Why is it so hard to believe it’s a female?
It is kind of funny that she calls them faggots and boners, but I don’t think that excludes it from being a female author. Bitches be trippin’, yo!
Why is it so hard to believe it’s a female?
First and foremost, I don’t know any women/woman that would respond to those hyper aggressive ramblings. Her word choices, as I’ve said before, don’t lend themselves to women. I know no girls, and I’m around a ton of girls from Jr. High Age all the way up to seniors in high school, mon-fri., that use the words “boners,” “asshats,” “weird shits,” “cocks,” and “faggots,” etc to describe other women. What woman says “I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.”? or “Punch yourself in the face…”?
That is the shit dudes say in attempts to be funny and intimidating at the same time.
While I do know some girls offer up the “C-word” (which is how it’s usually referred to when it comes up) the decision to put “punt” with it is suspect. what girl says “Punt?” Specifically, what girl tries to be funny when she’s pissed? Again that’s shit dudes do.
I feel it in my bones, it’s gonna come out that her boyfriend wrote that letter for her and she emailed it
or the more likely situation,
it was written by a pissed off frat boy over the loser chicks that were talking about “post gaming” at another frat in front of said frat boy, and he got the sorority den mother or whoever is in charge of that sorority to email it out to the sisters.
Or the even more likely situation, that this is all fiction written by some dude at 4chan for giggles.
The president of the sorority trying to have it removed only proves that the president doesn’t want bad press for her little club. Shit, maybe a rival sorority had some frat boy write it so they could match up with Sigma Nu instead of Julie’s chapter.
Why is everyone so on me for not believing a woman wrote that? Why is it so important for me to believe?
Late,
grmpysmrf
I agree it’s probably written by some dude on 4chan. But I’ve known females who speak like this. A lot of times they’d do it in jest though.
are you shitting me?! that’s pretty fucking sexist of you. women could be just as vulgar as men.
and this is what’s wrong with american society. these people should all be rounded up and put into a fucking gulag. seriously, they need some hard labour. that whole culture of frats and sororities is fucking disgusting. luckily we don’t have that shit in canada. i mean, we do, but it’s nothing like it is there. they’re conditioned to become brainless sheeple. the worse part is it’s these fuck tards that end up in important positions later in life, whether is be government or private. depressing.
So, you’re mad because “fuck tards” and “sheeple” are more successful and get better jobs than you?
Also, the letter was posted as something extremely insane, not to reference the values and norms of America. Such a letter would indeed be laughed at even by most of those in the “Greek life”.
Judging an entire nation based on the idiotic ramblings of one psychotic bimbo is really lazy and ignorant. [Insert horrible analogy referencing Avril Lavigne or Chad Kroeger or Shania Twain here].
I really wish you’d just come out and say you have an irrational and unsubstantiated hate for America. I’d respect that. I really would. But every time you try and make some intellectual analysis and put yourself as merely the messenger to bring forward this message supposedly representing everyone in the world it just makes you look bitter and shallow.
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are you shitting me?! that’s pretty fucking sexist of you. women could be just as vulgar as men.
and this is what’s wrong with american society. these people should all be rounded up and put into a fucking gulag. seriously, they need some hard labour. that whole culture of frats and sororities is fucking disgusting. luckily we don’t have that shit in canada. i mean, we do, but it’s nothing like it is there. they’re conditioned to become brainless sheeple. the worse part is it’s these fuck tards that end up in important positions later in life, whether is be government or private. depressing.
So, you’re mad because “fuck tards” and “sheeple” are more successful and get better jobs than you?
Also, the letter was posted as something extremely insane, not to reference the values and norms of America. Such a letter would indeed be laughed at even by most of those in the “Greek life”.
Judging an entire nation based on the idiotic ramblings of one psychotic bimbo is really lazy and ignorant. [Insert horrible analogy referencing Avril Lavigne or Chad Kroeger or Shania Twain here].
I really wish you’d just come out and say you have an irrational and unsubstantiated hate for America. I’d respect that. I really would. But every time you try and make some intellectual analysis and put yourself as merely the messenger to bring forward this message supposedly representing everyone in the world it just makes you look bitter and shallow.[/reply]
Very well put…fully agree…
I agree it’s probably written by some dude on 4chan. But I’ve known females who speak like this. [u]A lot of times they’d do it in jest though.[/u]
you’re right, but ^that’s the difference. Never is it that much or even serious. I don’t think Margaret Cho has that much in her acts.
Late,
grmpysmrf
The only thing that makes this suspicious is “punt”. Women don’t know what the fuck a punt is. Yeah, I’m sexist. And yeah I’ve heard sorority girls use this kind of language with each other.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter
Excellent.
I even shared an apt with a girl one year. But anyway, to say that a female would write not that is just ignorant. I have seen much worse from them.
I shared an apt with a girl for a year and 1 month. plus I showed the letter to my wife (with whom I’ve lived with for 8 years)and she said the same thing I did. No woman wrote that. She picked up on the “cunt punt” line too.
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply][reply]I even shared an apt with a girl one year. But anyway, to say that a female would write not that is just ignorant. I have seen much worse from them.
I shared an apt with a girl for a year and 1 month. plus I showed the letter to my wife (with whom I’ve lived with for 8 years)and she said the same thing I did. No woman wrote that. She picked up on the “cunt punt” line too.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
Well, I guess you just know women better than everyone else.[/reply]
Well, I got 1 month on ya at least with the roommate 
(you realize that was all total snark?)
Late,
grmpysmrf
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That chick is hilarious! She is going places, I’m telling you. She is also likely to be a future alcoholic.
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We need more like her in this shitty world and less meek cowardly do-nothings.
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Those of you saying “it couldn’t be a girl” are making dumb assumptions about women, and likely only know poor or middle class women.
I had a feeling she was hot. For some reason all of the fucked up, crazy shit she said makes her even more attractive to me too. I’d take her out to a moderately expensive dinner so hard.
Ha! And so much for knowing women, eh grmpysmrf? Just kidding, buddy. Nobody expects you to be right when it comes to females.
As usual Grumpy doesn’t know what the hell he is talking about.
He is certainly a moron of massive proportions.
Looks like the email is real and written by Rebecca Martinson, the now former president of the Delta Gamma sorority. She’s actually kinda cute.
Apparently, this is not her only brush with public stupidity.
Her parents must be so proud of their little girl.
[laugh]
Apparently, this is not her only brush with public stupidity.
Her parents must be so proud of their little girl.
I am SO in love with her now. Seriously. She seems totally awesome to me. I’m gonna start a fan page or something. She rules! Kind of reminds me of the crazy bitch in “Dazed and Confused”.
“AIR RAID, BITCHES!!!”
She’s pretty amazing and has it all - looks, bad language, tasteless sense of humor, orgies, looks, controversy, trouble, says “faggot”, looks, clearly isn’t PC, sense of humor, isn’t a hippie, looks, etc.
Woah, woah, man. I don’t give a damn about what she says or why she’s said it. All I know is she curses a lot, doesn’t give a shit, and is attractive. She’s hitting 3 out of 3.
Yeah see the thing that’s great about her is she takes the typical “mean girls” “brattiness” to a whole new level that is, dare I say, Alternative.
She is like 3 steps away from being Punk as fuck if she meets the right fuck up, which she likely will now that she’s been cast from Heaven into the abyss of peons!