I killed boners?
I killed boners?
Yes. The pic you used a few years back showed a decent looking young gal (albeit on a vomit-inducing sofa) and a bunch of Prongers were getting all sexed up thinking there was an actual lady in the group.
But then you had to switch and use some photo of this 70 year old hag. I’m just saying . . . it’s kind of a Crying Game moment, ya dig?
I can provide you with my birth certificate if you’d like.
Posting a random picture of an old lady with a birth certificate doesn’t really prove a whole lot, Peligro.
[reply]I can provide you with my birth certificate if you’d like.
Posting a random picture of an old lady with a birth certificate doesn’t really prove a whole lot, Peligro.[/reply]
Bahahahaha! Now I’m speechless.
Look, I have NFI what is going on with this whole Peligro nonsense. I am not him, nor am I any of his alter egos.
[reply][reply]I can provide you with my birth certificate if you’d like.
Posting a random picture of an old lady with a birth certificate doesn’t really prove a whole lot, Peligro.[/reply]
Bahahahaha! Now I’m speechless.
Look, I have NFI what is going on with this whole Peligro nonsense. I am not him, nor am I any of his alter egos.[/reply]
Why do you have an American birth certificate?
You used to be Australian . . .
Come on, Peligro.
Just stop. It’s embarassing.
Come on, Peligro.
Just stop. It’s embarassing.
It’s only embarrassing how invested you are in this.
I have one account here.
It’s hardly an investment.
You’re the one that offered a birth certificate (still yet to actually produce one, of course).
Look, I have NFI what is going on with this whole Peligro nonsense. I am not him, nor am I any of his alter egos.
if You have “NFI” about this “Peligro nonsense” then how did you know he was posting as half the board? so it would seem you have SFI about this Peligro nonsense, even though you weren’t here when he was found guilty of 46,987 members on this board.
and seriously, where did you find that picture? that ain’t you. unless you gave your eyebrows a haircut. and that birth cert. was that written on parchment?
Since it’s loosely on topic, I’d like to confess to you all that I am actually Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes, “the” Gwyneth Paltrow.
I’ve been trying to secure a part in an upcoming film in which I play a hack author who listens to too much Coil, lives in seclusion in some unfashionable part of the U.S. midwest, and communicates telepathically with a German Shepherd named Baron Lucius von Toffee-Nose. It’s kind of a love story with a psychological sci-fi / horror twist. Gaspar Noe has been tapped to direct, but don’t quote me on it.
Playing “Tomasz” has given me that extra push that I think I need to land the role, and I want to thank all of you for the confidence you’ve instilled in me. You won’t be forgotten, ever!
Since it’s loosely on topic, I’d like to confess to you all that I am actually Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes, “the” Gwyneth Paltrow.
I’ve been trying to secure a part in an upcoming film in which I play a hack author who listens to too much Coil, lives in seclusion in some unfashionable part of the U.S. midwest, and communicates telepathically with a German Shepherd named Baron Lucius von Toffee-Nose. It’s kind of a love story with a psychological sci-fi / horror twist. Gaspar Noe has been tapped to direct, but don’t quote me on it.
Playing “Tomasz” has given me that extra push that I think I need to land the role, and I want to thank all of you for the confidence you’ve instilled in me. You won’t be forgotten, ever!
I don’t think you’re telling the truth. post a picture of you holding your birth certificate [:)]
The last 3 years have been very hard on our dear gal, Toot, apparently. She appears to have aged about 40 years in that time.
Since it’s loosely on topic, I’d like to confess to you all that I am actually Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes, “the” Gwyneth Paltrow.
I’ve been trying to secure a part in an upcoming film in which I play a hack author who listens to too much Coil, lives in seclusion in some unfashionable part of the U.S. midwest, and communicates telepathically with a German Shepherd named Baron Lucius von Toffee-Nose. It’s kind of a love story with a psychological sci-fi / horror twist. Gaspar Noe has been tapped to direct, but don’t quote me on it.
Playing “Tomasz” has given me that extra push that I think I need to land the role, and I want to thank all of you for the confidence you’ve instilled in me. You won’t be forgotten, ever!
While you’re here, what do those steam douches feel like?
Grumpy, it’s called a google image search.
So boring.
This is as boring, or more, than all that Big Mama bullshit from a while back.
Fucking lame.
Grumpy, it’s called a google image search.
OMG 4 REELZ???!!!
bcuz I totes thot you were lyk realzies.
So boring.
This is as boring, or more, than all that Big Mama bullshit from a while back.
Fucking lame.
Now come on, Big Mama Bullshit sounds much more fun than this.
Now come on, Big Mama Bullshit sounds much more fun than this.
Yes. She was.
You should try being fun like her.
Trying to NOT be Peligro just ain’t working out too well right now.
Calm your farm dude, seriously.
So boring.
This is as boring, or more, than all that Big Mama bullshit from a while back.
Fucking lame.
agreed…
I quite enjoy these little episodes, actually. Peligro coming back in various “disguises” cracks me up. It’s so refreshingly naive and innocent. It reminds me of the old episodes of “Little Rascals” when they would climb 3-high on each others’ shoulders and then drape a trench coat over and put a mustache on the top guy who would try to speak in a gruff deep voice as he attempted to buy movie tickets or something.
I love his Wile E. Coyote persistence too. It’s quite admirable. If only he could channel that devotion and creativity . . .