someone is bound to know…
So, I asked my wife if at male strip shows the men parade around with erections or if they pull their shorts off to reveal long/fat? flacid cocks?
She claims she never has been to a male strip club and doesn’t know.
so, now I wonder. At male strip joints are there males dancing around with flacid cocks or dudes dancing around with boners?
what’s the deal?
Late,
grmpysmrf
You’re more likely to get the answer from a fag than a “chick on prongs” (does that even exist…it’s not possible!).
The answer is flaccid.
HAHA!!
Well we know what’s on grumps mind 
I’d say limp dicks. Hard to dance with a boner.
Depends on who’s in the audience.
i’m guessing they use a cock ring? that would definitely help keep it up.
Best answer chosen by asker.
Depends on who’s in the audience.
It’s such a simple answer, Wish I would’ve posted this in the Ask Gunnar anything thread.
The answer is flaccid.
I would tend to think you’re right BUUUUT if these dudes are dancing around and they haven’t popped viagra they’re dick is likely to shrivel up like a stack of dimes with all of the exercise they’re doing… how could a chick (or a gay dude for that matter) think a little dick retracted into the body for protection is hot?
HAHA!!
Well we know what’s on grumps mind
I knew someone would make this joke… It’s cool, I walked into it.
but seriously. The wife and I were watching the daily show and there was a segment where Jason Jones was getting a lap dance while talking about how the strip clubs are expecting a ton of business down in Florida with the RNC down there doing their thing. And I just thought “we hear so much about chick strip joints, a lot of big tits and hard nipples that are sexy. How does that work with the male strippers? Are the chicks turned on by big dicks? Thought chicks are all about how a dude makes them feel. So for the chicks that are turned on by what they see do they want to see the dudes hard or what? Cause if they’re not hard their wang is liable to be small with all the dancing/exercising around that they’re doing.”
And a thread was born!!
Late,
grmpysmrf
I don’t understand where you have this idea that the dick is going to be smaller during exercise? Flaccid is flaccid. It doesn’t like completely retract into a hole or something just because the guy is dancing around. You may have a medical condition grmpy…
Basically let me explain. You’re right, women are not really that visual. That’s why male strippers for women are more about a guy with a big package and it’s all kind of a gag to the women, just a big joke and an excuse to get drunk and act silly. The ones that dance for women don’t even have to be that buff or handsome per se; as long as they have a huge wang it will work out. Because, as you said, that is the main focus for the women and it is going to be flaccid so it better look big anyway.
If there is a woman (or more likely, a drag queen, or…whatever Gerda is…) on this board who can confirm or deny what I’m saying please chime in any time.
it’s just your penis / testicles natural reaction to intense muscle workouts. And to a lesser extent the wind blowing on genitals makes them cold from the sweat, (sometimes) and that also doesn’t help.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Hard to dance with a boner.
Sounds like a wager
Don’t fall and break your dick.[:)]
i’m sure you’ll find your answer on youporn or pornhub [;)]
So I asked my wife, who has been to a few back in the day. We have a pretty popular one here in Montreal, and it used to be the thing to do for a bachelorette party. Maybe it still is, but we’re all old now and stuff, and all our friends are married…
Anyways. Void is pretty accurate. She said (and I quote) ‘They just sort of swing it around’. She said they definitely are not hard, so I guess flaccid is the right word. She also said that most of them (the dancers) are not that good looking, but they usually have nice bodies and always have huge dicks.
That’s more than I cared to know…
It’s funny how square some of you straights are. Grow up. It’s really not a big deal to talk about this stuff…nor does the word penis need to be “icky” just because you don’t want one that’s your own in your immediate vicinity.
With that said I applaud those of who were “progressive” enough to even make the attempt. I know it must be hard for you (no pun or irony intended).
My mom went to a few of those but a lot of the guys DID have good bodies, i.e. ‘‘beefcake’’ types…then again I guess this was Chippendale’s…
Yeah in performance I can’t fathom how one’s cock can stay hard longer than a few minutes at a time. There’s a reason why guys in porn are in short demand.
I think dj pon3 was mostly kidding… me, I’m secure in my masculinity so I have no problem discussing any of this stuff…
Emseaeye thanks for the info
But now I have more questions.
so these dudes with kneehammers without being hard… is that surgery? Genetics?
And how much bigger does it get when they get hard I wonder? How do they keep it from getting hard in front of a crowd of women? I think just the breeze would be enough if I were the only naked person around bunch of bachelorette chicks…do the dudes ever pop boners while they’re out performing? And if they do, do they have to exit the stage immediately? Are there laws or some shit on the books about that? You know like no alcohol served at all nude chick strip joints? A “naked dudes can’t dance in a public strip joint with boners” law?
I doubt anyone will know the answers to these. Certainly don’t ask your wife the “how much bigger does it get” question, emseaeye. You may not want to know how she knows if she does indeed know the answer.
Late,
grmpysmrf[u][pirate]
My mom went to a few of those but a lot of the guys DID have good bodies, i.e. ‘‘beefcake’’ types…then again I guess this was Chippendale’s…
??? [shocked]
You’re mom talks to you about going to male strip joints?
that has got to be awkward as Hell. Did she ever hook up with one of 'em? maybe she could answer my additional questions.
It can’t be that much more of a stretch to ask if she’s already discussing the male revues with you?
I know other people want to know now to, no homo, just wonderings. you know you’ve all looked up largest penis in the Guinness book of records and then were disappointed when there was no picture to go with the winner!!!
Late,
grmpysmrf
It’s funny how square some of you straights are. Grow up. It’s really not a big deal to talk about this stuff…nor does the word penis need to be “icky” just because you don’t want one that’s your own in your immediate vicinity.
With that said I applaud those of who were “progressive” enough to even make the attempt. I know it must be hard for you (no pun or irony intended).
First off, no one got freaked out or anything. There was like 1.3 semi jokes at the fact the Grumpy had boner on the brain, but other than that it’s a fairly normal and boring discussion.
I thought DJ’s comment was pretty appropriate. It’s already a total sausage-fest on this board so it’s sort of funny to have a bunch of dudes hangin’ out talking about dongs and male strippers. If you don’t see how that could be perceived as gay, well, I don’t know what to tell you.
Penis.
Heh,more overreaction…shocker…suprised you didn’t get called childish moron’s…
God forbid someone make a joke while discussing male strippers. And I’m not sure how we were supposed to prove our non-homophobic open-mindedness in this thread. Should we have gargled each response with a mouthful of wang or something?
You’re mom talks to you about going to male strip joints?
that has got to be awkward as Hell. Did she ever hook up with one of 'em? maybe she could answer my additional questions.
It can’t be that much more of a stretch to ask if she’s already discussing the male revues with you?
No this was later on in my life, night with the girls and all that. She would never purposely go out of her way to go to those herself, she’s timid. I just overheard it, she would never tell me about it.