Gunnar & Grmpy Inc.

So let me know when you want to get off.

Never. But thank you for offering.

Yeah, we all read Peligro’s testimony. I think I’ve been pretty constant regarding you. Although, I was never here to be your friend, however telling you the harsh brutal truth about all the scabby thoughts from your diseased brain is probably the most friend-like shit I could do for you. Who else can tell you the truth if not your friends? You’re welcome. As usual, You’re just not strong enough to understand. one day sparky, one day!

And you call yourself a teacher?!? What a babble. Do us all a favor and improve your communication skills a bit more, Padre, before you come limping back for more. Take one of those creative writing classes that you encourage your 12 year old students to take.

I mean that was really pathetic.

Feel free to call me Goonar. It is indeed a better name. God bless you.

Well Goonar IS orthographically similar to that old chestnut “coofin,” so let’s go with it, I say.

Oh don’t worry Tomasz, I know their game and I know you guys are on the level. It’s not really fair that these two get to have the keys to the kingdom for all this time. But yeah, I mean the discussions on here just blow my mind. The rest of you guys just keep up the excellent work.

[:)]

It’s not really fair that these two get to have the keys to the kingdom for all this time.

You do realize this is just a chat group on the Internet, don’t you?

I’m quite prepared to drag this out to 100 pages.

Of course you are. 100 pages… then what? 101? as if you can count to 100. setting goals though, is a good thing.

Then maybe everyone can get some peace.

Everyone? Jesus, how many people you got living in your head?

So let me know when you want to get off.

This could mean 2 things in Olsen’s world.

I’m here for the long run. How about you?

No you’re not, light weight.
you run off crying whenever anyone paddles your little ass.

[reply]
Yeah, we all read Peligro’s testimony. I think I’ve been pretty constant regarding you. Although, I was never here to be your friend, however telling you the harsh brutal truth about all the scabby thoughts from your diseased brain is probably the most friend-like shit I could do for you. Who else can tell you the truth if not your friends? You’re welcome. As usual, You’re just not strong enough to understand. one day sparky, one day!

And you call yourself a teacher?!? What a babble. Do us all a favor and improve your communication skills a bit more, Padre, before you come limping back for more. Take one of those creative writing classes that you encourage your 12 year old students to take.

I mean that was really pathetic.[/reply]
says the dumbass who has done nothing with his life.

Oh don’t worry Tomasz, I know their game and I know you guys are on the level.

Oh no!! he knows our games!! the jig is up!!! run run run!!!

It’s not really fair that these two get to have the keys to the kingdom for all this time.

Fair? The keys to what kingdom, dumbass? I don’t have any keys. But I do have a golden ticket. Were you cool in high school and now sad because you’re nothing? you have nobody to impress? tell us, we can keep a secret.

But yeah, I mean the discussions on here just blow my mind.

That’s not really startling information.

The rest of you guys just keep up the excellent work.

[:)]

sure thing, captain cool guy!!

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Brother when you can give me ten reasons why you should still be here bleating the same old horn then perhaps I’ll subside.

I don’t care if you subside. The only thing you’re accomplishing is making yourself look like an emo shitbag and alienating the rest of the board. If anything, it’s kind of entertaining to watch you punch concrete and cry that your knuckles hurt.[/reply]
I think he’s on the coke. only people that do the coke act like him. Yeah, he’s definitely on the coke. blew all of his inheritance up his nose and on expensive woman (how’d that Brazilian bikini model work out? probably set you back a coupla bucks, yeah?) and cars and now he has to post from the computer at the public “lieberry.”
Don’t worry maybe another family member will kick off and leave you some more money so you won’t have to work or better yourself.
Oh that one stung didn’t it? it’s ok if you cry a little. it gets the sad out.

I’m busy for a few days and the whole board has apparently gone gay.

Bi, actually.
It’s not 1990 anymore.

I’m going to disappear again for a while painting my dining room. If any one is up for painting feel free to stop by… In the meantime can we please return to the usual level of dysfunction.

No.
But if you wanted to avoid such dysfunctional faggitry you could refrain from going on the threads where emo warriors vow to carry on butt hurt vendettas for 100 pages.

But if you wanted to avoid such dysfunctional faggitry you could refrain from going on the threads where emo warriors vow to carry on butt hurt vendettas for 100 pages.

