The Thread About NOTHING!

Looks like I’ve missed a ton of shit since I’ve been gone. Not sure where I stand on the personality front (I haven’t been here long enough) but I’ve always found Grmpy, Peligro and Olsen to be engaging characters. It’s a shame that personalities have to start fires on message boards but there you go.

His first rec was a hit with Jesu’s Silver. The next rec I took was Mind Control for infants. 1/2 way cool reminds me of an old west horror story with the atmosphere it creates but it gets old quick. Grouper was the next solid rec. but then Fennesz Endless Summer was horrifically bad. Like I thought I had accidentally played a data disc in the cd player, bad. And earth was almost as bad. At one point in the car I had to look down to see if I had left my blinker on.

OK. Quickly. My two cents.

Jesu’s Silver is an astonishing work. No argument from me on that front. Mind Control for Infants is an album by Lotus Eaters - and a mighty fine one it is too. In fact I own that thingy on both cd AND vinyl (the vinyl looked so beautiful I didn’t want to touch it!). Grouper - I have only heard two Grouper tracks, but I liked them enough to warrant further investigation. Fennesz - Grmpysmrf I am shocked that you didn’t appreciate the inherent beauty contained with Endless Summer. It is simply transcendental. And I don’t use that word loosely - if ever at all. Shame on you! Give me six Hail MArys and call me in the morning. Earth - I love them and I will not stand to hear them derided on this forum or any other. Which Earth album was it anyway, because some are better than others. My favourite is hands down Hex: Or Printing In The Infernal Method. That got me through some tough times. Some tough times it did - sobs - .

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I saw fuckin’ Slayer around ‘94 on the Divine Intervention tour and then most recently in 2011 as part of Big 4. They are fuckin’ Slayer and they played fuckin’ Slayer songs that made everyone go fuckin’ berzerk eack time. Great fuckin’ shows because fuckin’ Slayer fuckin’ RULES!

I think ive even posted as much about the emperor not wearing any clothes. Although, i do like tomasz’s point of the audio rorshac test. Certainly a different angle worth approaching it at. I may thow it in again and give it another shot. I doubt much will change by way of my opinion but im willing to give it a shot.

Well, when it comes to Earth and Fennesz the Emperor is indeed decked out in some mighty fine bling there sir!

I saw fuckin’ Slayer around ‘94 on the Divine Intervention tour and then most recently in 2011 as part of Big 4. They are fuckin’ Slayer and they played fuckin’ Slayer songs that made everyone go fuckin’ berzerk eack time. Great fuckin’ shows because fuckin’ Slayer fuckin’ RULES!

You don’t happen to like fuckin Slayer by any chance do you?

Oh, Anthrax rules too, just in case that needed mentioning. Seen them several times and I always have my expectations exceeded greatly.

I saw fuckin’ Slayer around ‘94 on the Divine Intervention tour and then most recently in 2011 as part of Big 4. They are fuckin’ Slayer and they played fuckin’ Slayer songs that made everyone go fuckin’ berzerk eack time. Great fuckin’ shows because fuckin’ Slayer fuckin’ RULES!

I see you’ve been reading the “Slayer” entry in Fowler’s guide to English usage. Well done!

It’s pretty much an iron-clad linguistic rule that, in any Slayer-related conversation, all adjectives of approval need to be replaced with “fuckin’.”

Looks like I’ve missed a ton of shit since I’ve been gone. Not sure where I stand on the personality front (I haven’t been here long enough) but I’ve always found Grmpy, Peligro and Olsen to be engaging characters.

seriously? I can understand myself [cool] and Peligro being engaging personalities But Olsen doesn’t really show up enough and when he does he’s usually bitching at me (or Connelly this last time) over some imagined slight which quickly turns into real slights based on the idiocy of the imagined ones, which then devolves into long winded rants from both of us. granted he starts it. but that aside I just think based on sheer presence he’d no be engaging simply because he’s absent from class most days. Ya’ follow?

It’s a shame that personalities have to start fires on message boards but there you go.

I suppose I could ignore him but that almost seems disrespectful at this point since this seems to be what he and I do.

Mind Control for Infants is an album by Lotus Eaters… In fact I own that thingy on both cd AND vinyl (the vinyl looked so beautiful I didn’t want to touch it!).

