Primitive Race

I hope I don’t come across as judgmental or biased or anything, but I hope they all die a horrible death and burn in Hell forever.

So the Raymond Watts song they released isn’t on the actual album?

That’s right, it’s a track from a separate EP that comes out next month. I’ll probably buy it, being a PIG fan, but skip the Primitive Race full-length.

Gunnar: Just for you. Better hurry!

Any guesses as to what the amazing thing may be?

He’s going to personally send everyone a gold star sticker for a job well done!

The “something amazing” that “might happen” is . . . selling 250 copies of that crap.

And by “250 more copies” they mean “250 copies” (or, in mathematician’s terms “250 more than ZERO”.

The “something amazing” that “might happen” is . . . selling 250 copies of that crap.

And by “250 more copies” they mean “250 copies” (or, in mathematician’s terms “250 more than ZERO”.

250 copies smeared with crap?

[reply]The “something amazing” that “might happen” is . . . selling 250 copies of that crap.

And by “250 more copies” they mean “250 copies” (or, in mathematician’s terms “250 more than ZERO”.

250 copies smeared with crap?[/reply]

Who knows? Maybe. I’m not gonna take a sniff of anything Eerie worked on, so I can’t tell ya.

Nothing is going to happen, which is why they included the word “might.” It lets them off the hook when you don’t get your paper bag puppet

Maybe it will loop back to the beginning, and they’ll start re-announcing the superstar collaborators. “If we sell 250 more copies, we’ll remind you that Erie Load did a remix for us!”

You give Eerie a lot of crap. I guess you can give it but you can’t take it, huh?

I can take a crap just fine.

Eerie might get an unfair portion of my Primitive Race scorn, though, on account of being the only one whose name I can remember from this troop of ding dongs. So, if he wants bragging rights . . . he can go ahead and give himself a star for being the biggest star in a pool of absolute less-than-nobodies.

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You give Eerie a lot of crap. I guess you can give it but you can’t take it, huh?

I can take a crap just fine.

Eerie might get an unfair portion of my Primitive Race scorn, though, on account of being the only one whose name I can remember from this troop of ding dongs. So, if he wants bragging rights . . . he can go ahead and give himself a star for being the biggest star in a pool of absolute less-than-nobodies.[/reply]

I read an interview the other day with Tommy Victor saying he’s in this as well, i know that will really make your day!

I read an interview the other day with Tommy Victor saying he’s in this as well, i know that will really make your day!

It’s just making it much more efficient for me, actually.
Put every musician I can’t stand into one supergroup so I can avoid them all at once.

Who else is joining the band? Sarah Jessica Parker? Hitler? The guy who invented AIDS?

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I read an interview the other day with Tommy Victor saying he’s in this as well, i know that will really make your day!

It’s just making it much more efficient for me, actually.
Put every musician I can’t stand into one supergroup so I can avoid them all at once.

Who else is joining the band? Sarah Jessica Parker? Hitler? The guy who invented AIDS?[/reply]

Did you ever see the Sarah Jessica Parker South Park episode? I laughed so hard a little bit of piss actually trickled out…

HAHAHA!!! No, I’ve not seen it, but I’m sure it’s brilliant. My wife gets pissed off at me when watching “Sex and the City” because when SJP is given a closeup I scream out a donkey yell, “EEEEEEEEHHAAAAWWWWW!!!”

She doesn’t think it’s quite as hilarious as I do.

I got an email saying the EP shipped. [tongue]

Got it today…

track 1 & 2 …is on youtube
track 3…starts off like Nothing from Schaft…then continues to sound like his newer stuff.
track 4 basically an instrumental…keyboard driven.

Pretty good for a first listen.

HAHAHA!!! No, I’ve not seen it, but I’m sure it’s brilliant. My wife gets pissed off at me when watching “Sex and the City” because when SJP is given a closeup I scream out a donkey yell, “EEEEEEEEHHAAAAWWWWW!!!”

She doesn’t think it’s quite as hilarious as I do.

You have to watch it,pronto…

You can stream the whole EP here: https://metropolisrecords.bandcamp.com/album/long-in-the-tooth

I like when peter from family guy says that SJP looks like a foot.

Got it today…

track 1 & 2 …is on youtube
track 3…starts off like Nothing from Schaft…then continues to sound like his newer stuff.
track 4 basically an instrumental…keyboard driven.

Pretty good for a first listen.

Wow! So 2 years and 2 months after first hearing about this “supergroup”, someone has an actual CD in hand! And after all this time, and with all the major name talent involved in this project, the first review is in:

“Pretty good.”

Good job, Knicker. There’s a pull quote for the promo poster.