The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read

She is like 3 steps away from being Punk as fuck if she meets the right fuck up, which she likely will now that she’s been cast from Heaven into the abyss of peons!

Well, shit. Then someone set me up with this broad already. Now is my chance.

You think she’s on Christian Mingle?
I bet she’s on Christian Mingle.

I think she is completely lame and why I hated sorority bitches. She is blaming her sisters for not being able to have a good time with guys at some dumb frat. I guess she is mad that her mama and daddy are paying good money to join the fun time club where she get’s to have parties with guys. But woe is me, her sisters aren’t exciting enough for her and they are preventing her from “fostering relationships”. Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick. How lame is that? News flash for this Christmas time ho slut, one you get out of college you have to foster your own relationships and you can’t gripe at your neighbors and coworkers if they don’t party down enough for you. I hope this weiner gobbler gets a nice case of the clap and possibly some anal warts. I won’t wish herpes or AIDs on her because I don’t want her to pass those along to some poor dude who is as stupid as she is. Call me old fashioned, but there isn’t much cool about this chick.

Maybe this will restore your faith in Delta Gamma, and sororities in general:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6yI_VDm9Qk

Never in my life have I supported terrorism… until I watched that fucking video.

Tear it all down. The fuck with it all anyway.

Alright, I was wrong. I was still gonna stand by her boyfriend writing it and she taking the wrap, but after reading her twitter, yep, totally wrong. This should make a bunch of angry grmpy haters happy. you’re welcome carmangary. don’t ever say I didn’t throw ya a bone.
Late,
grmpysmrf

How big of you to admit you were wrong when it was obvious you were from the very start.

Nobody expects you to be a valid source of information when it comes to anything relating to females.

How big of you to admit you were wrong when it was obvious you were from the very start.

Nobody expects you to be a valid source of information when it comes to anything relating to females.

Well looks who speaks for the group now. I’m glad you’re still here.
Late,
grmpysmrf

[reply]How big of you to admit you were wrong when it was obvious you were from the very start.

Nobody expects you to be a valid source of information when it comes to anything relating to females.

Well looks who speaks for the group now. I’m glad you’re still here.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

Yeah, all you’d have to do is go back and read the posts that disagreed with your stupid assumptions. You also could’ve actually read the responses as they were happening rather than waiting for your turn to post something dumber than your previous post.

I’m only speaking on behalf of people who aren’t completely fucking retarded or gullible enough to think that your sorry ass knows a single thing about women, even when you repeatedly state how sure you are and how you showed it to your wife and she agreed with you or some horseshit. I mean, is that how serious you take your internet arguments? You gotta get your wife’s opinion on a disagreement? The day I take the internet that seriously and need an outside opinion is the day I blow my brains out. I do not envy you at all. That is a sad life to have to live.

Deadguy’s video cracked me up.
Especially the end. As if Helen Keller would ever have been allowed into their slut-club, haha!

Also, my favorite part (since I know you’re all dying to know) is at 1:37 when they all jump off a 2’ wall. One of the broads is so dumb she can’t figure out how to jump OFF the wall. Up AND forward, Bitch. Up AND forward. Stupid bimbo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6yI_VDm9Qk

Words are not enough…wow…

Integrity > Confidence

The day I take the internet that seriously and need an outside opinion is the day I blow my brains out.

can I get you any ammo? maybe a cold beer?

I do not envy you at all.

that’s cause you’re not smart enough to.

That is a sad life to have to live.

yeah me and my wife making fun of stupid people on the net. So lonely.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Deadguy’s video cracked me up.
Especially the end. As if Helen Keller would ever have been allowed into their slut-club, haha!

Also, my favorite part (since I know you’re all dying to know) is at 1:37 when they all jump off a 2’ wall. One of the broads is so dumb she can’t figure out how to jump OFF the wall. Up AND forward, Bitch. Up AND forward. Stupid bimbo.

Hahaha, I noticed that too. Third girl on the left just jumps in place like an idiot.

That video is why misogynists exist.