Me too! Although, I bought the vinyl first and did play it cause I didn’t think it existed on CD. So, I only played it once and that was when I ported it over into MP3. I dug it right away.The vinyl was in such beautiful packaging I think I plunked down 35 or 36 bucks for it. and then found the CD for like 4 or 5 bucks on Ebay from Amoeba about 2 or three months later.

Grouper - I have only heard two Grouper tracks, but I liked them enough to warrant further investigation

Peligro hooked me with I’d rather be sleeping and I bought the Album, I think, when I bought the Mind control vinyl. Still my favorite track on the album.

Fennesz - Grmpysmrf I am shocked that you didn’t appreciate the inherent beauty contained with Endless Summer. It is simply transcendental.

I don’t hear it. Sorry. just sounds like computer beeps and feedback manipulations. buzz erk beep beep twish buzzz erp erp. If it makes you feel any better I don’t consider the old dial up modems connecting to the net music either and that’s pretty much what it amounts to in my ear. I might think it was the shit if I was a robot. Sadly not the case.

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If it scores me any points, the first time I listened to it all I could think of was 1970’s brooklyn, (I’ve never been there in my life) black children playing in a fire hydrant out in front of their apartments. In my mind a lot of them looked like young Rudy from the Cosby show and that pseudo boyfriend she had that would always spout out sexist crap and then say “that’s what my brother says” Not sure what those noises had to do with black kids from Brooklyn in the 70’s or why those noises are even associated with summer particularly one that never ends

Earth - I love them and I will not stand to hear them derided on this forum or any other. Which Earth album was it anyway, because some are better than others. My favourite is hands down Hex: Or Printing In The Infernal Method. That got me through some tough times. Some tough times it did - sobs - .

Legacy Of Dissolution, Bought specifically because Peligro said the Broadrick remix was HEAVY and I think Broadrick had just scored with me again with Pale Sketches. So, I picked it up at Amoeba based on Peligro and Broadrick and yeah well you heard my run down on it. Very disappointing. Not just for the $$ lost but for the slap in the face that presented itself as music. They may as well have recorded some dude saying “Sucker” over and over again for an hour.

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I think ive even posted as much about the emperor not wearing any clothes. Although, i do like tomasz’s point of the audio rorshac test. Certainly a different angle worth approaching it at. I may thow it in again and give it another shot. I doubt much will change by way of my opinion but im willing to give it a shot.

Well, when it comes to Earth and Fennesz the Emperor is indeed decked out in some mighty fine bling there sir![/reply]
I’ll take your word for it, but I still stand firmly with the little girl that shouts “Hey, the emperor doesn’t have any clothes on.”

I just listened to Fennesz on YouTube.

Two word review . . .

Endless Bummer.

I just listened to Fennesz on YouTube.

Two word review . . .

Endless Bummer.

Be glad you didn’t pay for it [pirate]
How far did you get?

[reply]I just listened to Fennesz on YouTube.

Two word review . . .

Endless Bummer.

Be glad you didn’t pay for it [pirate]
How far did you get?[/reply]

I think I put in about a minute and a half. It made me think of a movie I watched recently called “Her”. That really pissed me off because I was hoping it would make me think of a bunch of Rudy Huxtables running through the Brooklyn streets with her jive-talkin’ little boyfriend.

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Be glad you didn’t pay for it [pirate]
How far did you get?

I think I put in about a minute and a half. It made me think of a movie I watched recently called “Her”. That really pissed me off because I was hoping it would make me think of a bunch of Rudy Huxtables running through the Brooklyn streets with her jive-talkin’ little boyfriend.
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HAHAHA try this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p5Pz_HF8Ew

You’ll think the CD is skipping. It’s called “before I leave” but i suspect that title is chopped. the real title is “Before I leave I will drag a razor over your CD”

Please turn it off Before I HEAVE.

Yeah. No clothes!!

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OMG! look at them waving their little flags around! “Hey everyone, look at me! I don’t GET IT and I think that’s something to celebrate!”

Ladies and Gentleman! Today mediocrity shall triumph.

What a pack of turkey basting homos.

Let there be rock man.

Really, Dude? I make a couple cheap one-liners after giving your shitty music a chance and you’re butt hurt again? You might need to go back to your cave of self-pity that Peligro dragged you out of before things start getting too real here.

Too real?

