Guess who's back?

[reply]WHOA!!! It’s even wilder than I remember. They “modernized” it too, changing clothes and food and place names to make it all more “relatable”, I guess.

Joseph and Mary fleeing King Herod with Baby Jesus . . .
After they had checked out, the Lord’s messenger made connection with Joseph in a dream and said, “Get moving, and take your wife and baby and highball it to Mexico.” – Matthew 2:13

John the Baptist . . .
This guy John was dressed in blue jeans and a leather jacket, and he was living on corn bread and collard greens. Folks were coming to him from Atlanta and all over north Georgia and the backwater of the Chattahoochee. And as they owned up to their crooked ways, he dipped them in the Chattahoochee. – Matthew 3:4-6

Parable of the Wine Skins . . .
Nor do people put new tubes in old, bald tires. If they do the tires will blow out, and the tubes will be ruined and the tires will be torn up. But they put new tubes in new tires and both give good mileage. – Matthew 9:17

Nice. Words to live by. Sign me up for the Jesus.[/reply]

8 year olds,dude…

John Wick was excellent, as was taken, the European release anyway, which was uncut. Taken 2 was awful, and Taken 3 was a total piece of shit that i’m amazed Luc Besson had the balls to release. He should be ashamed of himself, and stop hiring Olivier Megaton to direct his films. The man cannot direct coherent action to save his life.

[reply]I hate this.

You hate that I’m back?! [:(] Dude, you were the coolest.[/reply]

No. I don’t hate that anyone is back. (Give or take myself lolol)

What I hate is that I invested a great deal of camaraderie and emotion into this board only for half the board to be the same guy and for the other half of the board having some weird witch hunt for his possible aliases.

It pisses me off. It pisses me off more because I’ve had personal correspondence with a few people who were prolly the same dude, and honestly, that really bugs the fuck out of me.

Prongs has been one of my favorite hangouts on the 'net for the past eight (!) years now, even with all the crazy shenanigans its denizens get into. And yeah, there’s been some crazy ones, but the whole ongoing Peligro/Amlux/Ambulance/??? (there’s more, for sure, and there’s two in particular I’m ~95% positive about, but I don’t wanna throw more torches and pitchforks into the mix than there already are) fiasco is pretty close to the worst thing to happen to this board.

This board is small, relatively obscure, and really intimate when you get down to it. Many people here at Prongs have managed to make/keep friendships IRL thanks to this board. It’s pretty awesome. Who would have thought I’d make lasting friendships from some forum dedicated to a band no one goddamn likes anymore?

I took a hiatus from all music/games boards I was on to pursue other things. When I said “fuck it, I wonder what the Prongers are up to,” logged on for the first time in over a year, and found myself in a retarded conspiracy theory, I got mad.

I’m mad at the many faces of Peligro for being bored/mentally imbalanced and using Prongs as a place to dick off/be mentaly imbalanced/talk to himself. I’m mad at everyone for making a big deal out of it/accusing me of being goddamn Australian lol/encouraging mental instability. And I’m pissed the hell off at myself for simply being pissed off at all of this.

Prongs is a cool place full of cool people. Sometimes those people and their aliases fuckin’ bug me, dawg. Maybe I’m thinking too deeply about all this or taking it all too far up the metaphysical ass. I dunno. I’m angry because I genuinely believe that at least five people on this board are the same person, and I genuinely want to be proven wrong.

I am a big gay idiot, I guess.

I hate this.

Cheers, Brother!
I, for one, am glad you’re back.
I am also glad you are definitely NOT Australian.

[reply][reply]I hate this.

You hate that I’m back?! [:(] Dude, you were the coolest.[/reply]

No. I don’t hate that anyone is back. (Give or take myself lolol)

What I hate is that I invested a great deal of camaraderie and emotion into this board only for half the board to be the same guy and for the other half of the board having some weird witch hunt for his possible aliases.

It pisses me off. It pisses me off more because I’ve had personal correspondence with a few people who were prolly the same dude, and honestly, that really bugs the fuck out of me.

Prongs has been one of my favorite hangouts on the 'net for the past eight (!) years now, even with all the crazy shenanigans its denizens get into. And yeah, there’s been some crazy ones, but the whole ongoing Peligro/Amlux/Ambulance/??? (there’s more, for sure, and there’s two in particular I’m ~95% positive about, but I don’t wanna throw more torches and pitchforks into the mix than there already are) fiasco is pretty close to the worst thing to happen to this board.

This board is small, relatively obscure, and really intimate when you get down to it. Many people here at Prongs have managed to make/keep friendships IRL thanks to this board. It’s pretty awesome. Who would have thought I’d make lasting friendships from some forum dedicated to a band no one goddamn likes anymore?

I took a hiatus from all music/games boards I was on to pursue other things. When I said “fuck it, I wonder what the Prongers are up to,” logged on for the first time in over a year, and found myself in a retarded conspiracy theory, I got mad.

I’m mad at the many faces of Peligro for being bored/mentally imbalanced and using Prongs as a place to dick off/be mentaly imbalanced/talk to himself. I’m mad at everyone for making a big deal out of it/accusing me of being goddamn Australian lol/encouraging mental instability. And I’m pissed the hell off at myself for simply being pissed off at all of this.

Prongs is a cool place full of cool people. Sometimes those people and their aliases fuckin’ bug me, dawg. Maybe I’m thinking too deeply about all this or taking it all too far up the metaphysical ass. I dunno. I’m angry because I genuinely believe that at least five people on this board are the same person, and I genuinely want to be proven wrong.

