d00d!!! you should market this!!
This whole thread is comedy gold, hahaha, you’ve been a busy man! It’s sure to rake in the dollars though.
kewl!
Haha, nice work.
I wouldn’t mind seeing some metal dreads…
Haha! Excellent idea,
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Hahahahaha!
You look like one of those fat opera singers, but you have a cowboy hat instead of a Viking helmet.
Gunnar naps like his wife’s cat.
I was in dire need of some serious comic relief.
Thanks for the tin foil hats, belt buckles, key fobs, etc.; I laughed my arse off.
I don’t quite get the cat/nap reference, but I’m glad you like my XXXtreme Gothic Metal Art, Mooney!
Do an “Exxxtreme Metal” Ministry condom!!
Make it out of tinfoil. And then model it for us so we get the gyst.
I swear it will be better than Olsen’s buttcheeks.
And you will see 2014 out in style.
I don’t quite get the cat/nap reference, but I’m glad you like my XXXtreme Gothic Metal Art, Mooney!
Cats nap around the clock, never really sleeping a full 8 to 10 hours like humans. They have wild bursts of energy where they zip around their domain, hunt down some food, play a few games, take care of some kitty business, get some attention/a massage, and then go back to napping. Rinse repeat.
The helmet did it.
I think I could be a pretty good cat.
Nice dreadloxxx!
Perhaps you could setup a little merch booth at the upcoming Ministry show?
ROCK OUT WITH YER COCK OUT!
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^ That’s ingenious! You should also do an Eerie Load Remixxx version where the cock comes concealed with extra padding
HAHA!! I’ll just wrap a tuna can.
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That’s very goth.
Also looks like it might be good for when you’re fighting fascists.
I have tears in my eyes from laughter right now. [laugh]
(and a flashback to the picture of the tag in my work boot)