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[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”[/reply]

Goddammit Tim! I’m your brother."[/reply]

“He’s still killing her!!!”[/reply]

“It’s bad enough you had to pull that stunt, but then to go and BRAG ABOUT IT.”[/reply]

“She was talking shit.”[/reply]

“Crazy motherfucker, John.”[/reply]

“GET!!! OUT!!!”[/reply]

“They fucking killed him…”

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[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”[/reply]

Goddammit Tim! I’m your brother."[/reply]

“He’s still killing her!!!”[/reply]

“It’s bad enough you had to pull that stunt, but then to go and BRAG ABOUT IT.”[/reply]

“She was talking shit.”[/reply]

“Crazy motherfucker, John.”[/reply]

“GET!!! OUT!!!”[/reply]

“They fucking killed him…”[/reply]

“EAT ME!!! No YOU eat me!!! No, you eat ME!!!”

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[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”[/reply]

Goddammit Tim! I’m your brother."[/reply]

“He’s still killing her!!!”[/reply]

“It’s bad enough you had to pull that stunt, but then to go and BRAG ABOUT IT.”[/reply]

“She was talking shit.”[/reply]

“Crazy motherfucker, John.”[/reply]

“GET!!! OUT!!!”[/reply]

“They fucking killed him…”[/reply]

“EAT ME!!! No YOU eat me!!! No, you eat ME!!!”[/reply]

“I’ll be your friend.”

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[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”[/reply]

Goddammit Tim! I’m your brother."[/reply]

“He’s still killing her!!!”[/reply]

“It’s bad enough you had to pull that stunt, but then to go and BRAG ABOUT IT.”[/reply]

“She was talking shit.”[/reply]

“Crazy motherfucker, John.”[/reply]

“GET!!! OUT!!!”[/reply]

“They fucking killed him…”[/reply]

“EAT ME!!! No YOU eat me!!! No, you eat ME!!!”[/reply]

“I’ll be your friend.”[/reply]

“Thanks for the weed!!!”

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[reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply][reply]“All you do is hang around to fuck my mother and eat her food! Motherfucker! Food eater!”

“I wouldn’t even joke about that, Clarissa!”[/reply]

“You think I’d at least rate a Michelob! Ugghh!! It’s warm even!”[/reply]

“Russia is gearing up to kick our ass!”[/reply]

“I have this philosophy. You do shit. It’s done. And then you die.”[/reply]

“There’s my leg. I wonder if there’s any beer in that can…”[/reply]

“Oh, fuck off, Kevin! Wasting pigs is radical, Man!”[/reply]

“The things I do for my fucking friends!”[/reply]

“Moko, get your nunchuks and your dad’s car. I know where we can get a gun!”[/reply]

Goddammit Tim! I’m your brother."[/reply]

“He’s still killing her!!!”[/reply]

“It’s bad enough you had to pull that stunt, but then to go and BRAG ABOUT IT.”[/reply]

“She was talking shit.”[/reply]

“Crazy motherfucker, John.”[/reply]

“GET!!! OUT!!!”[/reply]

“They fucking killed him…”[/reply]

“EAT ME!!! No YOU eat me!!! No, you eat ME!!!”[/reply]

“I’ll be your friend.”[/reply]

“Thanks for the weed!!!”[/reply]

“She’s a doll, I know that. Right, Ellie?”

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“You know, we got told about Christmastime…that we had to come to the States to do a promo tour, ehhh…that meant coming to the States without doing any gigs! So we said FUCK YOU MAN!!! We’re gonna get out here and so some gigs!!! 'Cause you’re WILD, man…WILD!!!”

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“No reason… I just like doing things like that…”

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“No reason… I just like doing things like that…”

I was seriously considering using that as my new signature line.

Although I’m having second thoughts about being associated with a gang that takes candy from a newsstand without paying for it. And then throws money at the girl on duty when she asks if they’re going to pay.

I mean, come on, that’s really crossing a line. Those jerks probably also leave the toilet seat up when they’re done in the restroom.

