I found it mildly amusing 100 or so times ago…now,not so much…
Yeah but this is a real person “she” has been here before.
I’m a real woman too.
But I’m hotter than this old hag, Toot.
Yeah but this is a real person “she” has been here before.
This is the internet,nothing is real…
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This is the internet,nothing is real…[/reply]
I believe EVERYTHING on the Internet.
Full blooded internet!!!
[reply]Yeah but this is a real person “she” has been here before.
This is the internet,nothing is real…[/reply]
Its all real i took the red pill
While you’re here, what do those steam douches feel like?
They remind me of Icelandic geysers, which as we know are powered by magical subterranean elves.
The experience is truly exhilarating and I want to share this journey with others. It’s inspired me to make a new line of chemical-free bath and body products…you heard it here first!
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This is the internet,nothing is real…[/reply]
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Speaking of Keanu has anyone seen the flick he is in called John Wick? There is really not much plot…some Russian mobsters kill his dog and steal his car and he spends the rest of the movie murdering everyone involved and then some(of course he is a former CIA Op…it’s a big dumb movie but god damn I found it entertaining…Keanu was great playing the hardcore action hero…it was god stylized action flick…
John Wick was great.
Yeah it was mindless entertainment. Because i am such a fam of taken i think liam neeson wouldve been a been better casting decision
Yeah Liam is cool but I feel like he has played that character in his last 6 movies(and I’m not just talking about The Taken series)…I thought it was refreshing to see Keanu in that type of role…
John Wick is on my list to see, and just so I can stare at Keanu being a badass. I can’t believe he’s 50 though.
And Liam Neeson? No way. The dude is good but wrong role, (she says not yet having seen the film).
John Wick is on my list to see, and just so I can stare at Keanu being a badass. I can’t believe he’s 50 though.
He is quite dreamy, isn’t he?
[reply]John Wick is on my list to see, and just so I can stare at Keanu being a badass. I can’t believe he’s 50 though.
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A former ladyfriend once predicted, around the time of ‘Little Buddha,’ that Keanu would be chosen to cinematically portray Jesus Christ before his career ended.
Said person has so far had frightening powers of prophecy, so I’m still eagerly anticipating this turn of events. Even though he’s 50, as you say.
Would be especially awesome if Keanu completely reverts to his early 90s dude-speak for the role, and then mixes it up with King James Version bible quotes.
“Whoa, like Father! Why hast thou like totally forsaken me? That was most heinous.”
“Whoa, like Father! Why hast thou like totally forsaken me? That was most heinous.”
“Dude, check it. Like, the King is totally gonna answer and he’s gonna be all like, ‘as ye have done it unto the least of these my bros, ye have done it unto me.’ RADICAL!”
- Matthew 25:40, New Keanu Version
…and sadly this may not be too off the mark, I do remember past bookstore days of pricing bibles for ‘teens’ that were given some hip ephemeral name that wasn’t actually ‘the bible,’ and had zippy slang translations of New Testament versifyin’.
…and sadly this may not be too off the mark, I do remember past bookstore days of pricing bibles for ‘teens’ that were given some hip ephemeral name that wasn’t actually ‘the bible,’ and had zippy slang translations of New Testament versifyin’.
This became popular first in the 60’s, I believe, when they started doing “Living Bibles” which were written more in plain English prose than verse type “poetry” and such. It loses a lot of the beauty in its cadence and feel, but I can understand the goal to make it more accessible. And, yeah, you’re right, that a lot of these translations were given cool non-bible names like, “The Way” and so forth.
I never had one, but I had either heard or read about a version called “The Cottonpatch Bible”, I think, which was kind of done in Southern hick Pidgin English . . . I can’t remember if it was white or black type vernacular (that sounds like a rather racist query) but I got the sense that it was the “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” of bibles.
I’ll have to look that one up.
But a New Keanu Version . . . . yeah, I’d get one.
WHOA!!! It’s even wilder than I remember. They “modernized” it too, changing clothes and food and place names to make it all more “relatable”, I guess.
Joseph and Mary fleeing King Herod with Baby Jesus . . .
After they had checked out, the Lord’s messenger made connection with Joseph in a dream and said, “Get moving, and take your wife and baby and highball it to Mexico.” – Matthew 2:13
John the Baptist . . .
This guy John was dressed in blue jeans and a leather jacket, and he was living on corn bread and collard greens. Folks were coming to him from Atlanta and all over north Georgia and the backwater of the Chattahoochee. And as they owned up to their crooked ways, he dipped them in the Chattahoochee. – Matthew 3:4-6
Parable of the Wine Skins . . .
Nor do people put new tubes in old, bald tires. If they do the tires will blow out, and the tubes will be ruined and the tires will be torn up. But they put new tubes in new tires and both give good mileage. – Matthew 9:17