Not that anyone has asked, but for the record: I am me and only
Let the record show that acid_cripple is not Australian.
Your Honor, I dutifully state that the court has failed to substantiate to within the statutes of the law that acid-cripple is in no way linked these alleged shenanigans.
I call for an immediate dismissal of these charges.
The defence also calls for fresh coffee. The crap provided is of an unacceptable quality and won’t be tolerated.
It is an abuse of human rights.
Also, can you hurry it up a little?
The defence would also like to request the phone number of the young lady in charge of taking the minutes of these proceedings.
I’m far from rich. Neither is my family…I earn well below the median annual Australian income.
However, Peligro has said in the past(mostly when he was talking crap about worthless poor people that vote for handouts, even though now he claims to be poor) that he has money he made from the stock market or bonds or some such place. “Enough not to have to work” if he didn’t want to, but now he’s poor. You’re gunnar I think additional perjury charges are in order.
Half the board here have similar tastes in music. Olsen likes metal way more than I. Especially black and doom, of which I only like a few acts.
but you “both” like these noise acts that no one else does and talk crap to anybody that doesn’t like it. You both trash poor Gunnar for his like of twisted sister and maiden. You both try to trash me for my love of all things Slash.
I don’t know what movies he’s into. Assume he likes arty weird shit.
I present Peligro likes “arty and weird shit” too
[reply]They are Australian
Awesome. Your “case” is almost won.
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I’m seeing that too!
You and I violently disagree on a number of things. You also disagree violently with Olsen and any number of past and present members.
Actually, it would appear they are the exact same issues you and I disagree on Olsen also has a problem with. But Olsen conveniently only shows up to lend you support
But I have no disdain for you.
you say that now, but I’m working on it! [;)]
[reply]and the most damning of all
“One” always sticks up for the “other” even if and especially when they have tangled a web of lies together that has been deconstructed.
Or it could be that we’re both privy to an “in joke” that one eventually let out of the bag?
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I’m not talking about just this particular incident.
We’re also real world “mates” to some degree. So we tend to…stick…up…for…each other.
Even if you know it’s going to hurt your credibility.
[reply]Ok? here’s the october surprise
In october of 2006 Peligro refers to something that “Olsen” had previously posted but references it as if Peligro has posted it.
Or it could have been a typo or lapse in concentration?
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Oh, this is the most damning of all answers. You know I made that part up, right? Totally pulled it out of my ass but you acknowledged it and tried to explain it away! oooooh not going well for team Peligro.
JUST ADMIT IT!! YOU ORDERED THE CODE RED!!!
Smrf you are priceless. Lemme know when you want to solve any other age old mysteries and I’ll come running.
You’re thoughts on DB cooper would be cool.
What other theories do you have about other board members?
None. Only the Aussies. And not all of them, mind you just the angry ones. Although Dildo isn’t Angry but I just see you creating him as an exercise in decency, just to see if you could get away with it.
Any Islamic converts among us?
I don’t know or care.
Maybe somebody here is from an alien civilisation
Oh that would be great!! everyday I hope to read the headines and see that first contact has been made. I understand the Europa mission is back on to explore the ocean!!! exciting!!
or a member of the Freemasons?
Don’t know or care
Is Years an Australian too? I don’t know if it was ever mentioned
East Coast if the memory serves on the Postage due packages.
According to Grmpy I’m half the board.
Half the board? let’s not be hyperbolic. Just the angry Aussies that all complain about the same shit as if you are all the same person. [;)]
Your Honor, I dutifully state that the court has failed to substantiate to within the statutes of the law that acid-cripple is in no way linked these alleged shenanigans.
Fine. But I hope you realize that you are now working against your own defense by suggesting that there may be more Australians.
The court record has been amended to show that Acid Cripple might or might not be Australian.
For the record: I live in Los Angeles, CA.
As stated in the personal info section just under my avatar. Which is an actual picture of me as well.
I am not from Australia, nor have I ever visited. I did see Crocodile Dundee 2 in the theater though.
For the record: I live in Los Angeles, CA.
As stated in the personal info section just under my avatar. Which is an actual picture of me as well.
