Black girls. I dig 'em.
Indeed, especially the sexy caramel colored ones. Not that i dont dig the dark chocolate ones. My first girlfriend was black she had to go though she was a little too high maintenence.
I’ve hooked up with 2 black chicks, nothing special, it’s just like fucking white or mexican women. Don’t know what the big deal is with it. Although, I have to say white cock going into her black mouth was a tad more exciting than normal blow jobs!
Necrophelia? Okay, maybe if the chick was really hot and they hadn’t removed her implants yet AND (and this is a big AND) If she hadn’t died some horrible gruesome death with like half her skull missing, or a an eye gouged out!
Could you imagine rigor mortis setting in right after you penetrated that? That shit would snap your dick off! you wouldn’t be able to pull out (not that youd need to!) but how would you get that dead chick off of you? You can’t exactly walk into the ER with a corpse swinging from your dick!
Besides mentally ill, what does that make you if you are a guy and fuck dead guys, as well as you fucking live woman? does that mean your bi? or just a necro? are there no gay or straight lablels when it’s dead people? I guess maynard from tool could tell us eh!?
late,
grmpysmrf
Necrophelia? Okay, maybe if the chick was really hot and they hadn’t removed her implants yet AND (and this is a big AND) If she hadn’t died some horrible gruesome death with like half her skull missing, or a an eye gouged out!
Could you imagine rigor mortis setting in right after you penetrated that? That shit would snap your dick off! you wouldn’t be able to pull out (not that youd need to!) but how would you get that dead chick off of you? You can’t exactly walk into the ER with a corpse swinging from your dick!
Well if you studied up on death and such you would find out that the body locks into rigor mortis only for a couple of hours or so and then after decomposition really starts to take affect the body goes limp again. I guess if you didn’t mind being stuck inside “it” for awhile you could easily release yourself once the body goes limp again.
Peace!
Krowe
Dead girls don’t say no eh Grumpy?
Ba-Zing.
well it’s a little harder to skull fuck a girl who’s still breathing
so i take it you have s government job, or what.
so i take it you have s government job, or what.
[:)]
well done.
lol
can’t discriminate against the genderbenders.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16546_6-raunchiest-most-depraved-sex-acts-from-bible.html
Nothing better than the bible.
this has never happened before. tried to connect to killface’s bible link, and got bumped every time after it opened with the what look like renaissance images.lost the server.had to reconnect. twice. same thing.
jesus loves me. (or not)
the guys in tool knew a guy who took some mushrooms and tried to screw a lay-z-boy recliner
True confession:
I was giving kitty a belly rub last night and almost felt the urge to put my pinky in her b-hole just to see if her eyes would turn into frisbees.
Ah, me.
You’re a sick man, Jizz. [laugh]
i have no problem with anyone else’s predilections .
I stand by my previous statement. [cool]
Heh, nice post Jizzy. Human sexuality certainly is a fascinating subject. Here are some of my thoughts:
Sadism and Masochism - Reminds me of a clever joke. The masochist says “hit me! please hit me!!!”. The sadist says…“no!” Heh heh. I have played the role of the sadist, which is fun, but I don’t take it to the point of cruelty. Any woman that would truly want to be treated with true cruelty obviously has some fucked up issues (See “Blue Velvet”, the movie).I could never be a masochist, I’m a total pussy when it comes to pain.
Bondage and Dominance - I tend to like these kinks aesthetically (as in art and fashion) rather than in practice, unless I am doing the binding and dominating! I’ve had girlfriend that wanted to dominate me and it has never worked. The reason being that I could only truly let myself be dominated by a) A tall, long-legged amazon goddess or b) someone who I felt was just completely out of my league. Once I have the girl it seems to automatically negate her ability to ever dominate me. Weird, but it makes sense, no?
Anal sex - Never really gotten into it, and I’ve tried it several times. Seems to be that unless your girlfriend is loose-as-a-goose from too many gang-band auditions why would you want to stick it in her poop-chute? The only reason I could see would be to have that “naught cause it’s forbidden” feel or to degrade the lady. But whatever, if anal is your thing more power too you… at least you don’t have to worry about pregnancy!
Female ejaculation - Has to be one of my most fascinating experiences. I’ve gotten a few girls to “gush” by hitting their g-spot just right with curved fingers, but this girl literally would explode across the room! For an example of what I am talking about look up the adult actresses Cytheria and Tianna Lynn. Truly an amazing sexual experience!
This woman (black by race btw, though I don’t attribute her prowess to being black necessarily) also had the ability to deep-throat while SIMULTANEOUSLY lick balls! (ha ha, go ahead and make jokes about my lack of length/girth). Quite an amazing woman, the only one who was able to totally pussy-whip me into complete submission, if for at least a short time. Unfortunately, she had her issues and things fell apart, but it was a learning experience to say the least…
This tickle anyone’s fancy?
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/
Ha ha ha… what a sad bastard.
were it not for the stupidity, i wouldn’t care.
this seems like a fake story. but funny.
Female ejaculation - Has to be one of my most fascinating experiences. I’ve gotten a few girls to “gush” by hitting their g-spot just right with curved fingers, but this girl literally would explode across the room! For an example of what I am talking about look up the adult actresses Cytheria and Tianna Lynn. Truly an amazing sexual experience!
I’ve seen both these women achieve this, and it’s pretty awe-inspiring.
Heh, fun story: when I was about nine or ten, one of my friends’ brothers had an IMMENSE porn stash. I raided it one night and found this unmarked videotape on top of a stack co Club Internationals. I popped it in and literally witnessed this older blonde woman squirt like a firehose.
I was so traumatized after that. [cool]