dear gunnar,
sometimes when I urinate it smells like buttered movie popcorn. What is this?
thank you for your valuable time.
Late,
grmpysmrf
dear gunnar,
sometimes when I urinate it smells like buttered movie popcorn. What is this?
thank you for your valuable time.
Late,
grmpysmrf
You’re confused, Son. It’s not that your pee smells like movie popcorn butter, it’s that movie popcorn butter smells like pee. That’s because it IS made of urine. It’s liquid, it’s yellow, it’s pissed all over your corn. Do the math.
Many people don’t realize this and are quite fine living in ignorance because it’s so tasty. But I prefer not to ingest urine so I always tell them not to put the “butter” on my corn.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
WHY U SUCH A PUN KASS NIGGA?!?!!
faggot
WHY U SUCH A PUN KASS NIGGA?!?!!
faggot
I listened to too much Godflesh when I was a kid. It made me gay. It also made me black, which is scientifically inexplainable since only the whitest of white people like Godflesh, but I swear it happened. Maybe that’s why I don’t like Godflesh anymore.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
Any info on when the Dimmu Borgir/HIM spilt album is supposed to drop?
Any info on when the Dimmu Borgir/HIM spilt album is supposed to drop?
It’s been set back indefinitely. With Erie Load and Dani Filth and Dimmu Borgir all finishing projects at the same time there is a dangerously low level of spikey spikes and blackness in the world. Until there is a proper supply of blackness and spikey spikes available again the Dimmu/HIM split remains NOT economically viable.
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[reply]Any info on when the Dimmu Borgir/HIM spilt album is supposed to drop?
It’s been set back indefinitely. With Erie Load and Dani Filth and Dimmu Borgir all finishing projects at the same time there is a dangerously low level of spikey spikes and blackness in the world. Until there is a proper supply of blackness and spikey spikes available again the Dimmu/HIM split remains NOT economically viable.[/reply]
Damn dude. I really wanna hear what they’re gonna do to each other’s songs. Each will have original trax but then there are the covers. And Dimmu hasn’t decided on if they’re covering The Sacrament or Buried Alive By Love. They definitely confirmed that they’ll be doing Right Here In My Arms. HIM has confirmed that they’ll be doing Progenies Of The Great Apocalypse but those are the only details they’ve given. Wait, they said they won’t be doing anything off of Stormblast since Dimmu already rerecorded it and made it too epic for them to touch. I have this erie feeling they’re gonna do Mourning Palace. It’s an erie feeling bc I have a feeling Mr. Load might be involved.
I have this friend that is writing a tell all book problem is though shes barely literate her editing and spelling are atrocious how do I break it to herthather libro (Spanish for book here in Texas) will sell know copies because an editor won’t be able to understand it to even begin to edit it please for help formy marriage depends on it
PB4PB
I read that and understood it.
I think it’s all the years of reading poorly written technical presentations/analyses, documents/standards, and CFR/USC that allows my brain to auto-translate.
I read that and understood it.
I think it’s all the years of reading poorly written technical presentations/analyses, documents/standards, and CFR/USC that allows my brain to auto-translate.
I don’t know, but that’s pretty fucked up. She’s not even around to defend herself… unless that really is paul…but i doubt it.
Late,
grmpysmrf
I doubt it is the mr too; and I agree with you smrfy, low blow to the mrs.
I have this friend that is writing a tell all book problem is though shes barely literate her editing and spelling are atrocious how do I break it to herthather libro (Spanish for book here in Texas) will sell know copies because an editor won’t be able to understand it to even begin to edit it please for help formy marriage depends on it
PB4PB
Don’t worry, Bro. It’s not your problem if you’re friend is a sub-literate moron. Just let her do what she wants. Unless she’s asking you for financing or promotion or something, who cares? Just let her write her book. Either she’ll fail on her own, or if someone thinks her stories are actually interesting someone else can try and turn her gibberish into readable stories.
And before you get too skeptical, let me remind you of other people who have had books published . . . .
http://media.al.com/scenesource/photo/ozzy-bookjpg-30120584ca06af7b_large.jpg
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-08/27/xin_02080127110624475138.jpg
It’s doubtful they can even read, let alone write an actual sentence.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, but buns come in packs of 8 or 12?
Hot dogs come in many different packagings of various quantities. If you think you’re stuck buying packs of 10 wieners and 8 or 12 buns it’s probably because you lack imagination and shop in the ghetto.
You need to break out of your shell and take your dog-craft to the next level, DAWG!!! I never buy those crappy ass generic pink wieners and enriched flour buns. You want to know why? Because I live like a king and refuse to accept mediocrity. Go to the deli counter of a decent market (this requires buying your produce from somewhere other than Wal-Mart) and pick out a couple nice sausages. There’s many to choose from. Try a pork apple sausage or a Louisiana hot link or a spicy Italian or something or a cilantro and lime tequila chicken sausage. What I’m saying is Oscar Meyer is NOT your friend. Break up now, Holmes!
Now go to the bakery section and pick out a couple nice sandwich buns that can accomodate your weenie. Last, make sure you properly hook yourself up with fixins. Whole grain mustard, horseradish, sauerkraut, etc., and some onions, tomatoes, cabbage . . .
What I’m saying is, stop acting like you’re in Cleveland, Ohio in 1955 and start living for the future.
All the time that you would have wasted on useless hot-dog-math you can now spend shouting at your neighbors, “Hey, Johnny!!! Check out my hot dog!!! Yeah, it’s the bomb, Dude!!! Stupid jealous bastard!”
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
…I love this fuckin’ thread.
I hope this thread never dies.
Gunnar, is it ok to rock out at home when nobody is around? Is it ok to use a hairbrush as a microphone? Or is that just silly?
Any songs that are required “rock out” material?
I hope this thread never dies.
Gunnar, is it ok to rock out at home when nobody is around? Is it ok to use a hairbrush as a microphone? Or is that just silly?
Any songs that are required “rock out” material?
Rockin’ out at home is not just okay. It’s mandatory. And phony microphones are always a plus. Use a hairbrush if you’re getting ready in the morning. Use a shampoo bottle if you’re in the shower. Or use a beer bottle if you’re just chillin’ and having a brew.
It is in the private sanctum of our homes that we perfect our craft so that when the planets are aligned properly and we’re standing around at some lame ass party and all of a sudden Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ the Law” comes on we can prop our right foot up on the keg, grab the spatula from the BBQ guy, and scream for vengeance into it like there’s no tomorrow and prove to the ignorant naysayers that we built this city on rock and roll.
What is the perfect song for rocking out by yourself? Anything by Billy Idol, Dude. Trust me.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
Gunnar,
How did you get so smart?
Late,
grmpysmrf