Ministry: From Beer To Eternity. New album

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Am I getting through at all?

Sure but there are a few who won’t obey. Ever see the movie THEY LIVE? Love that movie! Best fight seen ever!!![/reply]
They LIVE is AWESOME!!!

the fight scene was funny but the premise is so great. Subliminal messaging done excellently.
Late,
grmpysmrf

STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN. It’s not funny. You may be laughing, but you’re all just dicking up the board with your infantile fighting.

You’ve posted enough and been here long enough to command some respect. With that said…

All that didn’t really start here 'til certain member(s) of the Piss Army showed up.

Probably have some fetish for public humiliation.

I’m just saying…
Late,
grmpysmrf

I know I’m going to get flamed, or toasted, or whatever, for this, but I’ve finally had enough.

Oh, you have no idea what’s ahead, you little e-martyr. And as far as that tired “everyone has opinions” spiel - Yeah, everyone does have an opinion. So? My opinion is that your opinion is fucking dumb[#ffffff].
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[/size][/#000000][/#ffffff][#ffffff][size 2]So, lowelly, I’m also of the opinion that you’re a massive pussy and you should be forced to wear a sundress and bonnet while singing “I’m a Little Tea-Pot” and doing the tea-pot gestures (you know the ones too. don’t even try to fuck around, buddy). This should be a daily routine and numerous Polaroids should be taken during each performance, which will then be tacked all along the four walls you’ll be confined to when not performing. No video footage is necessary because the human mind can make memories so much more haunting and painful than they actually were and you shouldn’t be deprived of that opportunity. This should all be constant until you man the fuck up or until that gaping hole where your balls once were finally succumbs to the estrogen and rots/“blooms” into the demented vagina it’s been fighting like a bloodied, rabid, frothing, wolverine to become.
You know that your father is crying right now in the bathroom or while lying on his side in bed at night for raising such a raging pussy, right? You make me sick, you goddamned monster.[/size][/#ffffff][#000000]
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But hey! That’s just like my opinion, man. If I say you’re a huge faggot and an embarrassing pussy, so what? Is it enough cause to get your panties in a bunch? Let people be people, right? Open your fucking mind to the fact that your logic is a two-way street and my opinion is that you’re a pussy and by your logic you have to accept my opinion.
Haha! OPINIONS!

And another thing. Opinions: They’re like assholes, everybody’s got one. So if somebody says the new NIN sucks, so what? If someone compares it to HTDA, is it cause enough to get your panties in a bunch?

Mole, I am truly disgusted with your behavior. A board about Ministry should be dedicated to sharing the love of Jesus, not writing homosexual fiction about its members. This is the equivalent of a house of God, and us believers should be allowed to worship as we please without fear of reprimand or discrimination. Please get right with Christ.

That shit about members being homos? That shit ain’t fiction, dog.

Are you serious? I am confused as to why homosexuals would be allowed to post on a Ministry board. Ah, well…God loves all, I suppose.

Are you serious? I am confused as to why homosexuals would be allowed to post on a Ministry board. Ah, well…God loves all, I suppose.

That’s the limp wristed machine I’ve been raging against. Why do you think me and [specific member’s name omitted] always go at it?

I mean, be gay if you gotta be. Fine! But I don’t wanna be on the internet around that shit, you know?

In America, of all places. My granddaddy didn’t fight for that, I tell you hwat. Savages.

Atom, I think we should pray for our brothers in Christ. They are obviously lacking love; otherwise, they would not turn to other men for attention.

Opinions are like Prongers.
They’re totally gay.

Atom, I think we should pray for our brothers in Christ. They are obviously lacking love; otherwise, they would not turn to other men for attention.

I think you should go fuck yourself and stop trying to be my friend.

He didn’t even write the gay porn. It’s copypasta.

I looked it up.

Now, now. There is no need for profanity, as we are all brothers and sisters in Christ. I don’t consider you my friend; I consider you my family.

Also, the term you used is in reference to masturbation–I feel so very dirty using that term–which I am strongly against. It is indulging in earthly pleasures of which the Bible preaches against.

[reply]Atom, I think we should pray for our brothers in Christ. They are obviously lacking love; otherwise, they would not turn to other men for attention.

I think you should go fuck yourself and stop trying to be my friend.[/reply]

What a weak-ass troll this nigga is.

What a weak-ass troll this nigga is.

One trick pony…

Seems like it. Guy’s a grade-A piece of shit - if it’s who I’m assuming it is (especially after reading their last post).

Atom wandered through the hospital, searching for that lusty temptress Gerda. A lone nurse staggered around a corner and gibbered at him. He recoiled in disgust. The sad zombie woman ripped open her blouse, hoping to tempt Atom with the overripe fruit of her rotting bosom. Atom threw his trusty plank o’ wood at the maiden. It struck her below the left kneecap, shearing the rotten limb clean off. The nurse shrieked and crumpled to the floor. Atom broke into a run, attempting to skirt the zombie lass. His foot slipped in her oily dark blood. One withered hand clamped around his ankle, hauling him close to her as he fell.

Before Atom could wriggle free, the nurse had gnawed right through his pants. Her sharp snaggleteeth scraped at his exposed buttocks He cried out in fear. “LEAVE US BOTH THE HELL ALOOONE” he bellowed mournfully. But the nurse would not give in so easily.

With a garbled squeal of triumph, she jammed her own severed leg 'twixt the young lad’s taut buttocks. The sharp yet brittle bone that jutted from the stump shredded a path into Atom’s virgin he-pussy. He struggled to free himself from her bony grasp, kicking wildly as his asshole was violated by the zombie leg. The soft, fibrous meat fell away from the bone in clumps as Atom was pegged. It coated his tender ass in clumps and clots of rotten flesh, providing nary a whit of lubrication for the necro-rape. Atom’s wildly flailing foot caught the nurse in the face with a thick crunching noise. The deformed bone of her face splintered and jutted inwards, raping her soft, fouled brain just as her leg raped Atom’s mancunt. She fell still.

Atom staggered to his feet, clawing at his poor ass. He dug his fingers deep into his asscrack. The shinbone was slippery with blood, impossible to grip tightly. Atom grunted in pain and felt back. There still attached to the end of the leg! It was the nurse’s foot! He gripped the foot. Pulpy grey flesh squirted through his fingers as he clenched his fist and pulled.

The bone wrenched free of his ass with a soft plupfing noise. It sounds like spitting watermelon seeds, Atom thought dimly, recalling his dinner with his half-negro family.

There was a second PLUPF as Atom strained and heaved, voiding a great quantity of rotten flesh, bone shards and tarry black turds onto the stained floor.

Fooey…

I think some people spend a weeeee bit too much time on messageboards…

The results can be more disturbing than me carving a swastika on a 13 year old’s butt.

I think some people spend a weeeee bit too much time on messageboards…

The results can be more disturbing than me carving a swastika on a 13 year old’s butt.

you know that’s you in disguise, void. [:)]
Late,
grmpysmrf