…I love this fuckin’ thread.
Gunnar,
How did you get so smart?
Late,
grmpysmrf
My parents ate a lot of broccoli.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
Gunnar…why did the USA ban the Haggis?
It’s not a blanket ban on haggis, per se. The reason we cannot get traditional recipe haggis in the US is due to the 1989 Mad Cow Disease scare, after which US banned the sale/usage of animals’ “offal” in foods.
As sheep’s lungs were included in this ban, most Scottish haggis makers stopped exporting, and niche US makers halted production as well. There are a few makers that have created a variant which can pass these restrictions by omitting the banned ingredients. I contacted one of these company’s (McKean’s) about a month ago and asked them to tell me what the difference between the traditional recipe and the US-export version is.
The following was emailed back to me:
Gunnar - No lungs and an artificial casing are the only modifications we are required to make - Other then that it is the same haggis you would get in Scotland - Ron Thurston
Anyway, to bring you up to speed on the haggis’ precarious position here, I’ll tell you this – Scottish producers and American importers and hopeful consumers have all been putting pressure on the US Gov’t to relax or repeal these restrictions.
Hopefully we can soon tear down these walls of oppression against the haggis and enjoy it properly in America. I’ll keep you updated, Brother!
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
Gunnar-
Whatever happened to all the white dog poop from the seventies?
Gunnar-
Whatever happened to all the white dog poop from the seventies?
Dog poop starts out brown. Then it dries out. And eventually it turns white. Once it has reached this ultra dehydrated state it is similar in molecular structure to a sugar cube. As soon as it rains it just dissolves. The poop molecules then run back down our storm drains and on their way to our water treatment facilities. Or it absorbs back into the earth and the nutrients feed our fruits and vegetables.
Where’s the white dog poop from the 70’s? It’s in your cells now, Bro. Your mitochondria, your chromosomes, the golgi bodies and even the endoplasmic reticulum are all powered by Lassie’s logs. This is what the great 20th century philosopher and astrophysicist Sir Elton John refers to as the Circle of Life.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
LMFAO!!! GREATEST POST EVER!!!
Gunnar…why do some cracker ass crackers (like myself) think they’re all Hippity Hoppity & black?
Gunnar…why do some cracker ass crackers (like myself) think they’re all Hippity Hoppity & black?
White people inherently hate black people. Some groups want you to believe that they feel that the blacks are inferior. That’s so not true. Blacks are better than us . . . . at everything. They’re all better at sports. They dress better. They dance better. They have cool voices and better slang. And their music rocked like Hell too. And yeah . . . white dudes’ nether regions look like Mike and Ikes compared to these giant salami-packing bronze-skinned supermen.
Over history the white man has done whatever he can to try and beat the brothas down. They enslaved them. They beat them. They deprived them of their rights. They keep them in crappy ghettos with crappy schools and supposedly no chance of economic prosperity.
And yet . . . they’re still 1000 times cooler than the cracker ass honkies. So, with nothing else to steal and no other means of oppression left at their disposal Whiteys have given up on beating the blacks and instead are trying hard to BE the blacks. Honestly, can you blame them?
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
True dat true dat!
Gunnar, how do you account for the unaccountable?
I just hire an unaccountable accountantant.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
I just hire an unaccountable accountantant.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
You really are a genius!
Thank you, Green. I’m just glad I could help. Have a great week.
I just hire an unaccountable accountantant.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
Of course?! Why didn’t I think of that! Hahahaha
Gunnar…why did Boomer Esiason call his son Gunnar?
Gunnar-
Can god microwave a burrito so hot that he can’t eat it?
Yes, but he prefers tacos.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
Dear Gunnar,
I have just spent the last few hours listening to Godflesh.
What, if anything, can I expect will happen to me over the coming days and weeks? And is it serious?
Yours faithfully,
Peligro
Gunnar…why did Boomer Esiason call his son Gunnar?
It was actually his wife that chose the name, after the baby’s father. But please don’t let Boomer know. The truth would kill him.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
Yes, but he prefers tacos.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
Corn or flour tortillas?