As long as it doesn’t out-do the “What are you listening to” thread of 200+ pages.

But I strongly suspect it will die out way before that.

I’m busy for a few days and the whole board has apparently gone gay.

I’m going to disappear again for a while painting my dining room. If any one is up for painting feel free to stop by… In the meantime can we please return to the usual level of dysfunction.

See, now this is a subject we could go on about for a while - house painting. I’ll just start with the basic nuggets of advice and let everyone else chime in as they see fit.

What sheen are ya gonna go for? I myself prefer eggshell for a more subdued look, good in direct sunlight, though satin offers a higher level of ‘clean-ability’ should the need arise.

Remember that there is no such thing as a true ‘one coat’ paint. Brands like Behr and Valspar hawk ‘paint-and-primer-in-one’ products, but you’ll still need to apply additional coats especially with the colors in their lines that would be considered ‘saturated’ (e.g. ones in which the pigments going into the formula are predominantly synthetic ones like violet or magenta.)

If you are using a ‘deep’ color as such, I like to just skip the paint-and-primer-in-one combos and get a separate can of KILZ (there are like ten different varieties on the market but they’re all just different ‘dilutions’ of the same formula), and I ask to have a few drops of black pigment mixed in to make the primer grey.

[reply][reply]I’m busy for a few days and the whole board has apparently gone gay.

Bi, actually.
It’s not 1990 anymore.

I’m going to disappear again for a while painting my dining room. If any one is up for painting feel free to stop by… In the meantime can we please return to the usual level of dysfunction.

No.
But if you wanted to avoid such dysfunctional faggitry you could refrain from going on the threads where emo warriors vow to carry on butt hurt vendettas for 100 pages.[/reply]

I couldn’t be bothered reading the whole the thread. Due to the rampant emo-ness I quickly lose focus and start skipping around. I was curious (bi-curious? Oh my… now it may be affecting me.) what was up with everyone turning bi all of a sudden? Anyway carry on, I’ve got a dining room to paint.[/reply]

Totally gay post…

I couldn’t be bothered reading the whole the thread. Due to the rampant emo-ness I quickly lose focus and start skipping around.

There’s always that one guy on a thread . . . the guy that goes on a thread designed to create conflict, and tells everyone to stop the conflict . . . . whilst also asking what’s going on and claiming that he lost interest in the thread. He’ll of course also claim to have better things to do than continue commenting on the thread . . . before continuing to comment on the thread.

what was up with everyone turning bi all of a sudden?

I don’t think anyone all of a sudden just “turned” bisexual (it’s not 1990, after all).
EVERYONE with eyes and a brain could see that Olsen had been struggling with his sexuality, and we are glad to see that he has finally come out and, at least according to him, is at peace with his feelings.

Totally gay post…

Just because this post was ok with some other actual gay posts taking a nude picture of it and posting it on gay themed web sites does not make the post gay.

Well Goonar IS orthographically similar to that old chestnut “coofin,” so let’s go with it, I say.

I like the Takeshi Kitano avatar, watched Beyond Outrage a couple of weeks ago, not as good as the first one but still very good.

Totally gay post…

lol

[reply]Well Goonar IS orthographically similar to that old chestnut “coofin,” so let’s go with it, I say.

I like the Takeshi Kitano avatar, watched Beyond Outrage a couple of weeks ago, not as good as the first one but still very good.[/reply]

Oh yeah it’s difficult to top the original there…if you get a chance ‘Violent Cop’ is a great earlier work of his that’s heavy on the black humor. And ‘Sonatine’ is also very good if you want an unorthodox take on gangster drama.

The scene from which I grabbed the avatar features one of my favorite all-time contradictory statements: “I’m not disrespecting you, asshole!”

Since I didn’t bother to read the entire emo explosion, is the Cliff’s Notes version something along the lines that this is some sexual healing that turned into a lover’s quarrel?

No.
And I’m not sure why you think it is other people’s jobs to tell you what the threads are about that you don’t care for enough to read yourself.

Anyway, I honestly thought he’d finally had enough of the self-abuse and had gone away. But here he is . . . . once again throwing windmill punches like a dumb 4 year old with someone’s hand holding him back by his forehead.