I am not from Australia, nor have I ever visited. I did see Crocodile Dundee 2 in the theater though.
I think this pretty much clears Acid of suspicion of Australianism. No Australian would admit to seeing “Crocodile Dundee 2”.
That is . . . Unless . . . .
Oh, dammit. Let the record show that the record don’t show shit right now.
However, Peligro has said in the past(mostly when he was talking crap about worthless poor people that vote for handouts, even though now he claims to be poor) that he has money he made from the stock market or bonds or some such place. “Enough not to have to work” if he didn’t want to, but now he’s poor. You’re gunnar I think additional perjury charges are in order.
but you “both” like these noise acts that no one else does and talk crap to anybody that doesn’t like it. You both trash poor Gunnar for his like of twisted sister and maiden. You both try to trash me for my love of all things Slash.
I present Peligro likes “arty and weird shit” too
Although Dildo isn’t Angry but I just see you creating him as an exercise in decency, just to see if you could get away with it.
So this is what this is all about, hey Smrf. You’re butthurt because I/we made fun of the “working classes” and claimed to live well in excess of the ordinary “loser”? And I/we liked “elitist” music that you’ve never even dreamed of and I/we “gang up” on you when debating social/political issues. Oh boo hoo.
Fine. Here you can have it all. Have your “win”. Have your cake and eat it too. But be sure and enjoy every last mouthful of it and don’t spare a crumb. Cos it’s most likely the last cake you’re ever going to enjoy on this board.
[crazy]
Your Honor, I change my plea to GUILTY. Guilty as charged. I admit I created a number of fake personas on this board (Evil Dildo, Olsen, Blue Velvet, Amlux, blah blah blah) because I am shallow and insecure and have a tendency to try and win arguments at all costs. I want my opinions to be backed up by other “elitists” on the board regardless of whether they exist or not - just so that I can “rule” in cyberspace. I posted “gay” photos and claimed they were people who don’t really exist for my own shallow amusement. I really should be ashamed of myself, however if truth be told I’ll probably do it again on some other board. Why? Because that’s just who I am. I’m a leopard and leopards can’t change their shoes. No wait I’m a…fuck it I’ll just go with leopard for now.
I hereby retire the name “Peligro” from the board from this moment. I can’t be arsed anymore if flibbety gibbets are going to get so butthurt. From now on, I go by the name “Scaramouche”. And this new guy is one angry fucker…!!! So watch out.
Butter me up. What sentence does the court hand down?
And can I get some damn fresh coffee in here?!?!?!?
[pirate]
I also think you’re all awesome.
The prosecution rests [cool]
The court has received the amended plea of guilty. Special consideration will be given and potential leniency applied as defendant is sparing the public from a long drawn out trial which could have depleted time and resources. I shall reconvene soon with my statement and final decision.
The prosecution demands, Demands! The scaramouch have to change his name back to peligro and be forced to post from said handle for all the rest of his participation on the board
I also request that your gunnar doesnt rule until i get a chance to post my closing statement. Which will be in a couple hours as im at work
Yes, Grumpy.
Everyone may submit closing statements and/or any rebuttals/responses thereof.
I will not be issuing any final judgment(s) or statement(s) until this weekend.
So many questions!
Aren’t all Aussies rich white people who like weird music?
Aren’t they all racist white supremacists as well? Their version of blacks…the Aborigines…are literally like apes…so can they be blamed?
Wait…does this mean the Baboon3 is actually the Baboon4???
Yeah the pics Olsen posted definitely don’t match up…I would know because I wanted to fuck both of them but it wasn’t the same ass.
When I tour Australia I’ll get to the bottom of this! (Literally)
When I tour Australia I’ll get to the bottom of this! (Literally)
Dont you mean get in the bottom of this?
[reply]When I tour Australia I’ll get to the bottom of this! (Literally)
Dont you mean get in the bottom of this?[/reply]
Oh yeah. I’m going DOWN UNDER baby! Olsen/Peligro/Gerda/Michelle Obama/whoever you are, PREPARE FOR IMPACT !!!
MEN AT WORK
“I cum in da man down undaahhhhh!!!”