The defence would like the court to acknowledge that the defendant wishes to thank all those involved in this farc…I mean trial and for making this entire episode such an amusing one.
The defence would also like the court to acknowledge that the defendant apologises for being Australian.
The defence also hopes that the prosecution enjoys its cake and hopes there is some left over.
Thanks are also in order for the coffee provided.
The defence has only one request and that is that the prosecution does not harass or insult the defence from this point on in any manner whatsoever and that the prosecution also refrains from issuing such absurd statements as “Slash Rulez” - as it is a well known and documented fact that Slash merely “ruled” for a period of approximately 11 days during October of 1988.
The defence would also like to thank the prongs board in general for being “awesome”.
The defence would also like the court to acknowledge that the defendant apologises for being Australian.
“Apologizes for being Australian…” Pffft the case is over and he’s still perjuring himself!! Everybody knows he loves being Australian. He loves it so much he decided to be TWO Australians here on the board.
The defence also hopes that the prosecution enjoys its cake and hopes there is some left over.
definitely enjoying the cake. there will be some left over. I’m not greedy.
The defence has only one request
Are you crazy? Criminals don’t get to make requests. You are guilty!!! no requests/demands/granted wishes/wants settled. You are lucky you aren’t frying for this.
and that is that the prosecution does not harass or insult the defence from this point on in any manner whatsoever
The prosecution does not “harass.” The prosecution smells bullshit and calls bullshit. If you don’t want the prosecution all up in yo’ ass don’t come all stupid to the board demanding to be cross examined.
and that the prosecution also refrains from issuing such absurd statements as “Slash Rulez” - as it is a well known and documented fact that Slash merely “ruled” for a period of approximately 11 days during October of 1988.
Now who’s harassing who? It is well known that Slash does in fact rule and the Peligro/Olsen identity is intentionally being obstinate for the sake of meanness. Those 11 days in the Oct of 88’ were the just the start of his imperial reign.
The defence would also like to thank the prongs board in general for being “awesome”.
[reply]Is there a Prongs-Gunnar court of appeal process? Or are all judgments final?
You wanna appeal that? Hes been terrorizing members under that stupid and completely transparent olsen account for years, and you wanna appeal?
[shocked]
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Hell no. I was just wondering if we were going to be subject to one. =P
[reply][reply]Is there a Prongs-Gunnar court of appeal process? Or are all judgments final?
You wanna appeal that? Hes been terrorizing members under that stupid and completely transparent olsen account for years, and you wanna appeal?
[shocked]
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Hell no. I was just wondering if we were going to be subject to one. =P[/reply]
LOL [:)]
No need for a trial or anything, but the courts have since also found AMLUX and AMBULANCE guilty of being both Australian AND “Peligro”.
If either would like to request an official trial for their defense, we can open one, but it really seems like it would be such a waste of time and resources and Grumpy has much more noble causes to dedicate himself to . . . . . like Bill Cosby.
[reply]Amlux: Yes, you may work on behalf of the defense, as this trial is open for everyone.
I happen to know that definitely one of those pics is Olsen. Without permission I can’t say which. Sorry guys but he’s “real” (that feels so weird to type).
Peligro, I do not know if he is “real” or not. I have listened to a radio show of his that he PM’d me about. His voice definitely isn’t the same as Olsen’s so…I’m going to go with “real”.
I dunno, unless there’s something even weirder going on behind the scenes. Personally, I always just assumed that several board members were the one person. I mean, it happens everywhere, right?
Who else here isn’t “real”?? Anyone?[/reply]
Going back and re-reading any old posts from Olsen/Amlux/Peligro/Ambulance reminds me of the endings of FIGHT CLUB or SIXTH SENSE where they give you the quick flashback rewind showing you a glimpse of everything you missed so you can go . . . . “Oh, right. Duh.”
[rolleyes]
hey, wouldn’t it be funny if we found out Peligro was all of these australian accounts?
[rolleyes]
I think now he’s just intentionally spilling marbles on the floor to try and distract from the fact that he’s been outed again (primarily by himself) and has gone into another tailspin.
He’s gonna sacrifice Peligro in an attempt to try and salvage his one semi-viable player on the field . . . Ambulance.
[reply][rolleyes]
hey, wouldn’t it be funny if we found out Peligro was all of these australian accounts?
[rolleyes]
I think now he’s just intentionally spilling marbles on the floor to try and distract from the fact that he’s been outed again (primarily by himself) and has gone into another tailspin.
He’s gonna sacrifice Peligro in an attempt to try and salvage his one semi-viable player on the field . . . Ambulance.[/reply]
A pawn is seldom stronger than a queen. The “Queen” part of that analogy means two things.[;)]
Not really “teaching” when it’s giving out the answers… But if you think that is teaching, that explains quite a lot about you. C’mon, Olsen 3.0 do your best.
