This thread is pretty funny.
Where did all this come from?
I’m a big King Diamond fan too, if that means anything. King Diamond fans should be united, not divided.
Surely?
Hi, Ambulance! First off, I’m glad to hear you don’t hate me. You’ve always seemed like a good dude and I like ya, so it would have been weird to find out you hated me.
Anyway, the question I really wanted to ask you is . . . . Do you really know what it means to be true believer of King Diamond? If you do I’d really like to know.
Thanks, and best wishes!
I love lamp.
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This thread is pretty funny.
Where did all this come from?
It’s residual from about 9 months ago when Olsen decided to let me know what a big dumb doodoohead I was because I don’t like Godflesh and Merzbow and whatever other brilliant, but inaccessible artist he’s into. He was also sparring with Grumpy at the same time (that had already been ongoing).
Anyway, for some reason Olsen felt that posting pics of his chiseled and naked physique would be a good idea . . . . not realizing that in doing so he was revealing (by means of url tags) that his naked photos were taken from a gay porn site. He clarified for us, though, that he was definitely NOT gay and that his naked photos were taken by his gay friend that he had posed for and given permission to post to a gay porn site. See. Nothing gay at all.
It was quite the shitshow. I’ve never seen a guy so anxious to repeatedly come back to a site and whip out his dick so he could trip on it.
Anyway, I honestly thought he’d finally had enough of the self-abuse and had gone away. But here he is . . . . once again throwing windmill punches like a dumb 4 year old with someone’s hand holding him back by his forehead.
I remember that. He’s waited all this time to get upset about that? Wow.
I remember that. He’s waited all this time to get upset about that? Wow.
No, he’s been upset and stewing the whole time.
He just needed 9 months to collect his thoughts and put them to words.
Yeah, so? My buds did indeed take shots at me while I’m workin’ out at his holiday home. Both of us are nude but he’s gay and doesn’t mind. I’m bi and also like to be with him when the occasion arises. So it was like that on that particular day. So you have a problem with that kind of thing, more fool you.
Hey, wake up to yourself. It’s not 1990 anymore and being with your buddy just for kicks is no longer such a crime. We both like our physiques - so sue us.
Sure I let him post pics on tumblr but that’s not what got me so worked up. So you don’t like noise music but that’s not what got me so worked up.
Be a man not some kind of child-man. At least confess to what your intentions are.
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See, I’m not feeling any shame here. I mean, Gunnar, haven’t you been in a changing room before. Maybe you shower in your shorts and feel queer? It’s you who has the problem.
I keep on working at it.
LOUD NOISES!
I’m bi and also like to be with him when the occasion arises. So it was like that on that particular day. So you have a problem with that kind of thing, more fool you.
No, actually I NEVER had a problem with it. You did.
No one here (at least that I could see) EVER had a problem with your gayness of bi-ness or whatever kind of ness causes people to do naked gay stuff with other naked gay people. We just found it amusing that you were so clearly showing everyone your leanings and/or personal activities and then screaming about how NOT gay you were.
You’re bi. Okay. Well, now we’ve covered that topic.
Can we get back to King Diamond now?
See, I’m not feeling any shame here.
You should be.
Not about your body (you’re obviously in great shape) or about your bi-ness (that’s your own choice and I couldn’t care less).
But your silly behaviour . . . the way you come back attacking people and then cry when they respond to your idiotic jabs. You really should be ashamed of that. It’s embarassing for anyone. Even I feel embarassed for you, and you hate me. That should tell you how embarassed you should be.
I mean, Gunnar, haven’t you been in a changing room before. Maybe you shower in your shorts and feel queer? It’s you who has the problem.
Yes, Sir, I have been in a changing room.
No, I don’t feel the need to shower in my shorts. But I also don’t walk around flexing my buttcheeks or swinging my dong for everyone to admire. I change. I shower. I put on clothes. And I get the eff out.
I don’t take pictures of the naked people in the changing room, and I pray they don’t take pictures of me.
I keep on working at it.
You’re working on something.
Sure I let him post pics on tumblr but that’s not what got me so worked up. So you don’t like noise music but that’s not what got me so worked up.
Okay, then . . . are you going to tell us what got you so worked up? Or is this going to be another one of your suspenseful cliffhangers without an ending?
Be a man not some kind of child-man.
I’m not sure what your definition of man is, so I’d rather not agree to that without knowing what you mean.
At least confess to what your intentions are.
My intentions? Regarding YOU, or just the board in general? Either way, my intentions are really the same. I’m here to chat with some people about stuff that I find interesting. Throughout that, or in the absence of that, I’m going to have a few laughs. I’ll crack jokes that I find funny and some others might get a chuckle too. I like to make people laugh and I like to make people happy.
I also like to laugh AT people when they are too far up their own asses to see clearly. ESPECIALLY when such people come at me without provocation. You’ve done it several times now. Simply because (from the best of my ability to piece this all together)
1: I’m a simple guy who likes simple stuff that other simple people like. Some of the things I like are POPULAR (or at least they were 30 years ago, haha).
2: I like myself. Yes, I think I’m amusing. I like my jokes. I like my silly stories and stunts. Sometimes I like goofy photos of myself even. If I think sharing such material may bring joy to others, I do so.
But I don’t particularly care if there are a few sour pusses out there that think I’m a big dumb ape or that I’m not open minded to new or challenging ideas.
So my intentions will remain the same. I’m here, and I’m gonna have fun. Whether or not YOU are having a good time is not my concern. If I can’t have a good time along with you, I’ll have a good time in spite of you.
Just ignore him Gunnar. He’s trying to stir up shit because I’ve severed all ties with him in THE REAL WORLD.
