As long as the Juggalos are there, I’m in.
I think we’ve pretty much determined on other threads here that the presence of Juggalos is the absolute pre-requisite for any kind of a party.
I Google’d “pornographic pumpkin carving” today, for no reason other than to see what would come up.
There are a few other choice pieces too, but this one really stands out and is guaranteed to instill fear into Trick or Treaters who dare approach your house or van.
Hallowed Goatsee!!!
Since everyone wanted to know my stance on CoffeeGate.
[url youtu.be/Tbb7a404i78]“Grande is Spanish for Large.”
I . didnt know their had collors, only seen the white ones
Bah. Here’s how we do winter cups in Canada. (no surprise to anyone)
Bah. Here’s how we do winter cups in Canada. (no surprise to anyone)
No, no surprise at all seeing schmaltzy / sentimental hockey graphics on Tim Hortons cups, haha…the design reminds me a little of that series of illustrations that would show Jesus out shooting the puck around with the kids, tossing a football with them, hang-gliding with them etc.
Since everyone wanted to know my stance on CoffeeGate.
Frankly, I am more angry that Starbucks corporate shot down my idea for a series of Black Metal themed cups to celebrate the upcoming season of grim and frostbitten fucking winter.
Each cup would come with a classic b.m. image wrapped around it (e.g. fullmoon over a forest, wolves baring teeth, guy in spiked gauntlets making that classic pained grimace while holding two huge invisible orbs in his outstretched hands.) There would also be a choice inspirational quote like they used to write on those little cup shield thingys. I guess some of the higher-ups took issue with my quote choices such as “he died like a woman, screaming in his underpants” (Count Grishnackh) and “we fucking will reclaim our fucking goat throne from the fucking false posers” (Thornspawn).
There was also some ‘push back’ on my insistence that baristas be required to engage customers in a dialogue about their black metal heritage with every coffee purchase. Oh well…can’t win 'em all.
#blackmetallivesmatter
Frankly, I am more angry that Starbucks corporate shot down my idea for a series of Black Metal themed cups to celebrate the upcoming season of grim and frostbitten fucking winter.
Each cup would come with a classic b.m. image wrapped around it (e.g. fullmoon over a forest, wolves baring teeth, guy in spiked gauntlets making that classic pained grimace while holding two huge invisible orbs in his outstretched hands.) There would also be a choice inspirational quote like they used to write on those little cup shield thingys. I guess some of the higher-ups took issue with my quote choices such as “he died like a woman, screaming in his underpants” (Count Grishnackh) and “we fucking will reclaim our fucking goat throne from the fucking false posers” (Thornspawn).
There was also some ‘push back’ on my insistence that baristas be required to engage customers in a dialogue about their black metal heritage with every coffee purchase. Oh well…can’t win 'em all.
Like this?
YES!!!
I’ll have what hes having
I like how in that Starbucks cup image there’s an AFL/CIO mouse pad in the background. Is the black metal underground unionized now? Does the guy in the picture belong to Satanick Blasphemers Local No. 422?
WARNING!
This might be the most metal article you read all year:
I absolutely adore Blackie.
I even think his latest W.A.S.P. album is brilliant.
And I couldn’t care less what his religion is on any particular day or week.
But, holy crap . . .
He.
Looks.
TERRIBLE!!!
He looks like the bloated lesbian love child of Rosie O’Donnell and Carnie Wilson. Just revolting.
He looks like the bloated lesbian love child of Rosie O’Donnell and Carnie Wilson. Just revolting.
He looks like Ann Wilson from Heart after a rough night.
I also think it’s interesting, Gunnar, that several bands you love - Megadeth, WASP, Alice Cooper - are now technically Christian rock.
I wouldn’t say any of it is “Christian Rock”, per se (though it would be hard to argue specifically against W.A.S.P.'s latest “Golgotha”. album , I suppose) Some of the frontmen are Christian and it does have some influence of thematic presentation and message, I suppose. But they’re just rock and roll musicians/ artists. Religion is just on part of their personal lives/ beliefs, and not the sole purpose and package when making a statement or presentation.
No one says Beastie Boys is “Buddhist Rap”, do they? Is Beck the leader of “Scientology Rock”? Is KoRn Christian Rock? Is Slayer “Catholic Rock”?
I only ever casually followed Megadeth, but it is true that a good portion of my present heroes/idols identify themselves openly as Christians.
Alice Cooper
Blackie Lawless
Dee Snider
All pretty straight forward about their personal faith/beliefs.
But then I also have some dudes I look up to who are a bit removed or miles away from any of that. Lemmy, first and foremost, and increasingly . . . King Diamond.
Anyway, not sure what my point was there, haha! I guess I just wanted to distinguish between rock acts which may contain one or more Christians in them and “Christian Rock”.
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He looks like the bloated lesbian love child of Rosie O’Donnell and Carnie Wilson. Just revolting.
He looks like Ann Wilson from Heart after a rough night.
I also think it’s interesting, Gunnar, that several bands you love - Megadeth, WASP, Alice Cooper - are now technically Christian rock.[/reply]
Blackie does indeed look like he’s been eating Carl’s Jr.'s like a beast.
Should we take bets now on the next to become “washed in the blood of the lamb”?
Would an Al Jourgensen “seeing the light” moment be totally out of the question?
Would an Al Jourgensen “seeing the light” moment be totally out of the question?
Think he already had his brush with that. Angie was making him go to church back in Texas. I remember Sin posting pictures from one time he was out there and she drug them all to church. It was ridiculous.