I do not envy you at all.

that’s cause you’re not smart enough to.

Woah there, pal. Watch out with those razor-sharp retorts, you might eventually end up hurting someone’s feelings.

[reply]That is a sad life to have to live.

yeah me and my wife making fun of stupid people on the net. So lonely.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

Lonely? I said it’s sad that you need an outside opinion on stupid internet drama, you dunce.

I think one of the funniest parts about sororities is their claim to do community service and help in their communities.

When I was in college I used to volunteer at a few homeless/ soup kitchens. These places HATED sororities because these charity groups had to accommodate the sororities for their “service days” when all the bimbos would show up, clown around, and basically be a complete nuisance to the people who actually took their work seriously. It was about 10 times more work babysitting these dumb broads than it was for the workers to just do their work as usual.

Anytime they had to take one of these groups for a day, there was endless crap-talking and stories to follow. That always brought a smile to my face and I thought it was hilarious.

I think one of the funniest parts about sororities is their claim to do community service and help in their communities.

When I was in college I used to volunteer at a few homeless/ soup kitchens. These places HATED sororities because these charity groups had to accommodate the sororities for their “service days” when all the bimbos would show up, clown around, and basically be a complete nuisance to the people who actually took their work seriously. It was about 10 times more work babysitting these dumb broads than it was for the workers to just do their work as usual.

Anytime they had to take one of these groups for a day, there was endless crap-talking and stories to follow. That always brought a smile to my face and I thought it was hilarious.

the college i went to didnt have frats or sororities. i, for one, am quite glad.

I think one of the funniest parts about sororities is their claim to do community service and help in their communities.

I loved the “community service” part of the video (1:58) where 10 girls are walking around, presumably picking up trash. However, only two girls have garbage bags and one of the girls is just running around with the (empty) garbage bag flying over her head [laugh]

[reply]I think one of the funniest parts about sororities is their claim to do community service and help in their communities.

I loved the “community service” part of the video (1:58) where 10 girls are walking around, presumably picking up trash. However, only two girls have garbage bags and one of the girls is just running around with the (empty) garbage bag flying over her head [laugh][/reply]

HAHAHAHA!!! I had to go back and watch that part again, but it is definitely golden. First off, no one actually picks up any trash. A few do some pretty great pantomiming of picking up invisible garbage and putting it in the bag, but that’s as close to making a difference as they come.

Also, you’ll notice that ALL of them are wearing plastic gloves. They’re scared to death they might accidentally touch a stick or a leaf or something. In fact, when one of the gals reaches down and accidentally touches dirt when picking up invisible trash, she then wipes her (gloved) hands like, “Eeeewwwww!!! Dirt!!! Get it off me!!!”

Great stuff, Deadguy.

^
HAHA!!! Totally agreed!
I remember one of the first frat parties I went to upon my arrival at UC Davis. There was a bouncy house and my friends and I just kept drinking beer and getting radical in the bouncy house. And they usually had either decent local bands or a DJ and a solid dance floor.

I don’t care to hang out with the dudes on normal circumstance, but if there’s free booze, hot chicks, music, and a bouncy house . . . . yeah, I’m on board!

I was not fond of frats but they had some pretty awesome parties. They would usually have some awesome bands at the beginning of the year and throughout and everyone would go for a free outside concert and drink lots of beer and get smashed up against hot chicks. Pretty cool actually. And, you could always do rush where you went and drank their free alcohol. I went to one rush even where they had a totally nude stripper dance all night. Pretty cool for an 18 yr old right out of high school. Yea, they were a bunch of retards for the most part but they definitely made the college experience more of a college experience as far as I am concerned.

dont drink, dont think strippers are hot/cool, and i was surrounded by awesome and free concerts all the time… so… yeah, haha.

i know a lot of people who were into frats or whatever, but that kinda shit has absolutely no appeal for me.

I said it’s sad that you need an outside opinion on stupid internet drama, you dunce.

My wife isn’t an outsider, moron.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Yes, she is. Shut the fuck up about it now. You’re not doing yourself any favors.