Gunnar & Grmpy Inc.

Holy crap.
I found the thread where Olsen turned on me and everything went to Hell . . . .

It was on a Days of the New thread.
Yes, you read that right.

Anyway, it’s a pretty funny thread in its own right.
http://www.prongs.org/minfiles/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=109229;page=2;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;

HAHAHA I actually had tears I was laughing so hard. gary’s photoshop comment was the best!!

When did we become a corporation, Grumpy? I don’t even remember filing papers.

Holy crap.
I found the thread where Olsen turned on me and everything went to Hell . . . .

It was on a Days of the New thread.
Yes, you read that right.

Anyway, it’s a pretty funny thread in its own right.
http://www.prongs.org/minfiles/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=109229;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;guest=5300752

Some funny stuff in that thread…but it ended so sadly…

You know, I’d forgotten all about this silly feud until Olsen came back in here and dredged it all up again, and now it’s interrupting my discussion of Juggalos and Al’s drunken antics.

Voidhead sleeps with guys occasionally, right? Maybe he could go down and fuck some sense into Olsen.

You know, I’d forgotten all about this silly feud until Olsen came back in here and dredged it all up again, and now it’s interrupting my discussion of Juggalos and Al’s drunken antics.

Yes that is a tragic side effect of all this. I’m worried that next week’s National Juggalo Day will pass without us even properly celebrating it together as a Psychopathic Family.

Gays of the Nude.

I don’t know if that was irony or prophecy.

Either way, if they ain’t at the Gathering of The Juggalos it’s all meaningless anyway.

You know, I’d forgotten all about this silly feud until Olsen came back in here and dredged it all up again

I had forgotten too, but I guess I was too busy bullying people and forcing them to laugh at my hijinks and putting guns to their heads so they’ll say they love Twisted Sister to really notice.

I had forgotten too, but I guess I was too busy bullying people and forcing them to laugh at my hijinks and putting guns to their heads so they’ll say they love Twisted Sister to really notice.

Yes and speaking of the Gathering, Gunnar, it’s precisely because of these antics that I’m now suing you for emotional distress.

I was checking Prongs on my smartphone right before ICP’s performance last year; and your mean-spirited barbs at me caused me to burst into tears in front of all my Juggalo Homies. They proceeded to call me a ‘pussy’ and banished me from their most dope Ninja Tent, also refusing me access to the communal Faygo cooler.

I still have deep psychic scars from this turn of events.

I’m sure Gunnar mentioned his hatred for people who watch shows through their cell phones in some other thread. But I’m too lazy to look, and I thought this thread was more fitting anyways…

See below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SZiEFpC9Wg

King Diamond Dallas Page?!!

Order the pay-per-view now, fans!!!

…I’m just sayin…

I’m sure Gunnar mentioned his hatred for people who watch shows through their cell phones in some other thread. But I’m too lazy to look, and I thought this thread was more fitting anyways…

Oh, I remember that, it was a thread related to a Cocksure show. I probably also chimed in on the cel phone issue.

Although the Gathering is not a “show”…it is a religious service for the Juggalo faithful.

I have ranted about idiotic phone-watchers at shows many times. Yes, I hate them.

So, I guess Olsen is done again for now.
I’ll just relax another 9 months while he plans his next brutal assault. It should give me time to heal from the torment inflicted on me . . .

I reread the Days of the New thread. Funny stuff. Not sure why he got so bent out of shape about it. If anybody should’ve gotten butthurt, I would think it would’ve been Revco. He posted something about a band he liked, and then everybody proceeded to shit all over it. But he took it in stride.

Oh well, rinse and repeat. . .

I reread the Days of the New thread. Funny stuff. Not sure why he got so bent out of shape about it. If anybody should’ve gotten butthurt, I would think it would’ve been Revco. He posted something about a band he liked, and then everybody proceeded to shit all over it. But he took it in stride.

Oh well, rinse and repeat. . .

Yeah, it’s okay if people on this board don’t like DOTN. Tantric’s first cd was good too. [:P]

so, does he want you to pitch or catch?
I mean if you’re pitching you could just close your eyes and pretend it’s someone you want to be into rather than who you’re actually in…to

Go fuck yourself if you are going to stoop to those gutter tactics, ya big boob.

Peligro’s been nothing but a friend and a constant which is a lot more than I can say about you, you failed public services school teacher.

The most un-creative person on this whole forum is a school teacher - teaching the future adults of America. What do you teach them? How to stand up straight at the drive thru window - you loathsome cad.

kinda comes off like a girlfriend… oh, right.

Oh yeah, I’m somebody’s girlfriend. Right.

