The Gunnar Thread

There’s also a Papa John’s box on the bottom.

I have been terrorizing the same three bars on South St. in Philly for the last three nights.

That’s the single most terrifying image on Prongs.

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Because The Gunnar Thread needs this.

Every thread needs this!
Late,
grmpysmrf

LOL at Jonathan Davis!

Hahahahaha!!!

Kirk Hammett.

Hahahahahaha!!!

What’s up with Tom Araya lookin like Val Kilmer?

Or Tom Morello lookin’ like Bill Cosby.

Even if I knew absolutely nothing about Chester Bennington or who he was, I would imagine, just based on the name alone, that he would have looked EXACTLY like that yearbook photo.

Steven Tyler = The Joker?

No wonder MM is such a mess, he was the ugliest kid ever.

And Chester Benington is one of those kids who if he was pushed a bit further he would enter Dylan Klebold territory

Steven Tyler = The Joker?

I was thinking the same!

No wonder MM is such a mess, he was the ugliest kid ever.

He looks like a complete cretin. He’s that kid that lives in the house up the street that has the unmowed lawn with the broken down primer-covered camaro parked on it. There’s always screaming coming from the house because his drunken whore mom and parolee step-dad are always beating the crap out of each other. His main hobbies are throwing fire crackers at cats and putting random junk on the train tracks and watching it get smashed.

[reply]No wonder MM is such a mess, he was the ugliest kid ever.

He looks like a complete cretin. He’s that kid that lives in the house up the street that has the unmowed lawn with the broken down primer-covered camaro parked on it. There’s always screaming coming from the house because his drunken whore mom and parolee step-dad are always beating the crap out of each other. His main hobbies are throwing fire crackers at cats and putting random junk on the train tracks and watching it get smashed.[/reply]

YES!

And he jerks off to lingerie catalogues in his room and leaves the same soiled, cum soaked underpants on for days because “it feels good”. The girls at school call him “Stinky” and laugh at him whenever he walks by in the hall and his neighbours complain that he is “weird and unfriendly” and are certain that he spies on them at night. His parents are too poor to afford braces so his teeth are permanently fucked up and he rarely combs his hair or wears deodorant. He sits at the back of the class and draws pictures of devils and stick figures with huge tits and bush. He secretly smiles when daydreaming about all the evil shit he would do to all the jocks who pick on him and trip him over and call him “fag” - but in reality he is a whimp who has never thrown a punch or hurled an insult at a bully in his life. The only way to unload any anxiety at school is to occasionally talk shit to the shy, skinny Pakistani kid who sits in front of him in math class and who barely speaks English. Whenever the teacher calls him out and asks him to answer a question the entire class goes silent and stares while he awkwardly formulates a nervous, stuttery reply.

And when he grows up he rents a dark, fungus infested room near a railway station and fills it full of porn and empty pizza boxes and liquor bottles. He works at a wrecking yard and never speaks to any of the other employees and rarely works over time.

Man, I could write a fucking book based on that one single photo alone.

Funnily enough, the only one there who looks even semi “normal” (I was going to pick Tom Araya, but on second thought he looks too much like an Islamic Terrorist for my liking) is Kurt Cobain - and he ended up blowing his face off with a shotgun.

Irony? Much?

Hetfield looks like a solid good dude.
And Axl looks like the guy I would have been friends with. No, he doesn’t look like he’d be a good friend. He just looks like a completely shifty and devious prick who would always be causing trouble and scheming. I like that.

Peligro is the Hubert Selby Jr of prongs.

Man, I could write a fucking book based on that one single photo alone.

I would read that book.
Late,
grmpysmrf

LMAO!!!

Gunnar, I think it’s safe to say that this is your theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Sweet derp face…

Is that Neil Patrick Harris in that picture?