Gunnar Is The Smartest Ask Him Anything Thread

[reply]I think we have a new troll on here.

Grumpy probably invented him/her so he could have someone to validate him.[/reply]
I have 1 account. thank you.
Late,
grmpysmrf

[reply]Gunnar, what’s the difference between a 9 volt battery and a girl’s arsehole?

They are two totally different energy sources. One is a source of electricity and the other is a source of gas.

I hope this helps,
Gunnar[/reply]

BA-BOW- YOU ARE WRONG!!!

ANSWER:

You never lick a battery twice!

[reply]Hentai fuckin’ rules.

[cool]

i hadn’t seen this before, but i must +1 this.[/reply]

If hentai didn’t exist, I’d have no avatars. On pretty much anything.

If hentai didn’t exist, I’d have no avatars. On pretty much anything.

HAHAHA!!! I don’t know why, but I always thought that was one of your drawings.

[reply]If hentai didn’t exist, I’d have no avatars. On pretty much anything.

HAHAHA!!! I don’t know why, but I always thought that was one of your drawings.[/reply]

Oh, the subject matter’s possibly the same, but I can’t draw anime/manga worth a damn. Too clean-cut and I can never get the proportions right.

DAMMIT WHERE’S THAT MEMORY CARD

[reply]Gunnar, what’s the difference between a 9 volt battery and a girl’s arsehole?

They are two totally different energy sources. One is a source of electricity and the other is a source of gas.

I hope this helps,
Gunnar[/reply]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Is there nothing we can trip Gunnar up with???

[reply]is that really Your wife? why would a girl degradate herself and be with such an arrogant asshole anyway?

Yes, it’s really my wife. I’d like to answer your other question, but I have no idea what you’re trying to say. I think I’ll ask Gerda to throw a dictionary at you first, [/reply]

Judging by the way the sentence is written etc I imagine Gerda would probably be throwing the dictionary at herself?

Judging by the way the sentence is written etc I imagine Gerda would probably be throwing the dictionary at herself?

I don’t put too much thought into it, or care who is who on this board or if some individuals choose to spread themselves out over multiple personalities.

Gerda, however, does seem to have a decent vocabulary and I think she knows what words mean (and what words actually exist) . . . . she just doesn’t do the best job of putting them into actual sentences or meaningful comprehensible thoughts.

Or using proper punctuation. Or capitalization. Or actually addressing the topic at hand…

Or using proper punctuation. Or capitalization. Or actually addressing the topic at hand…

sexist.

Gunnar. Should people have to pay for water and sewerage services?

What’s the worst way to make money Gunnar?

What’s the worst way to make money Gunnar?

Probably by prostituting yr little down syndrorme sister - like that guy did in that film Gummo.

That’s just the worst of the worst. Either that or doing a Pepsi commercial.

[reply]What’s the worst way to make money Gunnar?

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I hope this helps,
Gunnar

I disagree.
That’s a fantastic way to make money.
It may be the worst way to SPEND money…

I disagree.
That’s a fantastic way to make money.
It may be the worst way to SPEND money…

I’m going to give you a big point for that, as it is certainly a BETTER example of “worst way to SPEND money”.

But, it’s only a fantastic way of making money if it actually works. I did the mathematical analysis of the risk to benefit relationship on this and it turns out that there is a 99.9% chance that they will lose money on this venture.

Like it or not, these shows will probably sell out (strictly because the number of shows are so limited). Now, they’ve got a handful of tickets (let’s just say 30) for each show designated as VIP Superfudge Mixxxalinium status or whatever. And they’re pricing those at $300-$500 a piece. Who’s going to buy those? No one, that’s who. Whereas, if they’d just add those tix back into the Pit Seating general admission and sell them for $50 - $75 a piece, they’ll have $1500-$2250 per show back in their pocket.

It’s like the guy selling a $100.00 glass of lemonade in front of 7-11. Sure, the hypothetical jerk that buys that glass is the dumbest dude ever, but are you going to call that salesman smart. No.

Gunnar. Should people have to pay for water and sewerage services?

Yes.

Do you want to wash your hands with Dr. Pepper and bathe in salad oil?

Do you want to have to hike out to the woods and dig a hole every time you have to drop a deuce?

If you answered “no” to one or more of these questions . . . . pay your bill.

I hope this helps,
Gunnar

Do you want to wash your hands with Dr. Pepper and bathe in salad oil?

I…I would do this…

[reply]What’s the worst way to make money Gunnar?

Probably by prostituting yr little down syndrorme sister - like that guy did in that film Gummo.

That’s just the worst of the worst. Either that or doing a Pepsi commercial.[/reply]

What about selling cats you’ve shot to negros for future resale?

i AM a card carrying member of the ACLU. i worked for them in chicago as a student intern.gunnar is an imposter.