Gunnar & Grmpy Inc.

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Can you even believe this shit could be real? I’m still spacing out some on what I’ve just read here? I’m flabbergasted to say the very least. I go away for some time, come back, and POW from the get go!

What do we have here when seemingly I’ve retired to the frying pan and out of the fire? Gunnar, giving his advice cruelly on what he deems to be cool? Are you kidding? Cool? Like a self styled Kill Em All Martyr ? Isn’t that a bit like Marilyn Manson giving advice on gospel relief? Or Gandhi selling sex? What a charlatan. Does anyone else here find that even remotely obnoxious?

Hey, I know - we can all just lie down and accept our fate from you, O Deemer Of What Is Acceptable. I mean AC DC, Twisted Sister, Quiet Riot, WASP and Motley Crue? Did you even leave out Iron Maiden, like you’ve done so before? Let’s follow your lead then shall we?

"Oh sorry folks, I must have skipped a beat whilst I was honking out abusive opinions and being intimidating. Hey yo, take that!! And you watch your step before you get flung! I’m out on the town and full of style but won’t win any new friends here. No worries. I take photos of myself. Hey, I may even go see King Diamond in the meantime, as if I really know what that means.

Being a true believer of King Diamond is more than just wearing a t shirt at the right time, my friend. But you’ll learn that soon enough. Just keep on dispensing what you don’t even know about Kanye and then you’ll be right.

Is this guy for real?

And his right hand man? Still there and still stirring the pot. Sniffing around at other dog’s assholes. “Hey Peligro, what makes you happy, dumkopf? As if you’d like things that we understand!! HA!! I bet you pull the wings off birds, you’re so mopey and belligerent. Go listen to some noise you hobo”

“Get a job ass!! All you do is mooch off society you whore!!”

Yeah nothing’s changed there. Ripping shreds off others for sport. Just looking at the threads he’s created and my mind drowns. Can’t help but make himself look bigger by making others look smaller.

“Hey, there’s someone over there that likes things I’ll never understand, so I’ll play him for sport and a laugh. Tally.”

Pretty typical wouldn’t you say? I guess you guys will soon wake up to all this puppet mastery. I’m sorry you can’t be able to see through this as I can. There’s a new sheriff and deputy in town and they aren’t going anywhere in a hurry so you’d better get used to their rules.

Rules, you ask. What gives?

  1. Don’t say anything against them, you’ll end up in high country.

  2. Don’t try and be too smart for them because jealousy’s a bitch, isn’t that right Grmpy?

  3. Take on something they love but quickly.

  4. Slash rulez - this is golden.

  5. Post pictures of your moon face and dress in a suit and tie and be sure to be doing something to make all laugh - like hold a falcon on your arm at a dinner function. You’ll be a ball !!

  6. If someone posts something about a band you dislike like Godflesh for instance then be sure to ignore the poster just so he knows he’s out of line.

So c’mon, Kanye is awesome y’all even though I don’t know his catalogue. C’mon Peligro, what makes you happy you’re an ignorant person not liking the “classics”. Hey you, Fox News is corrupt and here is the proof you dickwads!!! HA HA sick!! My hero is Michael Moore and so is Jello Biafra and RATM - suck a dick, fag!

And remember guys to always fail at business - Grmpy will be on your ass like flies on a cinnamon dick calling you a fascist and a liar with no morals!

Be at peace everyone else, I’m always here for more questions. C’mon we’re all better than this!

We’re not gonna take it?? I don’t think so.

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I guess we know why you disappeared for a year. You must have needed all that time to write that little “War and Peace” like novel right there. Seems like a good use of time.

Anyway, good to see you, Buddy. I’ll just assume that your thesis talks about how rad I am and is in no way a childish tantrum stemming from making yourself look rather silly last time you took it upon yourself to try and take down the bullies.

God bless you, my adorable little friend.

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Cinnamon dick??

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Hey, I may even go see King Diamond in the meantime, as if I really know what that means.

Being a true believer of King Diamond is more than just wearing a t shirt at the right time, my friend. But you’ll learn that soon enough.

Does the King speak to your dark soul? Has he told you I am unfit to be part of his “coven” of fans because I don’t have a cartoonish altar with a pentagram and a copy of LaVey’s Satanic Bible on it?

I thought I was just going to rock out at a metal show. I didn’t realize I was signing on for some secret society or something. Please tell me what I’m missing.

I don’t have a t-shirt, by the way. I did get a VIP fanclub jacket, though, which I gave away to a friend of mine. I thought I gave it away because it was ill-fitting and king of cheesy looking, but in retrospect, I can see that I felt unworthy to wear it because I was not a “true believer in King Diamond”.

Anyway, please . . . . tell us more about what it means to be a true believer in King Diamond. I’m sure I’m too much of a simple-minded troglodyte to understand, but I’ll try.

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Hey, remember when King Diamond was on the Love Boat? That was pretty awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UimX_j0O7dQ

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Hey, remember when King Diamond was on the Love Boat? That was pretty awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UimX_j0O7dQ

Gold, Jerry, gold!

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Cinnamon dick??

It’s an obscure cultural reference, so lemme explain -

Way back in the day, when the 2 Live Crew were big, they had plans to make a ‘dirty’ cover of the Neil Young classic “Cinnamon Girl,” with the title “Cinnamon Dick.”

