Ministry: From Beer To Eternity. New album

http://www.ghostcultmag.com/ministry-from-beer-to-eternity/

http://www.massmovement.co.uk/wordpress/?p=27004

http://newnoisemagazine.com/album-review-ministry-from-beer-eternity/

http://getreadytorock.me.uk/blog/2013/08/album-review-ministry-from-beer-to-eternity/

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/reviews/compact_discs/ministry/from_beer_to_eternity/index.html

http://www.metal-temple.com/site/catalogues/entry/reviews/cd_3/m_2/ministry-from-beer-to.htm

http://www.smnnews.com/2013/08/28/ministry-from-beer-to-eternity/

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1995 Called. They want their webpage back.[/reply]
1985 called they want that joke back.[/reply]

Oh, yeah? Well the JERK store just called and they’re running out of YOU!

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1995 Called. They want their webpage back.[/reply]
1985 called they want that joke back.[/reply]

Oh, yeah? Well the JERK store just called and they’re running out of YOU![/reply]
That’s cause I’m in demand. They can’t keep me in stock.

GhostCult just wrote today or yesterday

"…, but as the final Ministry album From Beer To Eternity it is more like a wet fart than a last grand musical gesture. "

Hail to his Majesty is humiliating. Sounds like the people in Ministry has gas while sitting in the bathtub underwater making gas bubbles with their ass

GhostCult just wrote today or yesterday

"…, but as the final Ministry album From Beer To Eternity it is more like a wet fart than a last grand musical gesture. " [laugh][laugh][laugh] HAHAHAHA

http://www.ghostcultmag.com/ministry-from-beer-to-eternity/

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/reviews/compact_discs/ministry/from_beer_to_eternity/index.html

Does Ultimate Guitar ever give anything a bad review, though?

[reply][reply][reply]http://mrstu616.blogspot.com/2013/08/ministry-from-beer-to-eternity.html

1995 Called. They want their webpage back.[/reply]
1985 called they want that joke back.[/reply]

Oh, yeah? Well the JERK store just called and they’re running out of YOU![/reply]
why would they need me, when you are their top selling model! [laugh]

So the sales are a bigt fat 0 and no one wants it. That’s horribly bad, really bad. Maybe it’s because everyone hated the album cover. If they gone with the second album cover sales would have skyrocketed. No accounting for bad taste. Numbers don’t lie

So the sales are a bigt fat 0 and no one wants it. . No accounting for bad taste. Numbers don’t lie

Where did you get those “numbers” from?

[reply]So the sales are a bigt fat 0 and no one wants it. . No accounting for bad taste. Numbers don’t lie

Where did you get those “numbers” from?[/reply]

the mothership.

possibly ZUUL.

Who cares. We have it!

possibly ZUUL.

This is awesome. I’m still laughing. I’m gonna try to pepper this phrase into normal every day conversation, now.
Late,
grmpysmrf

My review:

http://www.amazon.com/From-Beer-To-Eternity-Ministry/product-reviews/B00DHIVI1C/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

This was supposed to have arrived in the mail today but it hasn’t.
And I got it through Amazon - why can’t I listen on their cloud player?

[pirate]

I just went by Best Buy and grabbed it for $9.99…has a couple of bonus tracks on it…I hadn’t been in a Best Buy for 10 years and now I’ve been there twice in last couple of months…for this cd and for the new Sab…

Really? I paid $13.99 for the Amazon one and I don’t think it even has bonus tracks.
I think I’ll swing by BB on the way home and send the Amazon one back.

I just went by Best Buy and grabbed it for $9.99…has a couple of bonus tracks on it…I hadn’t been in a Best Buy for 10 years and now I’ve been there twice in last couple of months…for this cd and for the new Sab…

HAHA!!! Same here.
3 times if you count my visit 2 weeks ago futilely looking for the WACKEN disc. It’s a horrible store, but at least I only had to pay $9.99 for this album. Last time, when I went in looking for Wacken I came out with a 4-pack of really horrible Hellraiser sequels. They weren’t even in order, I later found out. It was like 4,5,6,8 or some crap.
Completely unwatchable.

Wow,Hellraiser 5-8…total beer coaster city…

A good deal of stuff that comes out at Best Buy seems to go for $9.99 for the first week…then they seem to pop up to $11.99 or 13.99 after that first week…

Yeah,that place totally sucks but I’m glad I got this thing for ten bucks…I haven’t heard any of it,just a quick snippet…

It’s just sad. I remember I used to go to Best Buy to kill time and would just walk the 10-12 long double aisles of music and movies and such picking out a bunch of stuff that I might buy . . . then whittling my stack down to finally choose a few keepers.

Now there’s ONE rack music and ONE rack of DVD’s. Seriously depressing.

Yeah,even since the last time I was there a couple of months ago to get the Sab cd they have whittled it down even more haha…it took me a few minutes to find the cd aisle…