Twin Peaks: The Return

Is anyone watching this reboot? It’s as bizarre,hallucinatory and disturbingly weird as ever…Lynch has not lost his touch…

Is anyone watching this reboot? It’s as bizarre,hallucinatory and disturbingly weird as ever…Lynch has not lost his touch…

Yep…started over the weekend. Watched 3 episodes. Totally out there. Pretty good so far.

Way too slow for me. I just keep getting irritated. And Andy needs to fucking die. That wooden joke on a stick makes me fucking cringe every time.

It’s definitely a slow burn but I am still enjoying it…that being said, it is definitely time for Agent Cooper to break out of his weird catatonic state of being…

The sound design is off the charts good…

I’m liking it except for “Dougie Jones”. That stopped being amusing in a hurry.

YES!!!

The Dougie Jones racket is fucking killing me.
And it’s WAAAAAYYYYYY too “Weekend At Bernie’s” for me.
They all just carry on with this retarded schtick as if a guy that doesn’t speak and just stumbles around like a zombie being pulled everywhere is normal. I suppose there’s some message there about how wrapped up people are in their one-track lives and own egocentric tunnel to see how drastically someone has changed but . . . . it’s just way too moronic.

Everytime “Dougie” sees something that is a possible trigger (coffee, cop badge, etc.) my wife and I are screaming at the TV – “WAKE UP, COOPER!!! WAKE UP!!! DOUGIE SUCKS!!!”

And we’ve gone like three weeks now without some more boobies. This channel is costing me an extra $25 a month for this damn show. I don’t only want to hear a couple f-bombs. Just sayin’.

Really hoping we get some more of Jade (the black hooker) hahaha!!!

Tom Sizemore looks fucking hideous…turns out a massive crystal meth habit isn’t good for you…plus he likes to hit women so fuck him

Harry Dean Stanton!!! Anytime this man shows up anywhere its a good thing…he is fucking 90…

Yes more Jade plz…Madchin Amuck really held up well room…still very hot…

YES!!! Stanton is the shit!
Agreed on other points too, haha.

Stanton had one of my favorite quotes ever a few years back. I think it was . . . “I’m 87. I only eat so I can smoke and stay alive.”

Yes more Jade plz…Madchin Amuck really held up well room…still very hot…

She had a lot of work done. You can tell. And based on the above comment, it was worth it - she does look good.

Only saw first 4. Am I the only one tracking the ties to the original? So many questions answered, and so many questions posed lol…figures. Also, note the 253 v 257 audio glitch…

Latest episode was the most bizarre one yet…holy fuck was that strange…didn’t expect to see Nine Inch Nails…

Fuck this show.
Fuck it hard.
I’m fucking sick of it.

Here’s a summary of last night’s episode . . . .

10 minute music video of NIN on stage at the Roadhouse.
20 minutes of random static and CGI fire.
10 minutes of static with people walking around in the darkness.
5 minutes of a lady sitting on a couch.
10 minutes of a guy asking for a light.
5 minutes of a slow moving beetle

Followed by 2 hours of JW swearing and calling everyone assholes.

Make that 2 days of JW swearing and calling everyone assholes.

Hahahaha!

Why do you even bother watching?

So I take it you aren’t a fan,Gunner? Hahaha

My wife is a big fan of the original series, and I didn’t mind watching them with her when she got her DVD’s about 5 years back (which she still watches from time to time).

I ordered ShowTime the day before the premiere just so my wife could watch the new series.

I watch it with her too.
But I hate it.
And she hates it too.
We have this weird obligation to keep watching.

I pay $25 a month extra so I can suffer miserably and hate people. It’s a sweet deal.

Latest episode was the most bizarre one yet…holy fuck was that strange…didn’t expect to see Nine Inch Nails…

Totally agree.

I thought the original series sucked, so I didn’t bother with this one.

I stopped on it for about 10 minutes a couple weeks back and it was just stuttery video tricks and bad wigs on Kyle M. Silly bullshit.

Fuck this show.
Fuck it hard.
I’m fucking sick of it.

Here’s a summary of last night’s episode . . . .

10 minute music video of NIN on stage at the Roadhouse.
20 minutes of random static and CGI fire.
10 minutes of static with people walking around in the darkness.
5 minutes of a lady sitting on a couch.
10 minutes of a guy asking for a light.
5 minutes of a slow moving beetle

Followed by 2 hours of JW swearing and calling everyone assholes.

Make that 2 days of JW swearing and calling everyone assholes.

Brilliant!

But I hate it.
And she hates it too.
We have this weird obligation to keep watching.

My wife and I are like this with the walking dead

The Walking Dead has become absolutely unbearable…I will take Twin Peaks over that show any day of the week…

The Walking Dead has become absolutely unbearable…I will take Twin Peaks over that show any day of the week…

Oh yeah the walking dead has become so bad my wife and i pretty much MST3K all the way through it. What astounds me is the comic is still rather good. How is it that Kirkman can move his story along in the comics in roughly 20 pages a month way more than scott gimple can run 4 hours a month using the same source material? Kirkman has clearly lost control of his show to shitty hollywood execs.