Ministry: From Beer To Eternity. New album

Actually, I’m obsessed with the conversation with me. Al is my groupie following me around weeks after he married that woman

They just celebrated their 11 year anniversary yesterday.

This might sound gay but I’m so happy I’m able to listen to a new Ministry cd multiple times. It’s been a long time.

Things to consider:

I like how the intros are 3 minutes long so I can quickly fast forward.
The TV song is a skip for me
Drum machine works as it isn’t over the top
Different vocals Al uses…thank god!
Samples galore
guitar solos that fit nicely

Actually, I’m obsessed with the conversation with me. Al is my groupie following me around weeks after he married that woman

What?

Seek help.

Actually, I’m obsessed with the conversation with me. Al is my groupie following me around weeks after he married that woman

Maybe he wanted to share his methadone with you.

It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA

He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA

Obviously, there’s always an angel who cares.

Someone’s got too much time on their hands now that the kids are in school again. Couldn’t you go help Paul sell bass pedals or something?

It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA

Having sex with weeks is challenging. Days are easier to screw.

[reply]It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA

Having sex with weeks is challenging. Days are easier to screw.[/reply]

I felt the need to type in Mr. Weeks into Bing Images to see what came up and this was one of the very first images.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Mr. Cody Weeks . . .

[reply][reply]It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA

Having sex with weeks is challenging. Days are easier to screw.[/reply]

I felt the need to type in Mr. Weeks into Bing Images to see what came up and this was one of the very first images.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Mr. Cody Weeks . . .

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HAHAHA Al drives by the house with his wife in the truck on his way to the airport

It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA

Well, that’s a good thing. Would you want to have sex with a humanoid abomination that carries a flaming sword and has mutant children with human women?

[reply][reply]It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA

Having sex with weeks is challenging. Days are easier to screw.[/reply]

I felt the need to type in Mr. Weeks into Bing Images to see what came up and this was one of the very first images.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Mr. Cody Weeks . . .

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Damn sir, that is a sexy man. I’ll bet Al would be all over Mr. Cody Weeks if Weeks would give him a chance.

[reply]It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA

Having sex with weeks is challenging. Days are easier to screw.[/reply]
Damn beat me to it!

But I was curious about its other posts… it “doesn’t find al attractive nor desperate”

So, why does it matter if you don’t find al desperate? Since al’s not desperate that might be why he’s not fucking you now.

Funny how he drives by your house on his way to the airport but he’s been fucking his wife for 11 years… I’m sure you see that as exactly the same thing. Weird-o.

Also, if al says he’s never had sex with an angel, that includes you if you are indeed a spurned cum dumpster.
Late,
grmpysmrf

HAHAHA it gets worse than that when Angie is not looking

Yeah, Al following me around and I would not give him the time of day saying he’s going to leave Angie for me…Sorry but I have causes…

[reply][reply]It ain’t going to change a damn thing that Al tried to have sex with weeks after getting married. He also said he never had sex with anyone that looked like an Angel…HAHAHA

Having sex with weeks is challenging. Days are easier to screw.[/reply]
Damn beat me to it!

But I was curious about its other posts… it “doesn’t find al attractive nor desperate”

So, why does it matter if you don’t find al desperate? Since al’s not desperate that might be why he’s not fucking you now.

Funny how he drives by your house on his way to the airport but he’s been fucking his wife for 11 years… I’m sure you see that as exactly the same thing. Weird-o.

Also, if al says he’s never had sex with an angel, that includes you if you are indeed a spurned cum dumpster.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

You are assuming I was receptive to his hepatic dick…

Al is not superhero material nor has anything magical for him that makes news headlines or get him his own tv show. He is all bullshit, and had nothing to do with bringing down public corruption singlehandedly. What a poseur . Al is nothing special or extraordinary, or anyone around him nor he can perform miracles. Politicians don’t even know who is he nor listen to him…

He might have the gift of repelling people and people laughing at him… Go live in your fantasyland and stay with ordinary folk like you Al… Nothing special. Keep dreaming and living in delusion and self deciet. Where you think you are a famous talented rockstar dating gorgeous models like Christy Turlington and Cindy Crawford

The closest living rockers to magic if I had to pick one is Rush, and even they don’t come close to the trully blessed and gifted. Smartest and intuitive and in touch and can read fan’s emotions would go to some of the members of ACDC

LOL StarMagic Eight Ball is now the top trend on Twitter

I don’t even think Gerda likes Rush. Void, if you’re Big Mama, then show yourself!

No I am not BigMama. I could never even type that idiotically if I tried.

Is this Gerda again under a new moniker? It seems similar but slightly different…

I guess another insane groupie…

Regarding ‘From Beer to Eternity’, from the samples on iTunes it seems like a step in the right direction…

Certainly more experimental, electronic and sample-driven than the recent stuff…The tracks are quite different to one another.

The lyrics though, and the vocal delivery…

I dunno I guess I’ll try and do a track by track review when I can get the full thing. It just feels like it’s going to be a frustrating album where you can see how it could have been cool but…yeah…

I really want to like this particular slab of nuMinistry so I’m going to be really objective with this one and listen through the whole thing if I can stand it.