quotable 'n notable

^It’s on YouTube. After clicking on it last night I remember that I’d tried to watch it a couple years back. It’s quite dreadfully slow and horrible which is very upsetting. I really expected great things.

Yeah, there’s definitely better material from the anti-PC, anti-budget indie school based around San Francisco.

Jon Moritsugu for example has made some delightfully crap movies, like “Mod Fuck Explosion”, featuring the Japanese biker gang that speaks in ‘time-delay’ to simulate a bad dubbing job.

“I hate the morning”
-Peter Steele

“I’m a full-blown alcoholic.” – Chris Holmes

“I am the walrus?”

–Theodore Donald Kerabatsos

“I’m a full-blown alcoholic.” – Chris Holmes

That was probably one of the most simultaneously hilarious and depressing moments in the whole “Decline…” series. Another contender would be the girl in the 3rd installment who has TACO BELL tattooed across both knuckles.

And let’s not forget Bill Gazzari’s “foxy rock 'n roll dancer” competition from The Metal Years, complete with his awesome rant against people who think the contest is rigged…

Another contender would be the girl in the 3rd installment who has TACO BELL tattooed across both knuckles.

How did you even get to see that one? Or did you catch its screen debut? It’s been locked up in legal mumbo jumbo for over 15 years, it seems, and I’m wondering if I’ll ever get to see it even.

How did you even get to see that one? Or did you catch its screen debut? It’s been locked up in legal mumbo jumbo for over 15 years, it seems, and I’m wondering if I’ll ever get to see it even.

I was still in the City of Big Shoulders when it played at the Chicago Underground Film Festival in the late 90s.

I don’t know if they still do put those festivals on, but it seems like each year they unearth or debut some ‘punk’ gem or another - GG Allin mega-pal Mark Hejnar still lives there and thus may have some hand in bringing “transgressive” and / or “punk” filmmakers to the event. Speakers and guests have included other scum culture heroes like Nick Zedd, ‘Chicken John’ and more…

Surely there’s a torrent of this out there somewhere?

“I’ll drive that tanker.”

  • Max Rockatansky

“I’ll drive that tanker.”

  • Max Rockatansky

Oh yes. “Words! Just words!” and “l’ll talk to this Humungous! He’s a reasonable man open to negotiation.” Always makes me laugh. WE GO IN!!!

^Totally! I love that part too. You just wanna shake that pussy and scream at him. “Dude!!! HumUngus is the leader of a gang of psychos. He has a funky metal helmet covering his entire head and no shirt. They rape and murder people and drive around with our buddies, bloodied and tortured and stuck on sticks which are fastened to the fronts of their vehicles. DOES HE REALLY SEEM LIKE A REASONABLE MAN TO YOU???”

“I’m a full-blown alcoholic.” – Chris Holmes

“They all lie and cheat.”

^Totally! I love that part too. You just wanna shake that pussy and scream at him. “Dude!!! HumUngus is the leader of a gang of psychos. He has a funky metal helmet covering his entire head and no shirt. They rape and murder people and drive around with our buddies, bloodied and tortured and stuck on sticks which are fastened to the fronts of their vehicles. DOES HE REALLY SEEM LIKE A REASONABLE MAN TO YOU???”

Yeah, i think he confused the “words reasonable” and “fucking nuts”.

[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”

[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”

[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”[/reply]

Goddammit Tim! I’m your brother."

[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”[/reply]

Goddammit Tim! I’m your brother."[/reply]

“He’s still killing her!!!”

[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”[/reply]

Goddammit Tim! I’m your brother."[/reply]

“He’s still killing her!!!”[/reply]

“It’s bad enough you had to pull that stunt, but then to go and BRAG ABOUT IT.”

[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”[/reply]

Goddammit Tim! I’m your brother."[/reply]

“He’s still killing her!!!”[/reply]

“It’s bad enough you had to pull that stunt, but then to go and BRAG ABOUT IT.”[/reply]

“She was talking shit.”

[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”[/reply]

Goddammit Tim! I’m your brother."[/reply]

“He’s still killing her!!!”[/reply]

“It’s bad enough you had to pull that stunt, but then to go and BRAG ABOUT IT.”[/reply]

“She was talking shit.”[/reply]

“Crazy motherfucker, John.”

[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”[/reply]

Goddammit Tim! I’m your brother."[/reply]

“He’s still killing her!!!”[/reply]

“It’s bad enough you had to pull that stunt, but then to go and BRAG ABOUT IT.”[/reply]

“She was talking shit.”[/reply]

“Crazy motherfucker, John.”[/reply]

“GET!!! OUT!!!”