Yeah, we wouldn’t want too real now.

I mean, that razor sharp wit could cause some serious damage.

Stay Twisted.

I guess…

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OMG! look at them waving their little flags around! “Hey everyone, look at me! I don’t GET IT and I think that’s something to celebrate!”

Ladies and Gentleman! Today mediocrity shall triumph.

What a pack of turkey basting homos.

Let there be rock man.

Jesus, you really dont learn do you?
You think Because you listen to the fuzz on channel zero or get excited cause the emergency broadcast signal test comes on means you’re not mediocre? Dont kid yourself. You’re well below mediocre.
So, i dont like random computer blips and you do. So fucking what? Why do you care? All the sanctimonious bullshit you type about noise could be taken and used for justin bieber and because you cant hear it means you are the daft one.
Just stop already. You dont speak for the group. You repesent no one on the board. “OMG! look at them waving their little flags around!” who exactly are you posting to? Nobody here cares what you post. You know this. Even peligro has posted you’ve noticed it.
You just keep proving yourself as an angry little bitch who wont let anyone have an opinion other than yours. Sound familiar?

I never really understood the whole “elitist” thing. I mean, sure, a lot of popular music and art as a whole is “lowest common denominator” and isn’t really the most intellectually aware or challenging, but how exactly does one think that this means that something UNpopular (or flat-out despised) equals some superiority on behalf of the artist or consumer.

Sometimes the reason no one likes something is simply because it’s shit. And there’s nothing wrong with that. I like plenty of stuff that is shit. I like horrible 80’s cheese movies like “RAD” or “Thrashin’” or “Megaforce” but I don’t think that makes me a better person than others, and I don’t even care to justify these films to people that “don’t get it”. I just happen to like some stuff that most people don’t.

I also don’t get why such “elitists” only apply their standards to “art” and not other aspects of their lives. An Audi sports car? Uggh! Who doesn’t like that? Could you get any more generic? Bikini model girlfriend? Really? These are all ideals ripped right out of the pages of “Generic Dreamer 101”.

Shouldn’t such a person who is ABOVE the bar show us in other aspects as well by showing that s/he isn’t just another brainwashed clone of everyone else? Drive a green Ford Pinto and mount some cattle horns on the front or something. And ditch that bikini model and marry an amputee with a harelip and a bad case of acne.

And how about food? Oh, let me guess, you think filet mignon is tasty and so is seared ahi and maybe even foie gras? BOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGG!!! That’s so predictable and the same stuff that everyone thinks is tasty. Certainly a mark of excellence would be finding culinary beauty in something the rest of us would never consider eating, right? Go eat some fried dog shit for breakfast, or enjoy eating some hot garbage for afternoon tea.

Yeah, these might be extreme and ridiculous examples, but when someone blows this “I like shit no one likes so I must be BETTER than them” smoke, that’s exactly what it comes across like to me.

I never really understood the whole “elitist” thing. I mean, sure, a lot of popular music and art as a whole is “lowest common denominator” and isn’t really the most intellectually aware or challenging, but how exactly does one think that this means that something UNpopular (or flat-out despised) equals some superiority on behalf of the artist or consumer.

What’s great, actually, is the stuff that gets embraced by the “elitists” often comes right out and calls itself crap. Merzbow’s slogan in the early years was “Lowest Arts & Music,” same went for the Los Angeles Free Music Society. Monte Cazazza had a record “Something for Nobody,” The New Blockaders proclaimed that “even anti-art is art…and that is why we reject it!” My all-time favorite is the patience-testing (but sometimes very funny) Gerogerigegege, who endeared himself to audiences by saying “fuck compose, fuck melody…thanks to no one…art is OVER.”

Given, those fellows were generally doing what they did as a critique of pop culture’s aesthetic ‘race to the bottom.’ Their approach was basically the same as what Laibach does with uniforms and totalitarian symbols: portray those things (e.g. artless crap) in an intense enough way so as to reveal their omnipresence in modern life. But these folks always ran the risk that real ‘elitists’ would take them for their word, and that they wouldn’t have an audience either among scene ‘insiders’ or fans of other forms of lowbrow culture.

Drive a green Ford Pinto and mount some cattle horns on the front or something. And ditch that bikini model and marry an amputee with a harelip and a bad case of acne.

Great - now I’m all aroused again.