Boy, I sure wish ambulance would come back. He was a stand up fellow who was in no way peligro. It’s awfully strange that he just disappeared and now this buttcheeze (or whatever he calls himself) guy is here. Kinda makes me think that… Oh, never mind.
Get cunted!
Get cunted!
#1 on the “Top 10 List of Rejected Nike Slogans for 2015”.
Get cunted!
Man, I hate reruns!
Except when they’re AWESOME!!!1!111!!
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#1 on the “Top 10 List of Rejected Nike Slogans for 2015”.[/reply]
True story, That was the first failed Milk ad campaign. then they changed it to the boring Got Milk? slogan. True story.
You two guitar lovers should get a flat together. Couple of gay cunts you are.
The only person around here that makes any sense is that acid_cripple. He’s a good cunt.
Yeah! What he said!
He seems a bit moist.
Alright, enough fun for today. Being Australian is very taxing. I like the word cunt, but it gets boring typing it every other second.
Haha! You should have dragged it longer, Bro! It would have driven Olspeligrambulux into insanity to have to deal with an Australian that wasn’t him.
Haha! You should have dragged it longer, Bro! It would have driven Olspeligrambulux into insanity to have to deal with an Australian that wasn’t him.
Holy shit! Peligro is acid cripple too? Well played sir, well played
I was bored at work, so I decided to join in the fun. I was trying to be as Australian as possible. Hence “cunt”, the gay talk and trying to use Grmpy’s occupation as some kind of insult.
But it was too tough to keep going. Being Australian is hard! Having to be all angry and pick pointless arguments with people? Yeesh.
Being Australian ain’t for everyone.
I only know one man that has been able to handle it so far.
I was bored at work, so I decided to join in the fun. I was trying to be as Australian as possible. Hence “cunt”, the gay talk and trying to use Grmpy’s occupation as some kind of insult.
But it was too tough to keep going. Being Australian is hard! Having to be all angry and pick pointless arguments with people? Yeesh.
Not bad, not bad. You do australian about as well as davely bob (? I think it was him) wrote gerda. Man, he was spot on.[:)]
I’m pro cunt, but anti Australian. Is that a conflict of interests? Or only when the toilet water goes counter clockwise?
I’m pro cunt, but anti Australian. Is that a conflict of interests? Or only when the toilet water goes counter clockwise?
The people of Australia are so strong-willed and individualistic that, even though the toilet water flows the wrong way, their turds swim against the tide out of pure rebellion.
In actuality (yes, I did a bit of research last night) that counter-clockwise toilet water business is the origin of the phrase “get cunted”. The Aussies became so proud of their silly backwards water drainage that they adopted the imagery as a nationalistic metaphor for their whole anti-establishment against-the-grain attitude. The phrase “get countered” (short for “G’day, Mate, now go on get yer shrimp off the barbie and set her life back on a counter-clockwise fashion!” was found to sound more like “Get CUNTED” because Australians are terrible at speaking English but rather adept at profanity.
Hey guys, already this thread begins to bore me.
Why everyone gives such a damn about Australia anyway?
Is not like such a place could ever develop world’s greatest ever hockey players (Nicklas Lidstrom) or best-selling music groups (Abba) or absolute most fucking killer meat-based dish in existence (what you amusingly refers to as “Swedish meatballs.”)
I have to tell you I am also a bit pissed that Australia got to have the Lord of the Rings movie filmed there, since this guy is a huge LOTR fan and thinks Sweden had more than adequate filming space for such an epic.
So I vote for changing the theme of the message thread. And not just because Swedish Cultural Ministry pay me 50 kronor for every message board post that I make…
Yeah, thank you, Sweden. IKEA furniture and Ace of Base. I got a stack of unusable manuals and 42 Allen wrenches. Go drink some Glogg, you herring-smelling jerk.
Yeah, thank you, Sweden. IKEA furniture and Ace of Base. I got a stack of unusable manuals and 42 Allen wrenches. Go drink some Glogg, you herring-smelling jerk.
Hey mann, speak more nicely to your cultural superiors. And of course I’m preferring Absolut to Glogg. Did you know, by the way, here each Swedish citizen gets a weekly government ration of free hard liquor?
One is also allowed to get “wasted” in public if they either pass a merit test, or signs up for a job as Swedish cultural ambassador. I can’t pass the test, so yeah I take the second choice.
So really you don’t likes IKEA because you don’t get the full experience what we have of ‘national pasttime’ here; of wandering drunkenly thru aisles and passing out on display furnitures. Sometimes pausing to dispense government liquor to children which can’t shut up on their own.