MEN AT WORK
“I cum in da man down undaahhhhh!!!”
Midnight Oil
“How do we sleep when our asses are burning???”
[reply]MEN AT WORK
“I cum in da man down undaahhhhh!!!”
Midnight Oil
“How do we sleep when our asses are burning???”[/reply]
Don’t forget Nick Cave. Surely you pun-meisters could do something with “The Mercy Seat?”
Don’t forget Nick Cave.
You mean DICK Cave?
Yeah, I that is his real name.
I saw it tattoo’d on his BUTT.
The prosecution demands, Demands! The scaramouch have to change his name back to peligro and be forced to post from said handle for all the rest of his participation on the board
The court has received your request but it has been denied. The defendant can change his so-called avatar as he wishes, but during the proceedings of this court case he shall be referred to as “Peligro” as that was his name when he entered into this court case.
All final statements, data, evidence, and witness testimony will be reviewed accordingly and final ruling and statement of the judge will be given sometime this weekend.
The court has also heard Peligro’s request for coffee. It has been evaluated and deemed reasonable. Coffee shall be served to the defendent. Anyone who would like coffee or water is allowed to have it during the proceedings of this case. Please, no additional food or drink in the court room though. And no chewing gum.
If it pleases the court:
For those of us intently watching these proceedings… when does the court recess for bathroom and smoke breaks?
Please state the hour in eastern standard time.
Thank you in advance for your attention and assistance in this important matter.
Bathroom breaks are allowed every two hours.
Litigants and all participants in the court proceedings are allowed to have a cigarette during the bathroom breaks outside in the designated smoking area only.
There is no smoking in the courtroom.
And absolutely NO POOPING.
I think the fact that Peligro was posting long ass posts defending why he’s NOT Olsen and then Olsen seems to have disappeared…and now Peligro is silent as well actually makes me think they’re one in the same and the Idiot Brigade is right this time around. Unlike when they claimed I was BigMama.
So I don’t exist then? Could this morning get any worse? First somebody steals my newspaper now this?
I’m going back to bed.
Wait, and now Peligro has changed his name to “Scareamouse” or something?? WTF?!?
I smell something rotten…not sweet like Olsen’s sweet ass! That ass was an illusion all along?!
I think the fact that Peligro was posting long ass posts defending why he’s NOT Olsen and then Olsen seems to have disappeared…and now Peligro is silent as well actually makes me think they’re one in the same and the Idiot Brigade is right this time around. Unlike when they claimed I was BigMama.
Thank you for your testimony as an expert witness. It has been enlightening and helpful to the court in deciding this case.
So I don’t exist then? Could this morning get any worse? First somebody steals my newspaper now this?
I’m going back to bed.
This has yet to be decided by the courts, Amlux. If you have any testimony or evidence you would like to submit to the court, you are free to do so.
In his recent testimony, though, Peligro has stated that he is, in fact, you (among a few others).
The case is really to determine if Peligro and Olsen are the same person, though. I will not be levelling any judgments against other people who may be Peligro, but such information showing that other people are or are not such people will be taken into consideration as it is certainly related.
Wait, and now Peligro has changed his name to “Scareamouse” or something?? WTF?!?
I smell something rotten…not sweet like Olsen’s sweet ass! That ass was an illusion all along?!
I’m afraid that one of the results of this trial may be the realization that those gay butts you saw might not be accessible via Prongs, Void. You may have to continue the quest for those butts elsewhere.
Anyway, we’ll keep you posted.
[reply]Wait, and now Peligro has changed his name to “Scareamouse” or something?? WTF?!?
I smell something rotten…not sweet like Olsen’s sweet ass! That ass was an illusion all along?!
I’m afraid that one of the results of this trial may be the realization that those gay butts you saw might not be accessible via Prongs, Void. You may have to continue the quest for those butts elsewhere.
Anyway, we’ll keep you posted.[/reply]
Butt…can a butt be inherently gay?? Do butts like butts of the same gender?? Is a every chap showing his delicious ass on the internet…gay?? Am I…gay???
THE QUESTIONS THE QUESTIONS!!
This whole incident has opened a fucking WORMHOLE in the fabric of the Universe!!!
Damn you Olsen/Peligro/Michelle Obama for swallowing me in your ANAL CHASM!!
So, if I’m reading this correctly (and I’m pretty sure that taking two minutes to skim through it is the “correct” way to read it), did we just discover that Australia is only inhabited by one lonely man with 23 million online aliases?
I think the fact that Peligro was posting long ass posts defending why he’s NOT Olsen and then Olsen seems to have disappeared…and now Peligro is silent as well actually makes me think they’re one in the same and the Idiot Brigade is right this time around…
Don’t forget, I’m Amlux and Evil Dildo and Gothic Hobbit and Blue Velvet and…any number of any board members. So, don’t just single out Olsen.
