[reply]It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA
Well, that’s a good thing. Would you want to have sex with a humanoid abomination that carries a flaming sword and has mutant children with human women?[/reply]
Shut up and post a story about how you gave Paul oral and then a midget and a donkey threw up on you, or something. The donkey needs to be black, though.
[reply][reply]It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA
Well, that’s a good thing. Would you want to have sex with a humanoid abomination that carries a flaming sword and has mutant children with human women?[/reply]
Shut up and post a story about how you gave Paul oral and then a midget and a donkey threw up on you, or something. The donkey needs to be black, though.[/reply]
Nah, I think everyone would much rather hear the story of how you hit on Justin Broadrick at a Jesu concert and got turned down, so you ended up jacking off in the women’s restroom while crying.
Fucking wannabe “trolls” can’t even think of something interesting while attempting to smear someone or cause weak-ass controversy on an internet forum.
If you’re gonna turn your posts into a weekly tabloid at least make the bullshit entertaining.
Al also said to his drinking mates that after he takes me home and fucks me that he’s going on tour the next day so I don’t go looking for him and find him. He also looked pleased at the fact that if I were to have a baby that looked just like him because his friends were concerned I would get pregnant, but Al assumes most women are on the pill and if I wasn’t he was going to use “protection” and that if my girl-friend I was with must go that should could watch us and videotape us “going at it”
Thanks for clearing up the issue. Now I totally understand where you’re coming from…
He also looked pleased at the fact that if I were to have a baby that looked just like him because his friends were concerned I would get pregnant, but Al assumes most women are on the pill
Clearly, Al is actually hoping to fill up the world with his bastard children. That way, he can use them all as foot soldiers in his bid for world domination.
[reply]He also looked pleased at the fact that if I were to have a baby that looked just like him because his friends were concerned I would get pregnant, but Al assumes most women are on the pill
Clearly, Al is actually hoping to fill up the world with his bastard children. That way, he can use them all as foot soldiers in his bid for world domination.[/reply]
Al loves the way he looks and a little baby probably reminded him of his daughter when she was crawling on the floor