Apparently they took it to their label, and the track was rejected on the grounds that people wouldn’t get the joke. So, instead Roy Orbison’s “Pretty Woman” was suggested to them as an alternative, and the rest is history.

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Hey, remember when King Diamond was on the Love Boat? That was pretty awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UimX_j0O7dQ

Wow, that is certainly a career highlight for Sonny Bono - right up there with his album of anti-psychedelic nightmare fuel, “Inner Views”

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Should somebody call somebone? He’s obviously off his drugs… Or maybe hes started taking new ones… Unprescribed ones.

Seriously, how sad is this little rant?
For someone so wealthy from his business savvy you’d think he’d be happier.

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That’s bullshit gunnar got top billing in the thread title.

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Be at peace everyone else, I’m always here for more questions. C’mon we’re all better than this!

We’re not gonna take it?? I don’t think so.

Olsen, do you find it even a little bit odd that whenever you craft one of your long winded, troop-rallying, Patton-esque, charge-into-battle, war cries that NO ONE jumps on board with you?

I mean, I know you said that more than 12 people left the board because of Grumpy and I, so that might be the cause. Are you preaching to the army which has already gone AWOL?

You remember the 12 people, right? You were going to provide us with that list, remember? That was right before you disappeared for 9 months . . . apparently to work on your stunning manifesto.

Anyway, good to see you.

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You know, if he were even the least bit creative he could go to the directory and find 12 people who made a couple posts and then never came back and pretend those were the 12. But hes not creative… Or even smart for that matter. Im not talking genius levels, im talking common sense waived bye bye to him long ago.
I kinda feel sorry for the guy. Its hard to believe he “saved” a lumber company with the wits he throws out here. Hell, use some of that wood money and go see a therapist to help yourself.
Seek help olson.

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You can ignore me all you like, but the fact remains. Your shit-reign is over. I’m sick of how you mock first and then forget later.

You tried to destroy yearsofdecay but I won’t suffer the same fate.

And you would be surprised Gunnar, at how many here are silently rooting for your demise.

But go off and listen to Iron maiden then if you can.

Off my drugs, Grmpy? Yeah, you’d just love to pigeonhole me as a failure wouldn’t you.

The Aussie contingent on this board are watching you two.

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My demise? Oh, woe is me!
What’s this Aussie contingent you speak of? Amlux and I have made our peace long ago and Peligro thinks I’m swell, as does Evil Dildo.

I guess all these silent enemies of mine are cowering in fear and won’t speak up? Doesn’t really make them much of a threat in a reality based solely on the words posted publicly now, does it?

You’d really come across a lot better if you’d just own the fact that you’re one angry dude who flails helplessly against two guys who you’ve been butt hurt by because they responded to your infantile tantrums in ways that highlight what a crybaby buffoon you are.

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Anyway, please . . . . tell us more about what it means to be a true believer in King Diamond. I’m sure I’m too much of a simple-minded troglodyte to understand, but I’ll try.

I’m feeling that this could go on longer than expected.

Did you know there’s someone else here that you least expect. you may think he likes you but rest assured he does NOT.

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[reply]Anyway, please . . . . tell us more about what it means to be a true believer in King Diamond. I’m sure I’m too much of a simple-minded troglodyte to understand, but I’ll try.

I’m feeling that this could go on longer than expected.
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Take as long as you need.
I really am interested to read your thoughts on the topic.

Did you know there’s someone else here that you least expect. you may think he likes you but rest assured he does NOT.

Someone I least expect?
Is it my dad? I thought he loved me unconditionally, but that would certainly be unexpected and crushing if I found out he had been lurking on Prongs and confessing to others that he couldn’t stand me.

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The suspense has just been ratcheted up tenfold on this thread!

Who will be revealed as Olsen’s mystery tag team partner in the upcoming Battle Royal against Prongs Wrestling League title-holders Grmpy and Gunnar (a.k.a. The Sunset Strip Express?)

Could it be Ric Flair? Sting? Diamond Dallas Page?!!

Order the pay-per-view now, fans!!!

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Yes, it is indeed very exciting.
I doubt he will reveal this mystery person, though. I’m sure there’s a very good reason. You know, he’s probably afraid of my wrath and whatnot, so . . . Olsen will probably end up telling us that he has to conceal this person’s identity for his own protection.

That’s fine, though. I don’t really like knowing about people that don’t like me. I prefer to assume that everyone loves me and thinks I’m awesome. I’m not a big fan of having my feelings hurt.

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What’s this Aussie contingent you speak of? Amlux and I have made our peace long ago and Peligro thinks I’m swell, as does Evil Dildo.

Hey, you forgot about me! I’m part of this “Aussie contingent” too I guess. Not sure what he means by “watching you”. Unless of course it’s something that I haven’t been included in.

I don’t interact with Gunnar much, but hold no grudges, so it’s not me that he’s referring to. Unless of course he’s delusional and thinks I’ve made some anti-Gunnar commentary.

Don’t mind Grmpy either, although while I was lurking here years ago he sorta rubbed me the wrong way at times. But he’s okay.

I’m a big King Diamond fan too, if that means anything. King Diamond fans should be united, not divided.

Surely?