Honestly. At least Gunnar’s got some balls and some self respect, even though we don’t always see eye to eye.

But you? You’re just a human fungus - taking in more oxygen than we’ve got room for. But I suppose you serve some purpose. I mean somebody’s got to collect the trash.

Hey, here’s some food for thought - food stamps.

So, I guess Olsen is done again for now.
I’ll just relax another 9 months while he plans his next brutal assault.

Done for now? No. Nothing’s changed. You’re still the same and the general consensus is none the wiser. You speak as if you speak for everybody but you don’t. And therein lies your problem. There are no assaults but in your own mind. According to you, we all owe you something. Owe you what? Our allegiance? Ha!

Brother when you can give me ten reasons why you should still be here bleating the same old horn then perhaps I’ll subside. Until then, you don’t know your Iron Maidens from your Lizzie Bordens.

And ain’t that the truth.

So just keep on thinking like nothing’s about to happen and be done with it. A better name for you would be Goonar.

Go fuck yourself…

No way!! have you seen me? There’s no way I’m touching that.

…if you are going to stoop to those gutter tactics, ya big boob.

What do you mean “If?” of course I’m going to “Stoop” (kinda thought you’d be into that, you know, stooping) to gutter tactics. Did you think this place was P.F. Chang?

Peligro’s been nothing but a friend and a constant which is a lot more than I can say about you,

Yeah, we all read Peligro’s testimony. I think I’ve been pretty constant regarding you. Although, I was never here to be your friend, however telling you the harsh brutal truth about all the scabby thoughts from your diseased brain is probably the most friend-like shit I could do for you. Who else can tell you the truth if not your friends? You’re welcome. As usual, You’re just not strong enough to understand. one day sparky, one day!

you failed public services school teacher.

Oh that one hurt cause… well… cause… Actually, it didn’t. I care. [rolleyes]
At least you tried, I suppose, and it didn’t take you the full year to respond, right on!!

The most un-creative person on this whole forum is a school teacher

coming from a guy who thinks the fuzz on channel zero combined with a fax modem connecting the internet is creative. I’m so humiliated!!

  • teaching the future adults of America.

Well, no shit?! That’s the way age progression works. Who teaches future children?

What do you teach them?

I’d tell you but you wouldn’t understand it. it’s freshmen curriculum. light years beyond where you’re at.

How to stand up straight at the drive thru window -

Why would anyone teach that? you have to bend over to get the food out the window and make eye contact with the customer and take their money. Standing up straight just makes the driver look at your stomach. everyone starts with 100% except for you. impressive,

you loathsome cad.

Yeah, good one.

[reply]kinda comes off like a girlfriend… oh, right.

Oh yeah, I’m somebody’s girlfriend. Right.
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pretty sure you already admitted to that (at least part time) cause “it’s not the 90’s anymore.”

Honestly. At least Gunnar’s got some balls and some self respect, even though we don’t always see eye to eye.

Of course, not eye to eye. Probably, cause he’s got that “moon face” and, oh yeah, he thinks you’re stupid. Nice to see you’re thinking about his balls though.

But you? You’re just a human fungus - taking in more oxygen than we’ve got room for.

I’m killing the planet? stealing oxygen? oh, the humanity!! perhaps I can go get handies from the lady masseuses to up my social standing!!

But I suppose you serve some purpose. I mean somebody’s got to collect the trash.

wow, disparaging the people who clean up after you to try and insult me. you still have no clue.

Hey, here’s some food for thought - food stamps.

Why would you go on food stamps? your a successful businessman.

Brother when you can give me ten reasons why you should still be here bleating the same old horn then perhaps I’ll subside.

I don’t care if you subside. The only thing you’re accomplishing is making yourself look like an emo shitbag and alienating the rest of the board. If anything, it’s kind of entertaining to watch you punch concrete and cry that your knuckles hurt.

Until then, you don’t know your Iron Maidens from your Lizzie Bordens.

LIZZY Borden, actually.

So just keep on thinking like nothing’s about to happen and be done with it.

Huh?

A better name for you would be Goonar.

HAHA!!! Oh, man! You are so right! That would be a most appropriate name for me. You know . . . cause it’s like Gunnar except it’s spelled with “goon” because I’m a big stupid goon. That is gold, pure gold!

Feel free to call me Goonar. It is indeed a better name. God bless you.

I’m quite prepared to drag this out to 100 pages. Hope you’re able to go the distance. Or will you side saddle up with your friend Mr Grumpy Kotter, the dumbass “educator” and ride off into the distance, Horshack. Then maybe everyone can get some peace.

So let me know when you want to get off.

I’m here for the long run. How about you?

You’re used to gambling so it should be no problem.