Just let him have his little “win” and then we can all move on and get some sleep. The guy is relentless. I’m sure he dreams about this place even. Just wait til all these “imaginary” usernames start logging in and posting. What fun he’ll have.
Take comfort in the fact that whatever I deem to call myself from now on, you are and will always be my little Ass Pony.
So, if I’m reading this correctly (and I’m pretty sure that taking two minutes to skim through it is the “correct” way to read it), did we just discover that Australia is only inhabited by one lonely man with 23 million online aliases?
We have only a dozen or so computers down here and take turns in using them in between shearing sheep and protecting babies from dingoes. It’s a tough life, but sure beats the hell out of living in some crack neighborhood hellhole in Ohio.
Excuse me a minute while I chug a beer.
Follow up question: Can someone start a fourth thread about this?
I was BigMama.
I fucking knew it!!
this this whole thread has been very enlightening.
So this is what this is all about, hey Smrf. You’re butthurt because I/we made fun of the “working classes” and claimed to live well in excess of the ordinary “loser”?
Seriously? this is straight out of “olsen’s” playbook. change the point/situation and pretend you’re above it.
The only one butt hurt here is you.
No, Peligro this isn’t about you making fun of the working class or pretending to be rich. this is about your web of lies. LIES I SAY!! and in context my comments show this but you wanna take things out of context to try and blow the wind in the other direction.
And I/we liked “elitist” music that you’ve never even dreamed of and I/we “gang up” on you when debating social/political issues. Oh boo hoo.
So, you finally admit that you would gang up on the smrf!! boy this is like a faucet that has been left unattended. That’s really what tipped me off.
You created these “people” because you’re petty and you can’t stand somebody having a strong opinion and so in order to get your little boy way you created these “people” as a bully tactic to make yourself feel better. Unclever move. accuse me of not being able to handle an alternate opinion when you had to go create people to get someone to take your side. Classic case of projection.
Fine. Here you can have it all. Have your “win”.
Another Olsenism. “gmpy has to ‘win’ all of the time.” Olsen was famous for that no matter how many times I wrote “There is no winning.” it’s about standing by what you know and you apparently are so insecure that’s not enough for you that you have to surround yourself with invisible support.
Have your cake and eat it too. But be sure and enjoy every last mouthful of it and don’t spare a crumb.
Very strong admission of guilt in the middle of a very sarcastic post.
Cos it’s most likely the last cake you’re ever going to enjoy on this board.
More “Olsen-like” threats. why? cause you are all gonna “win” from now on. Good grief!
Your Honor, I change my plea to GUILTY. Guilty as charged. I admit I created a number of fake personas on this board (Evil Dildo, Olsen, Blue Velvet, Amlux, blah blah blah)
There is no user known as “Blah blah blah” don’t try to sarcasm your way out of this. We want the whole list of sock puppet accounts and their passwords too so they shall never be used again!!! [pirate] You owe the prongs community a huge apology and that’s just for starters.
because I am shallow and insecure and have a tendency to try and win arguments at all costs. I want my opinions to be backed up by other “elitists” on the board regardless of whether they exist or not - just so that I can “rule” in cyberspace.
The reasons why do not interest the court!! although the admission is a nice touch!!
I posted “gay” photos and claimed they were people who don’t really exist for my own shallow amusement.
and you’ve seen what that did to void. Poor void was hard as a rock and ready. see what your lies do to people?? You’re hurting more than yourself.
I really should be ashamed of myself, however if truth be told
That’s all anyone wants. the truth to be told
I’ll probably do it again on some other board.
and that’s fine, just not here.
Why? Because that’s just who I am.
no that’s who Peligro is but you’re scaramoush now and you can heal (and do the “fandango”)
I’m a leopard and leopards can’t change their shoes. No wait I’m a…fuck it I’ll just go with leopard for now.
That’s a pretty good joke.
I hereby retire the name “Peligro” from the board from this moment.
The irony of this statement is not lost as you are on trial for posting as multiple people and as a reaction to these charges you go and change your username and post as someone else. Boy its almost like you’re working for the prosecution.
I can’t be arsed anymore if flibbety gibbets are going to get so butthurt.
The only butt that’s hurt around here is yours. It’s been a smiley day around grmpy today.
From now on, I go by the name “Scaramouche”. And this new guy is one angry fucker…!!! So watch out.
Olsen 2.0, great. [rolleyes]
Butter me up.
I think that boat sailed long ago, however food and gay sex go together with void so he may reconsider.