Thought i’d start this topic just for fun. If yer hung-up you can go back to worshipping jesus or whatever.
My not so faves:
3-ways ( 2 guys + 1 girl )
drunk sex
S+M
sex with really fat ugly people
sex with girls who have really bad body odor or sex in places that reek
sex with girls who are deeply religious. Translation = NO sex.
sex w/ condoms
hate-fucking
ambivalent ( i.e not for me but I don’t care if you are both consenting and do it in Macy’s storefront window during the X-mas holiday season for the passing mud-destined commoner to enjoy ) :
sex with men
sex with women
sex with animals
bisexuality
homsexuality
faves:
sex outside - especially during the fall under a full moon, rolling around on crunching leaf piles, the smell of smoke in the air
women who enjoy being bound, bondage, pin -up stuff various fetishes
spanking / tickling
Overall, I think sex is a combination of art, psychology, and physical pleasure. Like a hypnotic trance you can lose your body and just go away, it’s like your more and more asleep but at the same time you’re more awake. A smooth and gradual invasion of the nervous system if you will.
I dated a girl who insisted once that we have sex while she stuck her head and upper body out of my third floor window. (kinda like doggy style - standing up). It was night time and I wasn’t really paying attention to the people outside, but in hindsight I wonder if anyone had walked by, looked up and seen a huge pair of tits dangling down at them.
Well to be honest, good sex for me usually is good because theres not a lot of descriptive requests gone into it ie. you meet a nice girl, hit it off and then play it cool till you can get a roll in the hay with her. Talking about sex kinda kills the buzz I think. Not into any bondage/leather fetishes unless the women are very good looking (good shapes very necessary, no fat chicks).
The place I dont really mind once you can do what you need to do. I once had a girl on a bus. I was drunk and so was she but I wont deny… it was good, not that im into sex in front of people or anything, moreso im not too shy I guess. Outdoor sex is great, big into nature and what better than hammering away at a young one up against a tree.
Fetishes? I guess I like one or two things but I never request them, just try them… usually unsuccessful though.
Never had 2 girls at the one time; its certainly something I want to do though. Or do like Gabriel Byrne in ‘End of Days’ and get a mother and daughter at the same time. Though not like Casanova who had a mother and daugther at the same time, but the daughter was his daughter too… id leave that kind of thing to the hillbilly folk.
this is not that bad if you are cool with it. I had a girl that was really into this kind of stuff, she ended up making my back bleed from her nails, and she bit me so hard on my neck that I bled from there as well. Didn’t hurt as much as you might expect.
I personally dig whatever happens to come my way (just not WHOM ever happens to come my way [;)]). Regardless of how close that is to being a painful entendre…
I have yet to try it, but the world of BDSM just looks so appealing. Leather, latex, whips, chains, etc… Seriously. It’s hot.
I suppose the only sexual practices I can’t understand/like (aside from the big no-nos like rape, pedophilia, bestiality, etc.) is sex utilizing food. I saw some special on HBO about “sploshing” and literally could not eat baked beans for a week.