Is it acceptable in this day and age for a man to have a fairly hairy body or should I seriously look into getting some waxing done to impress the ladies?
What are your thoughts on this?
Peligro.
Keep the fur, Fozzy. Chicks love a man that can keep them warm on a winter evening. And besides, having a hairy back allows you for many touching ways to express your affection towards the ladies. Trust me, not even the iciest of women’s hearts can help but melt when you pass them with something like this . . .
davelybob,
If you really are growing skin tags in your armpits, it most likely is not your deodorant that is causing it.
Mooney is right. Those are not skin tags. They are actually tentacles which you have not allowed to grow to full length. I suggest you get a blood test for you and your father as there is a high probability that your mother may have had an amorous evening with an octopus and not told you about it.
What’s better to put up a woman’s ass: a cucumber, a wine/champagne bottle, or a baseball bat?
The answer is cucumber. Men actually have uses for both baseball bats and wine. Vegetables? Not so much. We’ll be just fine without them.
I hope this helps,
Gunnar
I’ll field this one gunnar. none of the above. the answer is only my cock, son. Only my cock.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Wow. Really thinking outside the box there, ain’t ya? Please do not attempt to answer my readers’ questions. I’m seriously trying to help people here. They don’t need the confusion. Thank you.
Gunnar, is it true that Ike Eisenhower (being the visionary that he was) wanted to have “In Gunnar We Trust” as the U.S. motto but was overruled by a bunch of assholes who went with “In God We Trust” instead, but it didn’t really matter to Ike as he thought they were both the same entity?
I actually get asked this question quite a bit. As much as I wish it were true, it’s not. Over the years there’s been some miscommunications of the story. Ike actually proposed “In Gozar We Trust” be put on all US currency. He was a HUGE fan of the film “Ghostbusters”.
The rest of the story is true, though. He was, in fact, overruled by a bunch of schmucks who said it should be “God” instead. And, as you’ve noted, Ike was fine with this as he did equate Gozar to be equal to God (like I said, he was a HUGE fan).
Father Gunnar… Is there any relation to you and Spinal Tap’s manager? I’ve seen you post pictures of yourself here and on the PA, the similarity is striking.
No, I’m not related to Ian Faith, but he certainly taught me a thing or two about managing bands. For instance, always make sure that the puppet show is opening up for your band and not vice-versa. He also taught me about the power of a good piece of wood (hence why I told Eureka not to dispose of his baseball bat in a frivolous manner).
I guess I’ve picked up a few fashion tips from him over the years as well. He’s a great man and should really be given more respect in the music world. Beats the heck out of Duke Fame’s stupid manager, that’s for sure.
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