All right you fags! Let’s all just settle down and stop faggin’ around. There’s enough faggitry on the internets without us gettin’ pulled into their world of faggity faggin’, okay? Now we all probably got some tales of fagness locked in the vaults somewhere but let’s all just keep it locked up where the fag stuff belongs, okay? I only told my tale so you could clearly see that I am no fag. And to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt I left out the part about where i had a wardrobe malfunction, accidentally lost my pants, and then fell face first onto his wiener. I think he used voodoo on me. You know how them queers can be. So anyway, no more fag stuff. I find it repulsive and creepy.
Well, he ended up being a little TOO friendly and tried to get frisky with me. I was drunk and NOT in the mood to be sexed up by some gay dude, as flattering as that might typically be, so I reciprocated by shouting at him and telling him he needed to get the eff out before I beat him to death.
That was probably not the best move (I suppose I could have just left them outside my door for a day or two in case he came by) especially considering he knew where I lived and could easily set my place on fire or murder me.
Next time be more careful.
Gay people have eerie powers.
I’ve seen gay men levitate and move objects just by thinking about it.
Also they have x ray vision - makes it easier for them to check you out when you think you are just having an innocent conversion.
Really seriously can’t
Stand looking at this forum
When the top post is…
Shameless promotion on a 5th generation amalgamation
Isn’t deserving of anyone’s time nor eye sight
(I don’t believe anyone’s really listening anymore)