So really you don’t likes IKEA because you don’t get the full experience what we have of ‘national pasttime’ here; of wandering drunkenly thru aisles and passing out on display furnitures. Sometimes pausing to dispense government liquor to children which can’t shut up on their own.
Other than giving booze to children, I have done EXACTLY what is described above.
[reply]Yeah, thank you, Sweden. IKEA furniture and Ace of Base. I got a stack of unusable manuals and 42 Allen wrenches. Go drink some Glogg, you herring-smelling jerk.
Hey mann, speak more nicely to your cultural superiors. And of course I’m preferring Absolut to Glogg. Did you know, by the way, here each Swedish citizen gets a weekly government ration of free hard liquor?
One is also allowed to get “wasted” in public if they either pass a merit test, or signs up for a job as Swedish cultural ambassador. I can’t pass the test, so yeah I take the second choice.
So really you don’t likes IKEA because you don’t get the full experience what we have of ‘national pasttime’ here; of wandering drunkenly thru aisles and passing out on display furnitures. Sometimes pausing to dispense government liquor to children which can’t shut up on their own.[/reply]
At first I was gonna say Swedish metal balls can go get cunted! But, I dunno, this guys starting to convince me.
At first I was gonna say Swedish metal balls can go get cunted! But, I dunno, this guys starting to convince me.
Swedish meatballs are awesome.
So are Swedish pancakes.
And Swedish Fish.
Swedish meatballs are awesome.
So are Swedish pancakes.
And Swedish Fish.
“No more Swedish meatball!”
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At first I was gonna say Swedish metal balls can go get cunted! But, I dunno, this guys starting to convince me.
Swedish meatballs are awesome.
So are Swedish pancakes.
And Swedish Fish.[/reply]
and the Swedish Chef…
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At first I was gonna say Swedish metal balls can go get cunted! But, I dunno, this guys starting to convince me.
Swedish meatballs are awesome.
So are Swedish pancakes.
And Swedish Fish.[/reply]
and the Swedish Chef…[/reply]
I knows of this ‘Swedish Chef,’ from the ‘Muppett’ programs. He is actually rip-off of the Swedish famous ventriloquist dummy “Skraecken Magnus”, whose gimmick was to speak in nonsense “dur dur dur” tones such as the ‘chef’ character does. But it always had a more Avant Garde twist, his shows would terminate in screaming and profanity and storming of stage by the outraged audience.
He is one living legend of my land that, i regret, does not make it to YouTube. However the singer Eilert Pilarm does have many YouTubes available, and can closely compare to your “chef” i think.
But it always had a more Avant Garde twist, his shows would terminate in screaming and profanity and storming of stage by the outraged audience.
That would more accurately be called Avant Gerda.
[reply]But it always had a more Avant Garde twist, his shows would terminate in screaming and profanity and storming of stage by the outraged audience.
That would more accurately be called Avant Gerda.[/reply]
‘Gerda’ sound like a proper German woman’s name, i have met many such who visit stockholm for tourism purposes and they can be very easily woo-ed just by me mentioning a few fun facts about swedish hockey dominance or writers like Strindberg or some shit. I bore of such easy exploits to be honest. Time could be better spent on preparing some tasty lutefisk.
BEHOLD!
memory lane. LOL
One of the best fucking post in this thing
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Voidhead and I were just reminiscing about this the other day.
It was hilarious because before all this I honestly thought Grmpysmrf was really reaching with his then conspiracy theories about Peligro being all the different Australians. I did this trial as a joke, and it was just as much to make fun of Grmpy as it was to rattle Peligro. But then the big goofball just totally imploded and shit the bed. It was hilarious. I think I was most amused by how seriously he took my court trial. You’d have thought the guy was actually facing prison time or something.
Yes! I’m re-reading this now. Wow, takes me back to when I actually had time to waste on message boards! Now I was time on Facebook/Instagram! Don’t know which is worse…
Peligro really had it in for me, but he’s the ultimate loser here. Is he gone forever or does he still lurk these parts?
Also, I don’t know why I can’t login as voidhead here I have to use this stupid name void_head which is insulting because I am O.G.!
Afra can you restore my classic username? Was it banned for Baboon3 antics?? Is the Earth flat? Is Peligro really as big of a loser as this trial revealed him to be!? AND WHO THE FUCK WAS BIG MAMA!?!
So many questions…
I always assumed you or someone you knew was Big Mama. Was I wrong? Do we need another trial?
I wasn’t Big Mama. Ppl accused me but the only other identity I ever had was Baboon 3. The Baboon 3 song “Big Mama” was to put her in her place and secure myself as the board’s ultimate troll.
Yeah, this was all pretty funny.
“Big Mama . . . oooooh, she a big bitch.”
I don’t know who Big Mama was, and have trouble remembering the character. I think I just assumed it was Voidhead portraying a Gerda character.
I only remember making one other character myself. I don’t even remember the name, but it was a parody of Gerda pretending not to be Gerda. I think I was pretty good because people right away started shouting at the character with the assumption it was Gerda.
Been a long time, but I remember there was a weird choppy and non-sequitor, but super arrogant writing style that I used, which was inspired by the REAL Gerda, of course. I’d have to go back and revisit that shit to see if I could ever get in the zone again, but it was something like…
"Keep licking Jourgensen’s boots, Sycophant. I know Lou Rawls wouldn’t waste his time. Legal issues come quickly. You don’t want to know. "
I think it was actually choppier, though. I LOVED smacking that silly old hag around. I don’t know why the witch kept coming for me. It never worked out well her. I don’t think I’ve ever come across anyone with a more unjustified ego and air of self-appointed celebrity.
If anyone is still in touch ask her how her book is coming, hahahaha!!!
It wasn’t even about not meshing. I can seriously get along with anyone, and it’s totally their call if they decide to not like me. If someone is spouting bullshit I’m going to call them on it, or at least ask them to follow through on their bullshit claims. This goes whether I like someone or not. Gerda was full of shit and thought she deserved a free pass on all her nonsense just because she was married to one of Ministry’s past bass players. When she’d go off I’d just ask her to follow through and back up her shit. Of course she had nothing to back up anything and didn’t like me highlighting any of it . . . . . . . so beds were shat.
It was nothing personal, but I still sleep well at night knowing she probably doesn’t.
Those were certainly good times!
This one had a lot of menstruating and windmill attacks from Peligro, Amlux and their clone accounts. It was funny as fuck because in the very start of the thread I called Amlux out for “plagiarizing Peligro”. Grumpy picked up pretty early on that they were all the same guy. I just thought the fucker was really desperate and lazy and couldn’t come up with any original material.
Gerda being being Special Ed gave me a gross feeling. As terrible as Angie was, I don’t think she ever created a fake account to talk trash about Paul and Gerda. What a nut job. My respect for Paul faltered a bit knowing he was married to her and probably knew what was going on. Strange to imagine Paul having dinner conversations about Prongs, but it may have happened…