Primitive Race

Just poke around and ask him questions about En Esch. He’ll absolutely love that. Criticize the new stuff, the new band, or mention Esch, and he’ll have an absolute fit. He used to post very often (pre-hau ruck). Then people started asking about Raymond, etc. In response, he stopped posting and wrote “Feed Our Fame”. I wouldn’t troll UHB, but i’d troll Sascha.

Try and wait a few days for this. I’m going to the hospital, and might be 5150’d. Life is really sucking right now, but I don’t wanna miss this. I already know one way I could troll Sascha. I had asked him about why he doesn’t come to the DNA Lounge in SF, and he just went on about how shitty of a venue it is. I heard a story from someone who worked there that they got banned for asking the owner for an 8-ball of coke. Let me get him on that one.

I support the war on UHB and it’s troops. You may now address me as Lt. Colonel Pile.

EDIT: Gunnar, this has to top avalanchers.

I’m going to the hospital, and might be 5150’d. Life is really sucking right now…

??? your posts always seem lucid… wtf? try to avoid this if you can. you do not want to get caught in the mental health circle.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Well the thought of us “invading” another forum is amusing…I may take part. Don’t really know fuck all nor care fuck all about KMFDM but what the hey. It’s like a field-trip. Maybe I’ll go over as Baboon 3 instead of myself…that would probably be more amusing…

Well the thought of us “invading” another forum is amusing…I may take part. Don’t really know fuck all nor care fuck all about KMFDM but what the hey. It’s like a field-trip. Maybe I’ll go over as Baboon 3 instead of myself…that would probably be more amusing…

lol!! I’m on board if you guys are. And as long as it’s not a pain in the ass to register on there. I’ll probably just spam the fuck out of that place, by making meaningless topics every five minutes lolol… Def bring back baboon 3!!!

It’s an easy sign up.
It sends them an email, though, and they need to activate each user. So, with that said, let’s all get registered and lay low for a few days until we all get in there. Then when we’re all staged we can go bananas. Otherwise, if the first responders immediately kick up a storm they’re likely to just deny all the new applicants.

Oh, and I didn’t realize that UHB stands for Ultra Heavy Beat. Holy crap, that’s gay.

This is the forum:

http://www.theultraheavybeat.com

This is the forum:

http://www.theultraheavybeat.com

That website hurts my eyes…looks like something from 1998…that place can suck my Ultra Heavy Ballz…

Tell them the only good thing KMFDM ever did was “Crazy Horses,” and that’s only because Barker was on it.

Oh, and I didn’t realize that UHB stands for Ultra Heavy Beat. Holy crap, that’s gay.

Then “Kapt’n K” must be the crusader for gay rights. In all fairness, I can’t think of anything more suitable for KMFDM’s brand of cheese. Has a “The Daily Planet” sensibility to it.

[reply]This is the forum:

http://www.theultraheavybeat.com

That website hurts my eyes…looks like something from 1998…that place can suck my Ultra Heavy Ballz…[/reply]

They’re a bunch of bores. I thought maybe there was hope for them when I noticed they had a thread topic for the “Joe Sly DIY Concerts . . .”. This should be the funnest thread there (and maybe it is – I’ve not clicked on any others). But, no. Not a single smartass comment or joke. You’d think they were discussing the molecular properties of a covalent ion or something.

Nerds.

Yo Gunnar, I went to their FB page to see what they were writing to you. Dude, i’m really confused. So the picture on your facebook profile looks like the guy in your icon here - and the same as all the other pictures you post here. but then there’s all these other photos that are there that look absolutely nothing like that. i’m confused man.

Yo Gunnar, I went to their FB page to see what they were writing to you. Dude, i’m really confused. So the picture on your facebook profile looks like the guy in your icon here - and the same as all the other pictures you post here. but then there’s all these other photos that are there that look absolutely nothing like that. i’m confused man.

I don’t know what you’re referring to.
If you want, just PM me the photos you’re referring to and I can tell you if it’s me or some other crap. Sometimes people tag me in random stuff that isn’t a picture of me but just reminds them of me (Haggis, Twisted Sister, Beer, etc.).

This is my current cover photo.
I’m the one in the middle.

The “leave me alone I has CP” thread has either been removed from the Primitive Race page or has gone private. Perhaps he’s taken my advice. Hopefully, in appreciation, they can send me one of those bag masks for free.

He removed it last night with a “don’t feed the trolls” proclamation.

All of this is rather silly. Just release some music. By the time that actually happens, every one will be tired of hearing about this project.

Very backwards, this method of theirs.

He removed it last night with a “don’t feed the trolls” proclamation.

All of this is rather silly. Just release some music. By the time that actually happens, every one will be tired of hearing about this project.

Very backwards, this method of theirs.

Did I miss anything else?
I didn’t see any response to my posts, but I never went back to check. And “Don’t feed the trolls”, words to take under consideration, Primitive Race, since you were giving everyone some really tasty platters to feast on.

Nah, as with everything else, he’s being incredibly vague about it all.

What’s funny, however, is I spotted one of the UHB guys confronting him. . .since he thought he was talking shit about UHB.

Nah, as with everything else, he’s being incredibly vague about it all.

What’s funny, however, is I spotted one of the UHB guys confronting him. . .since he thought he was talking shit about UHB.

HAHAHAHA!!! He must have tucked in his tail after that, then, because now he’s got some asskissing post up about what a great forum UHB is.

No, it’s actually on that post! The UHB kid mistakes that for an insult. Identifies himself as “inchworm” and invites a flamewar.

(Admission–after you posted the UHB link last night, I went over there to peruse their forum. That’s how I recognized this kid)

(Also, it’s very boring over there)

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Well, their admin sucks. S/He still hasn’t activated my request.