though.

It reads much better now, though. No need for kudos. I did it cause I care.
Late,
grmpysmrf

“copy and paste clicks”? Man, control-C and V that shit so you can be more efficient with your work.

I guess I don’t feel the need to alter your posts because it seems like you’re perfectly capable of sounding ridiculous on your own. I bet you’re sitting behind your computer in a quiet rage, desperately trying to think up some more of your fucking “zingers”.[/reply]
Not even close. Shit, you’re even wrong about the computer. I use my phone most times. And of course you don’t need to alter my posts . They are already perfect. And shit look at how long it took you to respond to me. (what, A minute 30 sec.?)You are my bitch.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

Uh, I believe the correct term is “tap”. You “tap” to copy and paste on smartphones. [/reply]
unless you have a keyboard on your phone like I do. jerk-off.

You know, since we’re being super specific and pointless about shit that nobody gives a crap about. More importantly, why do you think anybody, especially myself, would believe you or give a crap that you’re on your phone?

Cause, like a little bitch, you brought it up.

What is it I’m “not even close” about? You sound like a 5 year old who’s pouting after getting a verbal ass-whipping.

reread what you wrote and then you’re not even close. jesus, you have no comprehension skills either. you’re pathetic. Funny you can’t understand since “we’re being super specific.”

So, you are not at home and not using a desktop or laptop and yet you took time out of your day, while on the go, to post your “witty” responses?

more like killed time while waiting in line at the bank. You’re just not that important.

You really made yourself seem like the better man there, you goofy bastard.

it’s not hard when you’re the other guy.

A minute thirty? That long!?! Haha, I’ve got you eating out of the palm of my hand and I’m raising your blood pressure too with every post. You are obsessed with getting some sort of bizarre “one-up” on me now. I am now something you think about while you’re not browsing the forum.

My blood pressure is fine. I was browsing prongs. you were an after thought.
1 up on you? I’m at 10 or 11 up on you.
Please come up with something more clever on your next post this is almost criminal on my part. Let’s see how long it takes you to respond this time. Probably pretty quick, you just can’t get enough.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

Sweet jesus…

Out of all of that boring gibberish you typed you could’ve boiled it down to your 2nd grader response of, “1 up on you? I’m at 10 or 11 up on you.
Please come up with something more clever on your next post this is almost criminal on my part. Let’s see how long it takes you to respond this time”

Which basically sums up how pathetic and desperate you are to see my responses while you try to hide it (and fail miserably) behind a facade of confidence and abysmal insults.

“1 up on you? I’m at 10 or 11 up on you.”? What sort of sorry son of a bitch types something like that out anyway? You sound like the kinda guy who’s watched one too many Steven Seagal films. It’s honestly embarrassing to read. Just… why? Why would you think that that is ever okay?

I mean, really? “1 up on you? I’m at 10 or 11 up on you.”??? I hear Michael Bay needs someone to write him a script. You should jump on that shit right away, guy.

Despite the possible guilt for ripping on someone with a disability, I actually am starting to hope that you’re mentally retarded. Because that would make it so much easier to understand and cope with why someone would type such stupid, inane bullshit as if they’re being witty and dominant in an argument. You probably think you’re the “resident bad ass” or something with the great “comebacks”, right? Classic.

*Also phones with a slide-out keyboard rarely ever work in the same way that computers do in terms of keyboard shortcuts. Hahaha![/reply]
You’re just sad. You’re barely 50 posts into your little stay here and you’ve already picked multiple fights here. You don’t have any friends in real life, I get it, and you’re trying to go for perfection by having the internet hate you to. I admire the ambition. Good for you.

As far as dwelling on you. Not at all, but its adorable the way you flatter yourself. All anyone has to do is look at the time stamp from your meaningless posts.
Late,
grmpysmrf

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Also, thanks, because I found this funky ass video/ song which I’d not seen/heard yet. It’s amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pam9KLBFpjs

LOVE this song. SO silly/good. haha.

Brujeria is classy.

1 up on you? I’m at 10 or 11 up on you.

I’m not sure what the points are in your little side game of butt darts over there, but I keep an accurate count of my own ranking on the board and it turns out I’m exactly 578 bazillion trillion million gajillion up on everyone. Just, you know, in case anyone is keeping score.

You’re just sad. You’re barely 50 posts into your little stay here and you’ve already picked multiple fights here. You don’t have any friends in real life, I get it, and you’re trying to go for perfection by having the internet hate you to. I admire the ambition. Good for you.

As far as dwelling on you. Not at all, but its adorable the way you flatter yourself. All anyone has to do is look at the time stamp from your meaningless posts.
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grmpysmrf

Hahahaha! Yeah, sit at your computer and tell the other guy on the internet that he has no friends. I also enjoy ironic humor.

I agree. You’re totally not “dwelling” on me. It’s not as if you’re constantly responding to my “meaningless” posts while continuously stating that you don’t care and are not “dwelling” on me.

[reply]You’re just sad. You’re barely 50 posts into your little stay here and you’ve already picked multiple fights here. You don’t have any friends in real life, I get it, and you’re trying to go for perfection by having the internet hate you to. I admire the ambition. Good for you.

As far as dwelling on you. Not at all, but its adorable the way you flatter yourself. All anyone has to do is look at the time stamp from your meaningless posts.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Hahahaha! Yeah, sit at your computer and tell the other guy on the internet that he has no friends. I also enjoy ironic humor.

I agree. You’re totally not “dwelling” on me. It’s not as if you’re constantly responding to my “meaningless” posts while continuously stating that you don’t care and are not “dwelling” on me.[/reply]
Damn, you really do have no comprehension skills, either that or short term memory is shit.
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grmpysmrf

you guys do know no one is reading your little argument, right?

Yes.

[reply][reply]You’re just sad. You’re barely 50 posts into your little stay here and you’ve already picked multiple fights here. You don’t have any friends in real life, I get it, and you’re trying to go for perfection by having the internet hate you to. I admire the ambition. Good for you.

As far as dwelling on you. Not at all, but its adorable the way you flatter yourself. All anyone has to do is look at the time stamp from your meaningless posts.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Hahahaha! Yeah, sit at your computer and tell the other guy on the internet that he has no friends. I also enjoy ironic humor.

I agree. You’re totally not “dwelling” on me. It’s not as if you’re constantly responding to my “meaningless” posts while continuously stating that you don’t care and are not “dwelling” on me.[/reply]
Damn, you really do have no comprehension skills, either that or short term memory is shit.
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grmpysmrf[/reply]

Either you don’t understand blatant sarcasm or you just don’t have an actual response.

Pick up the pace or get over it. You’re boring me.

boring you? Even though you can’t wait to write me back. Like you’ve got some pen pal or some shit.
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grmpysmrf