web #4 is up
[url “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A4RojN3ZL0”]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A4RojN3ZL0
You’re being too generous. A cheesy soundtrack to some post apocalyptic video game would blow this plastic sounding shit out of the water.
It’s a better brand of dogshit - but dogshit is still dogshit.
That’s a good little newbie. Don’t forget to slobber over Jesu and jump through the hoop.
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You’re being too generous. A cheesy soundtrack to some post apocalyptic video game would blow this plastic sounding shit out of the water.
It’s a better brand of dogshit - but dogshit is still dogshit.
That’s a good little newbie. Don’t forget to slobber over Jesu and jump through the hoop.[/reply]
so you’re al’s gay lover, i take it?
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You’re being too generous. A cheesy soundtrack to some post apocalyptic video game would blow this plastic sounding shit out of the water.
It’s a better brand of dogshit - but dogshit is still dogshit.
That’s a good little newbie. Don’t forget to slobber over Jesu and jump through the hoop.[/reply]
so you’re al’s gay lover, i take it?[/reply]
Can you please, for the sake of this board and for all humanity, never make another post ever again? I’d really appreciate it, and I know others would too.
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You’re being too generous. A cheesy soundtrack to some post apocalyptic video game would blow this plastic sounding shit out of the water.
It’s a better brand of dogshit - but dogshit is still dogshit.
That’s a good little newbie. Don’t forget to slobber over Jesu and jump through the hoop.[/reply]
so you’re al’s gay lover, i take it?[/reply]
Can you please, for the sake of this board and for all humanity, never make another post ever again? I’d really appreciate it, and I know others would too.[/reply]
“Relax dammit,” said Gunnar irritably, he spanked deadguy’s arse and he jumped. Gunnar sort of laughed. “Have you been bad, honey? Does Daddy have to give you a smacked arse.” He smacked deadguy again and deadguy gasped not just with pain and Gunnar seemed to realize, he pulled deadguy over his lap and deadguy begged him not to hurt him, Gunnar told deadguy he had been bad and he was going to get spanked.
“Have you been sucking cocks?” Gunnar asked. “Did you like it, you bad boy,” smack his hand came down on deadguy’s arse and his other hand immediately pushed the dildo in and out, then in again. deadguy yelped and Gunnar shoved the dildo in further roughly. deadguy writhed across Gunnar’s lap, Gunnar’s hard cock sticking into his ass. “You liked it didn’t you? Tell Daddy.”
“I liked it, Daddy,” deadguy said.
“And you want Daddy to suck your cock, don’t you?”
“Yes,” deadguy said helplessly.
“Yes what?”
“I want daddy to suck my cock,” deadguy said and Gunnar went pink with excitement.
“Beg Daddy to fuck you,” Gunnar said and smacked deadguy hard, working the dildo in and out. The pain was excruciating and all deadguy could think was Gunnar’s cock would be worse. Gunnar started telling deadguy how he was going to fuck him and then Gunnar was going to get his friends on prongs to fuck him. He pulled deadguy’s nipple hard, deadguy yelped and Gunnar reminded him he was supposed to be begging for a fucking.
“Please Daddy,” deadguy said and now the rhythmic sliding in and out of the dildo didn’t seem so bad. Feeling Gunnar’s hard cock pressing into him was exciting too. Deadguy could feel his cock hardening and so did Gunnar. "Bad boy, " Gunnar said and hit deadguy hard again. deadguy moaned now because his cock was so hard. Gunnar moved deadguy off his lap and started to suck his cock, still working the dildo in and out. deadguy moaned. He loved being sucked. He told Gunnar this and kept begging daddy to suck him, it transported him to some kind of heaven and along with the hard dildo hammering into his arse he was excited and about to cum. Gunnar stopped suddenly and got behind deadguy. deadguy could feel his hot flesh and Gunnar grunted, managing to get just the tip in. deadguy tried to writhe away but he was tied and couldn’t move much. Gunnar yanked deadguy’s tied hands above his head and pushed again making this animal grunt and another inch got in. deadguy moaned in pain more than ecstasy this time.
“I’m doing you, baby,” said Gunnar. “I’m going to get you busted open, Jesus you’re tight though.” He lunged at deadguy again and slid in a bit further, inch by painful inch until deadguy was totally impaled by him feeling full of his tool. Gunnar moved it experimentally and that felt good, he jiggled in deadguy a bit and moaned how tight he was, then he with drew it a long way then slid in again. deadguy gasped that felt really good. He slid in and out and got an effective stroking rhythm going. deadguy moaned and moaned as Gunnar started to bring him to a state of arousal again. He could hear Gunnar grunting like a bull behind him slamming it in and out. He slammed into deadguy over and over and then he heard Gunnar gasping oh god oh god and he knew Gunnar was going to come and that gave him this curious shiver at the thought of his sperm inside of him. deadguy moaned and Gunnar liked this he groped around for deadguy’s semi hard cock, which immediately hardened at his touch, he worked it in time with his rhythm and deadguy started pumping his arse against him. Gunnar called deadguy a slut for this and beat his cock harder and deadguy said yes he was a slut and he loved this and pumped and pumped until he felt Gunnar cum. He came for a long time and was still hard pumping against deadguy when deadguy came shortly afterwards. deadguy felt him collapse on him then Gunnar slowly untied him and kissed him hard.
“Tell Daddy you love him.” Gunnar pulled deadguy to him and stroked his sweaty back.
