[reply][reply][reply] It leaves one thinking…“What the fuck happened to these guys?”
He tries to sound all high and mighty but he’s not smart enough to know what happened…Derp. Paul left, d’uh.
I don’t think it’s “pure garbage” though, there’s some slick riffs in the post barker catalog. But I don’t think you’d find anyone older than 15 trying to suggest that it’s all gold.
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grmpysmrf[/reply]
Any hippie faggot who uses “derp” in a sentence to insult someone is by default left off the list of people whose opinions should be acknowledged. This ain’t 2009, nigga. Derp your ass.[/reply]
Boy you can’t help yourself can ya’ ya derpy little bitch[/reply]
Fuck off, you whiny twat. Stop bastardizing every thread into you bitching that someone disagreed with your attempts at an “in your face” opinion. Keep your shit throwing to a minimum for once. You don’t really need to ruin every thread with your whiny bullshit so quickly.[/reply]
Yes, I came in here and ruined this thread with my snide comment towards you. Your e-tantrums are epic and hysterical in that you think that they are the fault of someone else. Perhaps they are my fault seeing as how I have complete control over your weak ass.
Sorry little bitch.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Do you guys ever get cramps in your fingers from flicking each others’ balls all day long? I imagine both of you with immensely giant and muscular middle fingers. If you’d exercise evenly y’all would probably be a couple of solid steel Ivan Dragos. But nahhh, instead you’re just walkin’ around with eternally calloused and bruised sacks, waving your overly pumped up steroid-monsters of middle fingers in the air like they’re golden bedazzled WWF championship wrestling belts. Carry on, ya ball flickin’ homos! You fight all day long over who’s number 1, but you’ll always be chunks of number 2 here.
Do you guys ever get cramps in your fingers from flicking each others’ balls all day long? I imagine both of you with immensely giant and muscular middle fingers. If you’d exercise evenly y’all would probably be a couple of solid steel Ivan Dragos. But nahhh, instead you’re just walkin’ around with eternally calloused and bruised sacks, waving your overly pumped up steroid-monsters of middle fingers in the air like they’re golden bedazzled WWF championship wrestling belts. Carry on, ya ball flickin’ homos! You fight all day long over who’s number 1, but you’ll always be chunks of number 2 here.
That’s kinda why he keeps coming at me. I have a set of huge balls and he hasn’t been able to flick them yet. just like in life, he just keeps missing the mark. Meanwhile my wife loves my huge set of smooth as eggs balls! [:)]
Late,
grmpysmrf
Do you guys ever get cramps in your fingers from flicking each others’ balls all day long? I imagine both of you with immensely giant and muscular middle fingers. If you’d exercise evenly y’all would probably be a couple of solid steel Ivan Dragos. But nahhh, instead you’re just walkin’ around with eternally calloused and bruised sacks, waving your overly pumped up steroid-monsters of middle fingers in the air like they’re golden bedazzled WWF championship wrestling belts. Carry on, ya ball flickin’ homos! You fight all day long over who’s number 1, but you’ll always be chunks of number 2 here.
Seriously. Maybe they should just fuck each other already and get it over with?
[reply]Do you guys ever get cramps in your fingers from flicking each others’ balls all day long? I imagine both of you with immensely giant and muscular middle fingers. If you’d exercise evenly y’all would probably be a couple of solid steel Ivan Dragos. But nahhh, instead you’re just walkin’ around with eternally calloused and bruised sacks, waving your overly pumped up steroid-monsters of middle fingers in the air like they’re golden bedazzled WWF championship wrestling belts. Carry on, ya ball flickin’ homos! You fight all day long over who’s number 1, but you’ll always be chunks of number 2 here.
Seriously. Maybe they should just fuck each other already and get it over with?[/reply]
I get the feeling that he would be scared to meet in real life. He’s an internet tough guy and that’s the limit of any kind of depth to his personality.
As far as us fucking, I’m sure he’d just cry all the way through it, So I’ll pass that opportunity up.
I always think it’s funny when people fight online and then talk about meeting in person and who could beat up who “in real life” as if there’s any relevance.
I remember I’d get a big muscley muscle dude all riled up on the Piss Army many times and he’d often play the “you wouldn’t say that to my face” card. Yeah, no shit. I’m a smart-mouthed prick who drinks too much and eats junkfood every day. My idea of exercise is running from Terminal 2 to Terminal 4 to catch my flight connection. Why would I ever intentionally enrage a 260lb weightlifting kickboxing gym rat?
I just laugh when they go there. “Yep. I’m sure you’d punch me to an early grave in the Octagon. But this is the internet . . . . and I’m kicking your ass.”
