XXXTREME GOTHIC METAL ART is a community of artists specializing in xxxtreme gothic metal art.
While the site serves as a gallery to showcase the talents of today’s most xxxtreme metal gothic artists, it is also a virtual store! Everything you see on the page is for sale!
Thank you for supporting the xxxtreme metal gothic art underground!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1554984048071974/
Custom made xxxtreme Ministry key-holder and belt buckle!
$69.69 each. Shipping Xxxcluded.
That is some hard core art.
Would you consider putting together a bundle? Like a christmas themed bundle?
Christmas bundles are fucking hard core.
I’m so goth I:
Don’t even care.
Cut myself while reading this post
Wore an Alien Sex Fiend t-shirt while cutting myself while reading this post.
Spent yesterday afternoon staring out the window at the rain.
Smoke a pack of cigarettes a day while sitting cross legged at a bus shelter even though I’m not waiting for a bus so when the bus actually pulls up I just stare at the driver until he shuts the door and drives off. Then I light up another cigarette.
Phoned a friend to talk to them about the rain before realizing that I’m too angsty to have friends.
Never even read this post because I’m too angsty and don’t even care.
Secretly don’t even know who Bauhaus are but pretend to so that I will appear to be all underground and angry and shit. Not to mention angsty.
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Good idea, Acid! I think some XXXtreme Gothic Metal XXXmas Bundles would really kick things up a notch. I’ll see if I can find a Santa hat to work with.
If you make it a Nightmare Before Christmas santa hat it’ll be exxxtra goth.
Gunnar… fair question, do you have insomnia?
Gunnar… fair question, do you have insomnia?
Might be time to resurrect the Ask Gunnar thread…
How many times have you tried to serve your xxxtreme gothic metal friends salad and get called a sissyfag because you have a gay ass regular salad bowl? Like a million times, right? Well, it doesn’t have to be that way anymore! The Ministry xxxtreme salad set is the perfect accessory for any xxxtreme fan of xxxtreme metal and/or salad! Serving spoon not included.
Gunnar… fair question, do you have insomnia?
No. I’m a workaholic.
There’s just no time to sleep when I’m constantly creating xxxtreme art.
Thank you for your concern, though, and also for supporting the xxxtreme gothic metal art community.
Authentic Ministry Viking War Helmet (just like Al wore!).
Do you want to look like Al Jourgensen from the rock band, Ministry? Of course you do! Now you can own this one of a kind piece. It even has a SPIKE on it!
(Serious inquiries only, please!)
Xxxtreme Gothic Metal Business Tie! This is the perfect gift for any xxxtreme businessman who wants to maintain the proper corporate dress code while still saying, “F**k you!” to corporate apparel!
Released as a limited edition item in expectation of the new Coal Chamber/ Al Jourgensen CD!
Let Al knock 'em dead with xxxtreme music while you focus on being xxxtrelely handsome!
(Professional fashion model NOT included).
I don’t do facebook.
I’m pasting up some of my xxxtreme creations here now, so even people who are not xxxtreme enough for Facebook can still enjoy the art or buy some pieces if you are interested.
More great xxxtreme gothic metal art on the way.
Thank you all for your support of the xxxtreme gothic metal arts.
“Wait, hold on a second! I’ll finish this post just as soon as I finish taking this xxxtreme phone call from Al F**king Jourgensen! My Xxxtreme Gothic Metal Ministry Cell Phone is ringing”.
That could be YOU uttering such an xxxtreme excuse if you buy this xxxtreme cell phone case. Only $666.00.
(Blackberry models only. Sorry.)
Gunnar, you have done us all proud and put your art school education to good use.
I’ve seen a lot of good art in this genre, but only true masters of the craft can actually reach the level of skill where they take an excellent piece of metalworking and make it appear like it’s merely the lid from a common can of Starkist tuna! Ditto for the keychain, and how it’s almost indistinguishable from a piece of clumsily shaped aluminum foil…and the painstaking etching job which confers the illusion of being nothing more than Sharpie marker; pure brilliance!
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we stand in the company of a creative giant!!!
Hi, Everyone!
Let me take a moment to address something. I’ve gotten 100’s of messages from people asking if the helmet I’m wearing is the original helmet that Al Jourgensen wore in “Sphinctour” and “FIX”.
I’m sorry if I wasn’t clear earlier, but, no. The helmet I made is a replica helmet inspired by Al’s own helmet, but it is not the actual one from the movies. The confusion is understandable, though, so I’m sorry.
“Wait, hold on a second! I’ll finish this post just as soon as I finish taking this xxxtreme phone call from Al F**king Jourgensen! My Xxxtreme Gothic Metal Ministry Cell Phone is ringing”.
That could be YOU uttering such an xxxtreme excuse if you buy this xxxtreme cell phone case. Only $666.00.
(Blackberry models only. Sorry.)
Blackberry!
As a side note, that’s the funniest facebook group ever.
Have you been trying desperately to capture that edgy Ministry attitude, but can’t quite seem to catch it? Well, the only truth I know IS THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES! Yep, authentic Stigmata sunglasses are here. Guaranteed to block out 100% UV Rays and all kinds of other Rays (and Reys) too.
$425.00 Firm.
This stuff is so XXXtreme it should be called XXXXXtreme…this will break the internet…