Guess who's back?

So, where ya’ been toot? what ya’ been doing? Fill us in on the long absence.

So Toot is Peligro too?

So Toot is Peligro too?

Well . . . she told us long ago that “she” was Australian. But I’m sure, after 2 years of silence, she just coincidentally showed up trailing Peligro’s threads after most of his other fake accounts had been compromised.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Not really.

I hate this.

I hate this.

You hate that I’m back?! [:(] Dude, you were the coolest.

The multiple accounts thing is soooooooo 2013…

Boring and played out…

Is Peligro my mom too? … [:(]

I’m not Peligro. I’m basically everything he hates.

I’m not Peligro. I’m basically everything he hates.

Hi, Grumpy!

I can provide you with my birth certificate if you’d like.

I can provide you with my birth certificate if you’d like.

Yes, thank you.
I would like that.

[reply]I’m not Peligro. I’m basically everything he hates.

Hi, Grumpy![/reply]
Hahahahahahahaha. Yeah he seems to have grown tired of you and has now started doing tantrums at me now again

I can provide you with my birth certificate if you’d like.

Hey post a pic of yourself in the pics thread too that way we know you didnt fake the birth cert! [laugh]

[reply][reply]I’m not Peligro. I’m basically everything he hates.

Hi, Grumpy![/reply]
Hahahahahahahaha. Yeah he seems to have grown tired of you and has now started doing tantrums at me now again[/reply]

Wheww!!! What a relief. I don’t know how many more jabs at me for loving Twisted Sister, AC/DC, and all things boring and mainstream I could take. Words hurt, you know. I just want to live in a world where one day bourgeois Dockers-wearing drones like me can sit at the same table and share our Gogurt and Fun Fruits with the black metal lumber mill owners.

I just want to live in a world where one day bourgeois Dockers-wearing drones like me can sit at the same table and share our Gogurt and Fun Fruits with the black metal lumber mill owners.

I needed that. Thanks. [laugh]

[reply]I can provide you with my birth certificate if you’d like.

Hey post a pic of yourself in the pics thread too that way we know you didnt fake the birth cert! [laugh][/reply]

On your couch, of course.

http://s14.postimg.org/bqnvvjwbl/image.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Speechless.

Nice one, “Toot”.
You do know, I hope, that there will be a class action suit against you on behalf of all the boners you killed.