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“FOR WHAT?!”

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“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it.”

Cool Hand Luke. It’s a phrase I used in real estate every other day or so.

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“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it.”

Cool Hand Luke…

Axl rose likes to use it in every song he made after civil war, too. That Axl Rose

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[reply]“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it.”

Cool Hand Luke…

Axl rose likes to use it in every song he made after civil war, too. That Axl Rose[/reply]

I only recall him using it again in the song “Madagascar”

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[reply][reply]“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it.”

Cool Hand Luke…

Axl rose likes to use it in every song he made after civil war, too. That Axl Rose[/reply]

I only recall him using it again in the song “Madagascar”[/reply]
Yeah, that one too.

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Last night at a film screening I saw an older professorial type with a Wolves in the Throne Room shirt tucked into his suit pants and smartly matched with a blazer. This sight was funny enough, but it also reminded me of this great WITTR quote:

“If you listen to black metal, but you don’t know what phase the moon is in, or what wild flowers are blooming then you have failed.”

BEGONIAS ARE FUKKING KVLT!!! 666 ETERNAL HAILS ARRRGHHH

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I used to follow the black metal scene closely simply because the ridiculousness was so over-the-top and hilarious . . . but legitimately serious (which is why it was so funny to me). Now that everyone has their sarcastic spoofs and black metal has since merged with hipster culture for a self-awareness and spotlight grabbing for goofy jokes it just doesn’t offer anything for me anymore.
And most of the music was always generally shit anyway.

That was kind of an exhaustively wordy way of me admitting that I have no idea who WITTR are or if the quote was serious or a joke.

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I used to follow the black metal scene closely simply because the ridiculousness was so over-the-top and hilarious . . . but legitimately serious (which is why it was so funny to me). Now that everyone has their sarcastic spoofs and black metal has since merged with hipster culture for a self-awareness and spotlight grabbing for goofy jokes it just doesn’t offer anything for me anymore.
And most of the music was always generally shit anyway.

That was kind of an exhaustively wordy way of me admitting that I have no idea who WITTR are or if the quote was serious or a joke.

Wolves In The Throne Room are basically a “Cascadian” (read: Pacific Northwest) black metal band who have gotten a lot of press because of their “deep ecologist” and “eco-feminist” stance.

If one is planning on being employed by Noisey / Vice or Pitchfork magazine, you’re going to be writing about them a lot, because they supposedly present a counter-weight to the more socially irresponsible bands like Aryan Kampf 88 or Satanic Warmaster or whatever. And thus allow these journalist types to claim they are “taking back” black metal from the pernicious influences who started the genre in the first place.

Any socio-political issues aside; their music is a pretty unremarkable example of the genre. A couple of their tracks came on Pandora during one of my Satanic Chaos-Magick fueled weightlifting sessions, and it just sounded very hazy, fatiguing and bland. Didn’t send any shivers up my spine at all

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Wolves In The Throne Room are basically a “Cascadian” (read: Pacific Northwest) black metal band who have gotten a lot of press because of their “deep ecologist” and “eco-feminist” stance.

UGGGHHH!!! I now have a new “most-hated band”.
Seriously, I can’t think of anything more tiring than exactly what is given in the above TV Guide synopsis.

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So . . . . not quite good enough to be in Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, or any other Corset-Metal band? May as well say you’re blackmetal and just scream a bunch of gibberish.

Congratulations, Wolves In The Thrown Room. I’ve never heard a single not of your “music” and I already hate you more than I hate my own face.

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You lost me at “eco-feminist”. What in the fuck does that mean? We only save the female trees?

Scratch that–I don’t want to know.

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You lost me at “eco-feminist”. What in the fuck does that mean? We only save the female trees?

Scratch that–I don’t want to know.

I think it’s economically aware feminism . . . like, yeah, they’re growing hairy armpits and legs, avoiding baths, and free-bleeding all over the place . . . because razors, soap, and tampons cost a lot of money, yo!