to senor jizz, (as a footnote) i don’t deal with assholes" politely". male female transgendered or otherwise. i deal with respect, on an infinitely polite plane. ain’t hard to do. especially if you know your own worth.i detect that you sir jizz are on the same page. end of story.
now when’s the bbq to use the great one’s dreads to skewer the meat and throw 'em on the grill?
Hopefully your polite disregard for Al’s dingle will have no severe consequences later in life. I guess he will have to find other buttcheeks to spread in order to find a place for his cherished holy penis.
Suggestions?
i don’t think his holy wee wee still works… remember the whole intro to the old warners site about junkies not getting an erection or whatever during the FABulous DSOTS days?
then again i’ve known junkies who’ve run out of vains and actually went for the big purple vain… ech
senor jizz, you’re a fine one. amen. (and when’s the bbq…?)
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Bring along with sypathy for him to sign… that’ll probably get him going
That wuz funny as fuck. You should also bring The Last Sucker and smash TLS in front of his face and give With Sympathy a big wet kiss.[laugh]
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Dude. Fuckin’ DO IT. [laugh][laugh][laugh]
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Hopefully your polite disregard for Al’s dingle will have no severe consequences later in life. I guess he will have to find other buttcheeks to spread in order to find a place for his cherished holy penis.
Suggestions?
i don’t think his holy wee wee still works… remember the whole intro to the old warners site about junkies not getting an erection or whatever during the FABulous DSOTS days?
then again i’ve known junkies who’ve run out of vains and actually went for the big purple vain… ech
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Another prick in the prick? OWCH…[unimpressed]
Must feel a little something like this…
[url “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjOKCMa15I”]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjOKCMa15I
that’s pretty hilarious., although i’m not sure why.
I remember an interview with Al where he was asked if he’d had homosexual releations or something along those lines…anyway he replied “yeah that’d probably be the time i jumped into bed with another guy…”
I can’t remember where i read the interview but i definately read it…anyway everyone knows all the cool rockstars have at least one homosexual experience.
the cool rockstars get the job done.
(and what they do to get there is not my business).
I guess that makes Elton John the ultimate rockstar.
I guess that makes Elton John the ultimate rockstar.
I could get behind that (No Pun intended) If we’re talking “Tiny Dancer.” Easily, Elton’s Finest song!
I find it hard to call a rockstar cool after they have been honkin’ the bobo. Especially if they did it to get ahead in the game.
Didn’t you mean to write, “Especially if they did it to get [head] in the game.”?
Damn, I’m super funny today! Hey!, Hey everybody! Free giggles and Smiles today, On Me!![laugh]
Late,
grmpysmrf
Your giggles, Sir Grumpy…
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If it’s good enough for Bowie and Jagger, it’s good enough for Al.
let’s put peter murphy and iggy in the mix,while we’re at it.
Just read this thread and this is what I’m getting from it, please let me know if I’m off base: Someone from Prongs is going to go to the signing and force-felatiate Al while someone else pulls off his toupe and Bozo the clown is going to make a guest appearance. Damn, it’s almost worth flying to LA for.
fly. do not walk.
another canadian. hey, al’s got fifteen years on that guy.
your hair? who knows. mine was goin’ at nineteen.
my suggestion is to get a buzzcut, or completely shaved. (oh man, i know too many hairdressers—oh man, once again i’m gay)
Let me see if I have this all down here. Lurk around the aisles, wear a dress, maybe wear my Lead into Gold shirt over the dress to show my love for Al, bring With Sympathy for him to sign, while he’s signing pull on those dredlocks, if they come off start running for the exit at full speed, if possible with the dredlocks in hand. sell do rag of dredlocks on ebay to the highest bidder. Sounds reasonable
you are correct. somebody needs to go there. it’s a stealth mission. are you up for it?you will be a hero–yuck yuck.and you can tell us all about it. how intense is that? don’t chicken out now man. just do it.
DO IT… [cool]
wow. i won’t be able to sleep now. today’s my kid’s birthday–16. this is a kid who’s seen big al over the years as well as others.