I always think it’s funny when people fight online and then talk about meeting in person and who could beat up who “in real life” as if there’s any relevance.
I remember I’d get a big muscley muscle dude all riled up on the Piss Army many times and he’d often play the “you wouldn’t say that to my face” card. Yeah, no shit. I’m a smart-mouthed prick who drinks too much and eats junkfood every day. My idea of exercise is running from Terminal 2 to Terminal 4 to catch my flight connection. Why would I ever intentionally enrage a 260lb weightlifting kickboxing gym rat?
I just laugh when they go there. “Yep. I’m sure you’d punch me to an early grave in the Octagon. But this is the internet . . . . and I’m kicking your ass.”
I don’t think anybody is talking about kicking anyone’s ass. It’s more of the respect factor. the fact that even he knows he wouldn’t be so brave outside of the internet has him humbled and has him left with no real “hard hitting zingers.”
Normal people would realize the chances of a real life meeting has a very slim chance of happening and would continue to antagonize because it’s funny but this has slipped right by him and left him with the equivalent of “Oh yeah?”
Late,
grmpysmrf
“Oh Yeah!” can be a pretty badass line, actually . . . .
. . . if delivered by a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid while busting through a brick wall to deliver a smaller pitcher of Kool-Aid to some thirsty children.
I don’t think anybody is talking about kicking anyone’s ass. It’s more of the respect factor. the fact that even he knows he wouldn’t be so brave outside of the internet has him humbled and has him left with no real “hard hitting zingers.”
Normal people would realize the chances of a real life meeting has a very slim chance of happening and would continue to antagonize because it’s funny but this has slipped right by him and left him with the equivalent of “Oh yeah?”
Late,
grmpysmrf
You alone came off that way. Mr. Internet tough guy.
I don’t feel like I have anything left to say to you that I haven’t already said before. You repeat the same lame insults as if they’ll finally be funny the 50th time. Not gonna happen.
It’s an easy cycle to predict and usually goes like this:
• You continue to try and instigate a fight.
• I finally respond.
• You get butthurt.
• You spread your stupidity all over the rest of the board into other threads and annoy others who are trying to have an actual discussion.
• Other people call you out for being obnoxious.
• You play the victim card and make ridiculous claims like how I’m trying to “shut the board down” or some other dumb shit.
• You leave for a couple days with your tail between your legs and play Mr. Niceguy for a while after you come back in an attempt to get on everyone’s good side.
• Restart the cycle of stupidity.
… ad infinitum
[reply]
I don’t think anybody is talking about kicking anyone’s ass. It’s more of the respect factor. the fact that even he knows he wouldn’t be so brave outside of the internet has him humbled and has him left with no real “hard hitting zingers.”
Normal people would realize the chances of a real life meeting has a very slim chance of happening and would continue to antagonize because it’s funny but this has slipped right by him and left him with the equivalent of “Oh yeah?”
Late,
grmpysmrf
You alone came off that way. Mr. Internet tough guy.
I don’t feel like I have anything left to say to you that I haven’t already said before. You repeat the same lame insults as if they’ll finally be funny the 50th time. Not gonna happen.
It’s an easy cycle to predict and usually goes like this:
• You continue to try and instigate a fight.
• I finally respond.
• You get butthurt.
• You spread your stupidity all over the rest of the board into other threads and annoy others who are trying to have an actual discussion.
• Other people call you out for being obnoxious.
• You play the victim card and make ridiculous claims like how I’m trying to “shut the board down” or some other dumb shit.
• You leave for a couple days with your tail between your legs and play Mr. Niceguy for a while after you come back in an attempt to get on everyone’s good side.
• Restart the cycle of stupidity.
… ad infinitum[/reply]
Oh, now you’re brave again.
How adorable.
you cute thing, you
Yes, “I alone” do all of the above.
and If by “lame insults,” “instigating” and “actual discussions” you mean sputtering out “your mama jokes,” “grmpy fucks his sister” insults and just all around assholery, when I’m no where in the thread then yes you are the pillar of non internet tough guy…
funny you’re a pussy in real life and the internet. Didn’t think you’d brag about something like that.
One more thing, it’s not my tail nor my legs.
but it is amusing that you think your asshole hurts because your hemorrhoids are acting up after you get done with your zillion posts a day on here.
[reply]Although it’s pretty hard to go lower than -
“We’re finghting never ending wars…for profit and fun.”
[:(]
You obviously don’t own “Relapse”.[/reply]
Are you kidding? I wasn’t even AWARE of this freakin’ Relapse shit until a few weeks ago. And from now on I think it’s best that I erase it from memory. Times like these I wish I had one of them flashy “memory eraser” sticks from the Men In Black films.