I am a big gay idiot, I guess.

I hate this.[/reply]

I’d say it’s less a case of people having a witch hunt and more about people being bored and fatigued with it…but that’s just me…that’s what I see for the percentage who aren’t playing the little game…

It ain’t a witch hunt for me.
I just find his persistence to be funny.
He’s like the Wile E. Coyote of internet trolls.
I honestly gave the dude mad props when he confessed (to one of his accounts) as I thought his schtick was brilliant.

But it all came down like a house of cards after that. I just get a kick out of him insisting that all his other fake accounts are real and trying to use them as alibis for each other.

It’s like a really clumsy version of SPY vs. SPY.

This board is small, relatively obscure, and really intimate when you get down to it. Many people here at Prongs have managed to make/keep friendships IRL thanks to this board. It’s pretty awesome. Who would have thought I’d make lasting friendships from some forum dedicated to a band no one goddamn likes anymore?

That’s the poetry and magic of it, definitely - which is why I hang out here instead of certain boards where I’d maybe have “more in common” with everybody, yet I’d simply be indistinguishable from the rest of the community and nobody’d ever learn anything from me, or vice versa.

I have one account here.
It’s hardly an investment.

You’re the one that offered a birth certificate (still yet to actually produce one, of course).

This is awesome. The shit I’ve managed to pull off here is beyond anything I ever thought it would be. For all those years, playing board member off against board member. And now nobody knows who is who and what if anything is real. Took YEARS to pull off but pull it off I did. Watching you stew over “issues” from board members who weren’t even real. HA!! Especially The Smrf. Watching him get all hot under the collar and trying to tear apart a meaningless nothing and watching his ego grow in the process.

Hey, Gunnar, come and find me at my REAL board. The one where I only have ONE account and am a true friend and comrade to all and sundry.

http://nwnprod.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2&sid=328b2bd1f97a8ae8593d060444af0924

Come and join in Gunnar. We’d all love to hear yr thoughts and introspective input on any number of (gulp) musical topics. You have such knowledge to impart!! See if you can guess which board member I am there. Betcha can’t!!!

P.S Oh yeah, I’m not Toot. Or maybe I am. You’ll never know. HA!!!

[laugh]

And over and out…!

[image]http://southernfm.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Forrister-jenot-88.3-Southern-FM-promo-pic.jpg[/image]

P.S Oh yeah, I’m not Toot. Or maybe I am. You’ll never know. HA!!!

Actually, you are.
So, yeah, we know.

And now that you have no more falsies that haven’t been exposed here, you want us to go over to some other board to play “Where’s Waldo?” No thanks, Lady.

And over and out…!

Promise?

Especially The Smrf. Watching him get all hot under the collar and trying to tear apart a meaningless nothing and watching his ego grow in the process.

Uhhhh, I wouldn’t peacock so proudly, Dude.
I’ve known Smurf for about 5 or 6 years now, and he knew just about every one of your silly fake accounts from day one, as he had told me.

I told him he was just being a conspiracy theorist with an over active and paranoid imagination, but he didn’t care. Turns out he was right all along.

I’m really not sure what you’re celebrating, unless you’re truly proud of looking like a dick.

And now nobody knows who is who and what if anything is real.

Oh, man and the Internet was so honest before. Damn, peligro broke the Internet. Way to go jerk face, now I can’t trust that people are honest when they say who they are on the internets. What a dick.

Took YEARS to pull off but pull it off I did.

No you didn’t, I called out your bullshit very early on. Like 10 years or so ago. I mean, you’re so clever and crafty, Is what I meant to write right there.

Watching you stew over “issues” from board members who weren’t even real. HA!! Especially The Smrf.

I don’t much care for stew. It’s a stewpid name and thick soup. Either way, yucky

Watching him get all hot under the collar and trying to tear apart a meaningless nothing and watching his ego grow in the process.

having a guy knock down your bullshit posts, because that’s what he likes to do on the Internet anyway, is your masterpiece of accomplishment? Goddamn you have a low bar. Lol

“Hey everybody I posted that ‘Slash rules’ thread so that Daniel here would come on and get all pious about rake on cement ‘music’ with trash can lid symbols and rant about the banality of music with melodys. aren’t I crafty?”

Hey, Gunnar, come and find me at my REAL board. The one where I only have ONE account and am a true friend and comrade to all and sundry.

http://nwnprod.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2&sid=328b2bd1f97a8ae8593d060444af0924

Nobody cares, doofus. Least of all Gunnar. You’re a joke, somebody that is to be mocked. We laugh at you here and forget about you when we’re not logged in. You on the other hand think about this place “for years.” just sad, really.

What a fulfilling life you must lead, lurking on the message boards of niche bands only a few people care about, wasting your life trying to confuse people who don’t give a shit anyway. Amazing stuff, i can only dream about being that cool.

Bitch please, you are not me, and I think your idiotic attempt at ‘Catfishing’ everyone is sad.

Bitch please, you are not me, and I think your idiotic attempt at ‘Catfishing’ everyone is sad.

Who are you talking to, Peligro?

so Toot is the Australian Jenner?

I guess so.
A little more confused, though.

“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”

Yes I’m talking to Peligro. My (very limited) understanding of the situation is that he’s run some multiple account thing for years and he thinks he’s incredibly witty and charming and is all ‘Ha ha I fooled you all in to think I’m a decent person when really I’m not’.

I really wouldn’t be bothering to even defend myself if he wasn’t such a douchebag. I’m not at all interested in being connected to him.