quotable 'n notable

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Here I go with another of my futile attempts to stave off the inevitable Australia / U.S. conflict, which will soon spill out from the Prongs board and engulf the entire world.

We should have a space here for quotes of any kind that give you food for thought. Could be song lyrics, movie quotes, random overheard conversation, commands from the voices in one’s head, etc. etc.

That is all…post away with thy quotable text, and just don’t forget to attribute quotes if you know the source (links are fun too.)

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“To me, I’m always interested in movies that scar. The thing I love about Jaws is the fact that I’ve never gone swimming in the ocean again.”

–David Fincher

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“Then why are you so angry, Olsen?”-grmpysmrf

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“Every band puts out at least one pussy song, so they can find out who the faggots are…”

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and who can forget the best ever quote to have spawned the title for a Revolting Cocks song:

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.”

  • Roy Batty in Blade Runner
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Learn as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow - Original source unknown

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“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

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“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”

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“That’s what she says, but I say her down on her hands and knees getting filled out like an application constitutes ‘being with a guy’” -Banky Edwards

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[reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”

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[reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”

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[reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”

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“Uh oh, I should probably keep this little discovery to myself” - Robert Oppenheimer, the Father of the Atomic Bomb

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[reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”

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“What matter most is how well you walk through the fire”
-Charles Bukowski

“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool”
-Mark Twain

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“OH MY GAWD JAYCEE A BAWMB!!1111”

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[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”

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“Let’s go do some crimes”
“Yeah,let’s go get sushi and not pay”

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“My nipples look like Milk Duds!”