I have to admit though, I’m pretty interested in asking the original poster a question - how shitty is it to work for Virgin Megastore? I bet the in-store music is awful.
100 dubloons to the individual who brings me the bandana with spare hair at the sigining.
Quick, someone get me the dubloons-to-USD conversion rate.
somebody here needs to go to this event. i’m no where near LA right now. let’s get the tally of attendees, if nothing else. (godammit. now i need to make some spy calls)
That virgin store is only about 5 minutes from here, maybe I should pop by and check it out. I could study the dreads up close and personal under flourescent ceiling lights that hide nothing! But doesn’t it say something about having to purchase a copy of Wicked Lake to get a place in line? Im not sure I can justify that.
don’t stand in line. remember?
meander around the store all furtive like, til angie calls security. there’s nothing wrong with just looking, and not buying.(as long as you’re not dressed like the predator, or otherwise in drag). on second thought drag might be a good idea because nobody in hollywood gives a shit.
could be a good tactical move.
this is your mission should you choose…
I’ll Probably go. I’m an obsessive completionist at this point. Virgin Mega store is about an hour away; small drive to add one more cookie to the cookie jar. I think someone over at pissarmy(before I was banned) said something to the effect of “Al Could fart in the recording booth and package it up, and I would buy it.” Sadly I too am that guy! I think I may need an intervention here[:(]
Late,
grmpysmrf
this is perfect.
now how’s about a crabby pattie for al when he w(h)ines in pain?
crabby pattie. maybe that’s why he dumped her.
they’re both roman catholic, does that count?
patty did at one point morph into a cartoon character. hm. i see your point.
Ha! Now I think I have to go, lurking around the aisles, tugging on dredlocks. This is my kinda mission. Should I try to get him to autograph a copy of Predator instead of Wicked Lake?
If someone decides to take a pull, there needs to be pics. I get the suspicion that some PA’s are lurking and pissing their pants about now about this.
soundtrack to breakfast at tiffany’s could work too.al could benefit from some “in your face” with some soundtrack work by a real master–mancini.
oh yeah, and it would be pretty gay (to go along with any drag outfit you be sporting)
i sense a hollywood media moment…
you know the old saying," it’s not the (considerable amount of) meat–it’s the motion". they’d be out-maneuvered by the thinking crowd of fans, my prediction . i like this dread o’war contest.
not on her life (stories). hm. she probably worked an “in” to the virgin website.hm. that would make sense.hm.hm. hm.(hm is a nervous twitch of wife #2 whenever she doesn’t have an honest comeback–ask the various crew members, and band members who’ve bolted or gotten sacked because they’ve asked for money)
virgin of reality maybe.
senor jizz. yeah. “combat barbie”. i recall you only go into combat mode if somebody’s attacking you. george bush went into preemptive strike mode 5 1/2 years ago? and he’s the decider. guess maybe wife #2 is the decider in that camp. (HUH?)
the teeth are a given sorry issue. al’s not the best one to keep his hands to himself. especially around the wimmins.
karma will prevail, i predict.
there have always been those rumours (not haley joel related,btw) about big al’s willingness to step up to the other side.
oh well. we all have our skeletons in the closet don’t we now…
Bring along with sypathy for him to sign… that’ll probably get him going
there was mutual dissatisfaction between intellects , let’s say. no way in hell tried anything with yours truly. i would’ve yanked every strand of fake hair and any real hair from the big cuban. you betcha.
can’t verify the rumours,btw. i only trust the sources.
"back to you, bob costas…’
Is virgingirl Mrs J?
…or some richard branson employee?
al’s got this love/hate thing working with other guys. the only suggestion for him right now this minute is alcoholics anonymous and/or narcotics anonymous. that could give his highness some insight into what he’s thinking. on the other hand, it could be devastating. who knows. i’m not al, but he looks pretty miserable lately.and not very pretty .
Bring along with sypathy for him to sign… that’ll probably get him going
That wuz funny as fuck. You should also bring The Last Sucker and smash TLS in front of his face and give With Sympathy a big wet kiss.[laugh]