Primitive Race

I don’t know anything about or care about the guy, but I hear a bunch of you fags talk about Chris Vrenna sometimes, so if you wanted to hang out with him just buy 10 ball game tickets for $100 each and y’all can go . . .

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-primitive-race-make-limited-edition-merch-while-in-studio

I think that’s a horrible t-shirt design, by the way.

Yeah, their campaign is ridiculous. I like Tweaker, but why would I want to pay money to go to a baseball game with him?

This Erie Loch development almost sours me on this “band” all together. With all the begging for donations and followers, it’s just annoying.

…and patience is running thin. There’s a fine line between building up anticipation and stepping on your fans toes, which is what’s happening with asking for donations and posting FB updates with no actual content. We still haven’t heard a single note of Primitive Race music.

I didn’t know this was a file project either. Kinda bums me out. Eh, some good albums have been assembled this way (Skinny Puppy’s reformation albums) but I had this mental picture of Acker, Watts etc brainstorming in the studio, getting things just right. With the amount of undeserved hype this thing is getting, that seemed a nicer idea than a few dudes clearing time out on their not-so-busy schedules to crank out a Pigface-lite thing.

which is what’s happening with asking for donations and posting FB updates with no actual content.

At this point I’d donate money just to get them to shut the hell up and put out some music. . . but not really.

Maybe a $1

I thought the Erie Loch thing was a joke… I’ve lost interest in it already. All bark, no bite.

[reply] which is what’s happening with asking for donations and posting FB updates with no actual content.

At this point I’d donate money just to get them to shut the hell up and put out some music. . . but not really.

Maybe a $1[/reply]

Come on, Bro! Take one for the team! Go for the $10 level so we can see your paper bag mask!

The quality of the performers are reducing with each successive announcement. At this rate, the next “name” will be a guy who played guitar for Skrew on their '97 tour.

[reply][reply] which is what’s happening with asking for donations and posting FB updates with no actual content.

At this point I’d donate money just to get them to shut the hell up and put out some music. . . but not really.

Maybe a $1[/reply]

Come on, Bro! Take one for the team! Go for the $10 level so we can see your paper bag mask![/reply]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

I am in the market for a new paper bag mask.

Latest Facebook update:

Lot’s of haters out there. I have CP and am doing something cool. You sit on the internet and talk shit behind a computer about a person with a disability. Who is the real loser?

[crazy]

That dude needs to shut up with his damn prancing about with his damn disability. Erie weighs 700 lbs and you don’t hear him complaining.

Wonder if he’s talking about you. . ?

Wonder if he’s talking about you. . ?

Normally I’d say there’s a good possibility of that, but I didn’t make any comments on their page prior to that post . . . unless he’s referring to my goofing on them here on the Prongs page. Either way, I don’t give a crap if he’s got CP or MS or LSD or DMX . . . he needs to NOT BE SUCH A PUSSY. I know plenty of people with disabilities but they don’t go shouting about it and crying when stuff happens to them that normal people deal with every day.

Unless someone is specifically messing with him BECAUSE of his condition, or tormenting him with aspects of his condition (hiding his cane, messing with his medication, or whatever CP-related pranks are popular amongst cowardly a-hole bullies) he needs to shut up.

People make fun of their project and EVERYONE involved because it’s STUPID and they look like buffoons selling bag masks and offering fun trips to the mall for financing their train wreck. I can’t speak for everyone but I’d be saying the EXACT same stuff about their idiotic venture if the guy was an Olympic Decathlete (that’s Olympics, not Special Olympics, you insensitive pricks!).

He mentioned “lurking on UHB” which is apparently the KMFDM forum. So perhaps he lurks here too.

That dude needs to shut up with his damn prancing about with his damn disability. Erie weighs 700 lbs and you don’t hear him complaining.

Hard to complain when you’re already/currently only using your mouth for eating.
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He mentioned “lurking on UHB” which is apparently the KMFDM forum. So perhaps he lurks here too.

Thanks for clarifying.
Maybe KMFDM fans aren’t the bunch of lame ass sissies I assumed they were. Or maybe they’re a bunch of sadistic pricks making fun of the special kid. Either way, I might have to find that forum and check it out.

Maybe KMFDM fans aren’t the bunch of lame ass sissies I assumed they were. Or maybe they’re a bunch of sadistic pricks making fun of the special kid. Either way, I might have to find that forum and check it out.

It’s pretty boring over there. It’s not quite that diverse like it is on here. They’re all fan boys/girls, and that’s pretty much most of what they talk about. I got them on the subject of Primitive Race, only because Raymond Watts is involved. If they’re not talking about KMFDM, they’re talking about Slick Idiot, or PIG. Sometimes the occasional video game, or thread about another band gets started, but it’s usually KMFDM talk. It’s been pretty dead lately now that KMFDM finished up their tour. One cool thing about it is Sascha actually posts on there.

Sascha’s too sensitive and gets his feelings hurt too easily. He rarely posts there anymore. Show any sign of criticism and Sascha will start to cry and post “SORRY MUTHA FUCKA ADIOS”. I post there every now and then. It’s not like it used to be there (maybe I outgrew it). Either they’re more accepting of the generic stuff, but not completely. Not quite at the Piss Army level.

And it seems like the general consensus of the project is the same there. I enlightened them of the wrath of Blownload just the other day… Poor guys never saw it coming…

I might have to pay them a visit. It’s been too long since I’ve been banned from a forum.

My screenname on there is Omega. Let me know when you wanna start up the chaos.

We should just invade the KMFDM forum and troll the fuck out of everyone for a few days.