Ministry: From Beer To Eternity. New album

[reply]I don’t even think Gerda likes Rush. Void, if you’re Big Mama, then show yourself!

No I am not BigMama. I could never even type that idiotically if I tried.

Is this Gerda again under a new moniker?[/reply]

If it is, her story sounds like something straight out of a Jackie Collins potboiler.

[reply]It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA

Well, that’s a good thing. Would you want to have sex with a humanoid abomination that carries a flaming sword and has mutant children with human women?[/reply]

Shut up and post a story about how you gave Paul oral and then a midget and a donkey threw up on you, or something. The donkey needs to be black, though.

[reply][reply]It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA

Well, that’s a good thing. Would you want to have sex with a humanoid abomination that carries a flaming sword and has mutant children with human women?[/reply]

Shut up and post a story about how you gave Paul oral and then a midget and a donkey threw up on you, or something. The donkey needs to be black, though.[/reply]

Nah, I think everyone would much rather hear the story of how you hit on Justin Broadrick at a Jesu concert and got turned down, so you ended up jacking off in the women’s restroom while crying.

Yeah, Al following me around and I would not give him the time of day saying he’s going to leave Angie for me…Sorry but I have causes…

I have a hard time believing Al follows any one around, or begs for anything.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Fucking wannabe “trolls” can’t even think of something interesting while attempting to smear someone or cause weak-ass controversy on an internet forum.

If you’re gonna turn your posts into a weekly tabloid at least make the bullshit entertaining.

sigh they just don’t make em like they used to…

BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! THE BABOON HAS RETURNED!

The album is horrible. Surprise surprise.

Yes it’s a little different to the last four horrible albums but it is just as bad if not worse than them.

The album is horrible. Surprise surprise.

Yes it’s a little different to the last four horrible albums but it is just as bad if not worse than them.

You usually get it SO wrong.

This time you got it SO right.

nuMinistry sucks. Even this guy doesn’t like it:

[image]http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/weird-people-exist-12.jpg[/image]

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wow.

That’s all I can say.

wow.

I just read all the nonsense going on in this thread and I can not believe I MISSED THIS!!! Whaaaaaaat!?

There was amateurishly written porn, name calling, threats, Big Mama saying Al stalks her, holy crap, this is fucking awesome!

Exclaim.ca gave the album 9/10

http://exclaim.ca/Reviews/Metal/ministry-from_beer_to_eternity

[:)]

Al also said to his drinking mates that after he takes me home and fucks me that he’s going on tour the next day so I don’t go looking for him and find him. He also looked pleased at the fact that if I were to have a baby that looked just like him because his friends were concerned I would get pregnant, but Al assumes most women are on the pill and if I wasn’t he was going to use “protection” and that if my girl-friend I was with must go that should could watch us and videotape us “going at it”

Thanks for clearing up the issue. Now I totally understand where you’re coming from…

Exclaim.ca gave the album 9/10

[url “http://exclaim.ca/Reviews/Metal/ministry-from_beer_to_eternity”]http://exclaim.ca/...rom_beer_to_eternity

Good to see. I’ll give it a 8.
[:P]

He also looked pleased at the fact that if I were to have a baby that looked just like him because his friends were concerned I would get pregnant, but Al assumes most women are on the pill

Clearly, Al is actually hoping to fill up the world with his bastard children. That way, he can use them all as foot soldiers in his bid for world domination.

[reply]He also looked pleased at the fact that if I were to have a baby that looked just like him because his friends were concerned I would get pregnant, but Al assumes most women are on the pill

Clearly, Al is actually hoping to fill up the world with his bastard children. That way, he can use them all as foot soldiers in his bid for world domination.[/reply]

Al loves the way he looks and a little baby probably reminded him of his daughter when she was crawling on the floor

Grays.

http://mrstu616.blogspot.com/2013/08/ministry-from-beer-to-eternity.html

http://mrstu616.blogspot.com/2013/08/ministry-from-beer-to-eternity.html

1995 Called. They want their webpage back.

[reply]http://mrstu616.blogspot.com/2013/08/ministry-from-beer-to-eternity.html

1995 Called. They want their webpage back.[/reply]
1985 called they want that joke back.