Bro, seriously. I can barely read your one-liners. I sure as sherbet ain’t got time for your translation of the Guttenberg Bible.
“Punish me for my siiiiiiins,” Gunnar moaned lustily, fluttering his eyelashes up at deadguy. deadguy grunted eagerly and shoved his penis into Gunnar’ waiting mouth. Gunnar’s teeth scraped over the ridges of scar tissue and pulsating veins, drawing thin bitter blood. deadguy growled and shoved his member deeper into Gunnar’s throat. Acrid precum drooled from the monster’s cock, making Gunnar gag. His bitter vomit only served as further lubrication, and soon the monster was thrusting into Gunnar’s vomit, blood, and cum caked face with great gusto.
Wow. I’ve never had a fan write gay porn fantasies about me before. You’ve taken commitment to a whole new level. Thanks, Mole. I’m quite honored.
HAHAHAHA Oh… My… GOOOOOOOOOOD HAHAHAHA
that is the funniest shit I’ve read in a long while.
I mean sorry, you’re on the losing end of this violent fuck story, gunnar, but still… That is hysterical.
Late,
grmpysmrf
If by good you mean unfunny, overly-descriptive, creepy and desperately trying to hard than yes,it was good…
Ok now that I’m done laughing I have some qustions…
“Have you been sucking cocks?” Gunnar asked. “Did you like it, you bad boy,” smack his hand came down on deadguy’s arse and his other hand immediately pushed the dildo in and out, then in again.
Gunnar named his hand “smack?” (if so what’s his other hand named?)
“Smack his hand” and then what “came down on his ass?”
He named his genitals “Smack” and he came on his ass and then immediately went limp?
how do you spank someone’s Ass and simultaneously sodomize them with a Dildo? I would think the dildo would get in the way of the spanking and hurt your hand.
Deadguy could feel his cock hardening and so did Gunnar
gunnar could feel his own cock hardening or he could feel deadguys cock hardening?
Deadguy may want to see a doctor. If he had a dildo going in and out of his ass and he didn’t get hard right away that may suggest a problem prostate.
Finally,
you had over 50 “and” statements. That’s just poor story telling right there. better writers show, they don’t tell
Late,
grmpysmrf
If by good you mean unfunny, overly-descriptive, creepy and desperately trying to hard than yes,it was good…
I don’t think anyone described it as “good” that was a drawn out “God” that I wrote. you gotta admit it’s pretty damn funny when you read it for what it’s supposed to be and not what it actually is. If you read it for what it is, yeah it’s creepy as well as weird and lonely.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Acrid precum drooled from the monster’s cock, making Gunnar gag.
Sooooo… having a “monster” cock thrust down his throat was no big deal but having a little bit of “drooling precum” was enough to gag him?
That seems backward to me.
Also,
and soon the monster was thrusting into Gunnar’s vomit, blood, and cum caked face with great gusto.
How does gunnar have cum “caked” on his face already? you said the pre cum was in his throat but ended with deadguy “thrusting with great gusto” into gunnar’s mouth/throat." So it can’t be that dead guy has already came on Gunnar’s face cause otherwise he wouldn’t still be thrusting
I’m starting to think this story is bullshit.
Late,
grmpysmrf
If by good you mean unfunny, overly-descriptive, creepy and desperately trying to hard than yes,it was good…
I have this horrible vision of him sitting on the floor of his little studio apartment . . . walls completely covered with pages and pages ripped from gay porno mags, all with mine and his faces cut out and glued on every picture.
It’s kind of like the worst episode of “Law and Order: SVU” ever.
I have this horrible vision of him sitting on the floor of his little studio apartment . . . walls completely covered with pages and pages ripped from gay porno mags, all with mine and his faces cut out and glued on every picture.
He uses peanut butter to make the pages stick to the walls I bet
Deadguy may want to see a doctor. If he had a dildo going in and out of his ass and he didn’t get hard right away that may suggest a problem prostate.
Finally,
you had over 50 “and” statements. That’s just poor story telling right there. better writers show, they don’t tell.
Molepoblano probably wrote that one-handed, so bad writing is only to be expected.
Molepoblano probably wrote that one-handed, so bad writing is only to be expected.
Ha! Indubitably.
Haha, bout time Gunnar, had some good cock, [cool]
now the anus eh
I know I’m going to get flamed, or toasted, or whatever, for this, but I’ve finally had enough.
I know I don’t post much here, I’m mostly a lurker, but I come here 2-3 times a day, because occasionally (Jesu, Death Grips) you motherfuckers hit pay dirt before anyone else. So I know what I’m about to say doesn’t carry a lot of weight, but here it is:
STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN. It’s not funny. You may be laughing, but you’re all just dicking up the board with your infantile fighting. Look, if someone says something horrible, just fucking ignore them. I was once a 14-year-old, too, and I can promise you nothing pisses off an immature poster like being ignored. You want to needle the guy? Skip the post, and forget he exists.
And another thing. Opinions: They’re like assholes, everybody’s got one. So if somebody says the new NIN sucks, so what? If someone compares it to HTDA, is it cause enough to get your panties in a bunch? Let people be people. Open up your fucking mind - not to their opinion, but to the fact that you’re on a democratic server in a democratic country. Everyone has the right to express their opinion; the one who does it most maturely is usually the winner in the debate.
Am I getting through at all?
Am I getting through at all?
Sure but there are a few who won’t obey. Ever see the movie THEY LIVE? Love that movie! Best fight scene ever!!!