Just read this thread and this is what I’m getting from it, please let me know if I’m off base: Someone from Prongs is going to go to the signing and force-felatiate Al while someone else pulls off his toupe and Bozo the clown is going to make a guest appearance. Damn, it’s almost worth flying to LA for.
If they did this on stage and advertised it I think the last tour may have sold out a few more dates
Happy Birthdays all around!
this thread goes down in history.
but let’s all make sure the costumes/drag outfits get officially catalogued. swear to god i will jump on a plane to see somebody torture big al with kindness. (handing the great one a with sympathy cd–“can i have some more please”–you get the picture)
Let me see if I have this all down here. Lurk around the aisles, wear a dress, maybe wear my Lead into Gold shirt over the dress to show my love for Al, bring With Sympathy for him to sign, while he’s signing pull on those dredlocks, if they come off start running for the exit at full speed, if possible with the dredlocks in hand. sell do rag of dredlocks on ebay to the highest bidder. Sounds reasonable
and be sure to mention you’re from the piss army before you do all that… it’s VERY important that you don’t skip that step in cunjunction with the others.
it’s about a month away, but troops need to be assembled. godammit. does anybody have one of those al pics with the white shoes and cane?–wempathy?
Exit strategy is KEY. The hardest part, by far is your escape. Make sure to park close to the entrance, if driving. If not driving, run like hell! And I expect stories and pics of the wig, as i’m sure everyone else is as well. This would be wonderful if truly done and pulled off.
Before u head for the exit, MAKE SURE u tell Al " Hey Al get ur shit together, Oh and u suck".
This is pretty mean. Its funny but pretty mean. I wonder what a worse case scenario would be if the wig snatch went wrong.
And happy birthday to you guys i don’t know. I kind of rarely post.
awww, c’mon. nobody here’s mean. we’re simply a new justice league, trying to get big al to fix his ways.nobody wants to hear shitty music, or half-assed metal(cheese, anyone?–why ,thank you. pass the wine)
that guy needs to get a grip, and as fans–uh, we do our part.
EXIT STRATEGY is key. godammit. i have to get a flight now to be hall monitor, or pace car.
must like children. in other words, you get to have my ragtag family in the mix.
what happened to i want a date–with somebody who isn’t insane and wielding a pitchfork?
i feel for you man. nothin’ harder than findin’ a good woman. amen.
you and me both.
“I can’t stand the rain, against my window…” .
geez. haven’t had a whole lotta fun lately, but this works.
get to do my taxes today. wow. i win for worst day ever.
senor jizz, this is serious. you need a coalition. get the nerds together in ohio. c’mon man.whip 'em into shape. election time is around the corner. it’ll give you something to do–and probably an entree to the serious babe crew. they like the smart ones.
it’s your future.
go volunteer at planned parenthood–no shit, man.you won’t be dealing with the homeless or other fist-raisin’ bruthuhmen…hey they be appreciatin’ a fine boy from the country of ohio.
really. volunteer work is like a spoon full of sugar for the babes.put in the call. make the date to do the volunteer phone work(probably). done it (for other reasons) AND THE NUMBER OF SUPERBABES IS PHENOMENAL.they love the sensitive guy.
you need help, my friend.
do the volunteer thing. you won’t be sorry.
the key is to get the babes. do it.
aw man, i got more plane trips than one now.
Why do I have a strange feeling that it’ll be right from spinal tap with al and an empty store
Why do I have a strange feeling that it’ll be right from spinal tap with al and an empty store
“No! I’m telling you… kick my ass!”
I’d probably go if he came to my town. I wouldn’t be mean to him, though. I can’t hold other peoples grudges, although I can understand why they might be pissed off. I like to get along with everyboyd I guess.
well i can’t speak for everybody but i don’t think we hold grudges… we just kid around here. :nudge nudge: it’d be kinda masochistic to hang around and talk about a band/man you hate all the time. but at the same time i get the feeling that the people posting here have a good grasp on al being a flawed (bald) man and not some sort of godlike rockstar
His Dreadful Dreadness used to lurk here? Wonder who scared him off.
Discreetly points in Jizzwad’s direction
[cool]
Maybe he still lurks here and has been reading all about the plot to dedred.
If he has read any of this he is probably going to be paranoid as hell at the signing. It would be pretty intesting if he shaved his head. He would have a semi '87-'88 thing going on there. He made some of his best song then. It could be for the best haha.