First he comes on and pretends like there’s some sort of conspiracy going on behind the scenes and mentions my “name” several times in his opening post (obviously trying to make it seem like I’m unhappy with you guys).
He wants you to think that I’m in some way against you and Grmpy - obviously because he takes message board conversations more seriously than he takes real life.
He’s implying that an “Aussie” on the board bears a grudge against you. There aren’t too many of us on the board so who do you assume he might be referring to?
When that doesn’t work he stirs up waves to create a shitstorm for everyone else to have to endure.
I counted Olsen as a good friend once but recently things have taken a turn for the worse and his antics have driven me to draw a line in the sand. He knows what I’m referring to.
I’m happy to be civil to him on the board and even respond to his posts (if they remain rational) but he needs to sort some shit out about where he stands in THE REAL WORLD before I could conceive of calling him “friend” ever again.
So…that’s pretty much how that goes.
Anyway, Gunnar’s (and to a lesser extent Grmpy’s) posts give me a virtual boner (not in the “literal” sense) and couldn’t imagine this board continuing without either of them.
Thank you, Peligro.
Holy crap.
I found the thread where Olsen turned on me and everything went to Hell . . . .
It was on a Days of the New thread.
Yes, you read that right.
Anyway, it’s a pretty funny thread in its own right.
http://www.prongs.org/minfiles/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=109229;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;guest=5300752
This seems to be a place for airing of grievances and epic posts, so perhaps I’ll dole out some of my thoughts on the topics at hand.
Olsen, I don’t know you but you seem to be fixated on the aesthetic judgments of other Prongs fellows to an unhealthy degree, as most of your attacks have something to do with this.
Trying to objectively quantify and / or prove “superiority” in the comprehension of art is a road that leads nowhere, and usually pisses off far more people than it wins over. But, more importantly than this is the fact that people can have aesthetic tastes that personally disgust you, and they can still be ‘good’ people in every other significant aspect.
Most people I know are unlikely to crank up Iannis Xenakis’s UPIC compositions at crushing volume while lying in complete darkness. They’ll very likely pass if I ask them to watch some of Cristi Puiu’s 4-hour films with me, or go see a Teresa Margolles installation. Actually, most people I know are unlikely to even know who any of these people are.
And that’s fine, provided the people in question can exhibit respect, loyalty, adaptability to difficult circumstances, humor and a drive to keep improving in all possible ways. I just can’t afford to dismiss people who meet all those criteria but also think that, say, U2 are the greatest band in history. Had my own life circumstances been different - for example, had I had an idyllic happy childhood in which U2 was always playing during key joyful moments - I’d probably think like that rather than constantly seeking out music and art from some strange inverted universe.
So…though it may be too late in many cases, I urge you to stop flying into such a genocidal rage over these things you’ve hammered Grmpy / Gunnar / Chris Connelly etc. about.
You are wasting your time, Tomasz, my most loyal of brethren and keeper of the eternal flame of truth, justice and musical obscurities.
Olsen’s troubles go much deeper than that. And I think he is far from being “done” with either Grmpy or Gunnar, whom I believe he thinks have at some point robbed him of his “status” on this board.
A considerable amount of water will flow under the bridge before all this is sorted.
Olsen is pissed at me privately because I…well, let’s just say this: I’m not really into what he’s into. What’s he into, you may ask.
Take a good look at that photo of his. The answer is literally staring you in the face.
And Olsen doesn’t like it when I start friendships with other board members. Jealousy’s a bitch, eh Olsen??
Yeah, so? My buds did indeed take shots at me while I’m workin’ out at his holiday home. Both of us are nude but he’s gay and doesn’t mind. I’m bi and also like to be with him when the occasion arises. So it was like that on that particular day. So you have a problem with that kind of thing, more fool you.
This explains so much. you’ve been wrastling with your sexuality hating yourself for this long thinking everyone hates you for it when it’s you that hates you. Text book classic self loather. Nobody hates you cause your gay or bi or whatever. If anybody hates you it’s cause you act like an asshole. but I guess now we know why you act like an asshole.
Hey, wake up to yourself. It’s not 1990 anymore and being with your buddy just for kicks is no longer such a crime. We both like our physiques - so sue us.
Just who the hell are you trying to convince? us or yourself? don’t bother trying to convince us. I’m fairly certain nobody gives a fuck where you like to stick it.
Anyway, Gunnar’s (and to a lesser extent Grmpy’s) posts give me a virtual boner
Oh, What The Fuck is this?! shit on grmpy day? first I get second billing on the thread title. next ambulance confesses I used to [strike]chafe his cock[/strike] rub him the wrong way. and now “to a lesser extent” on the virtual boners. I’m starting to get it. [mad]
Olsen’s troubles go much deeper than that. And I think he is far from being “done” with either Grmpy or Gunnar, whom I believe he thinks have at some point robbed him of his “status” on this board
There’s status on this board? I know Gerda used to call me “king Smurf” but then again that was Gerda. and I always just assumed it was because I had the most posts.
Olsen is pissed at me privately because I…well, let’s just say this: I’m not really into what he’s into. What’s he into, you may ask.
Take a good look at that photo of his. The answer is literally staring you in the face.
Oh man, I just can’t stop myself from asking…
so, does he want you to pitch or catch?
I mean if you’re pitching you could just close your eyes and pretend it’s someone you want to be into rather than who you’re actually in…to
In all seriousness, though, sorry you lost your friend.
And Olsen doesn’t like it when I start friendships with other board members. Jealousy’s a bitch, eh Olsen??
kinda comes off like a girlfriend… oh, right.