The Gunnar Thread

Discussion
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I’ll start…

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Gunnar (left) aged 5. He had no idea what was to come later…

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Gunnar’s favourite band, album and song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9x_zIiwtrs

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i think gunner would be more along the lines of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI-TXC8AEyQ

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Wow, you’ve started a thread for Gunnar. Is that to go along with your shrine in your bathroom and the multiple dear diary entries for Gunnar?
Have you no self respect?

You’re going to lose. You fired the first shot in this thread but gunnar is going to spank your little bottom in it in one post and then you’re going go running off like a little girl with a skinned knee and we won’t hear from you for 2 months.

Talk about thick…
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Sweet!
Dokken Rules!

5

George Lynch!!!

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You fired the first shot in this thread but gunnar is going to spank your little bottom in it in one post and then you’re going go running off like a little girl with a skinned knee and we won’t hear from you for 2 months.

Talk about thick…
Late,
grmpysmrf

No, I don’t think I’m going to do that. I better play it cool. After all, he’s got some top secret megabomb of life-wrecking secret information about me apparently.

I wish I could reveal how all along the joke has been on you. There’s a vital piece of information missing - something you haven’t taken into consideration. To tell all would open too many cans of worms though.

In the meantime…

Nope, I better just leave this kid (ahem, I mean, old man) alone for my own safety. If he actually gets around to saying something clever it might completely devastate me and cause me to leave my wife, leave my job, cut ties with all my friends, and move into my parents’ basement where I’ll spend my days cutting out pictures of Tool and My Chemical Romance out of Teen Beat magazine and crying about all the bullies that pushed me around all my life.

I sure as heck wouldn’t want that to happen.

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You, actually should drop him a little thank you thread for not ruining your life. Amlux is a swell cat. Who knew he carried such information and he’s certainly responsible with the classified intel he holds.
Late,
grmpysmrf

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BREAD of sANDWHICHES YO

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I’ll SAY it AGAIN! BreAd of SAND wicHES YOU YO YO> GO PLAY WITH YO YOS in OGDEN UTAH WIT GOATMAN

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[image]http://www.blabbermouth.net/soulflypremiere/stumpsolo2012.jpg[/image]

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This should help shed some of that unsightly bat-weight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MzzLsJEzR8&feature=player_embedded#!#t=0m26s

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HAHAHA!!!

Sold.

13

Boy, this thread has been a huge let down.
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Boy, this thread has been a huge let down.
Late,
grmpysmrf

I agree wholeheartedly.

You’re all imbeciles.

Carry on.

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Boy, this thread has been a huge let down.

You think this where it lets up? No. Not even close, Mr Rogers. Shoot the breeze all you like but shit’s going to get funky before too long. This has the potential to answer a lot of outstanding questions. In all seriousness, if you think your heavy metal fantasies are going to last forever you are sorely mistaken. If it’s not found out before too long. And the trail is definitely getting cold.

Sniff.

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THE FOG IS IN DA FOOM OF THE DA HAMBURGERS. GO JUMP ON A THRAMPOLEEN AND TRANQUILIZE A BEAR ON THE TOP OF SEARS TOWER COS IM NOT CHINESE.

SLASH SUCKS!!!

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This has the potential to answer a lot of outstanding questions.

there are outstanding questions? Like what?

In all seriousness, if you think your heavy metal fantasies are going to last forever you are sorely mistaken. If it’s not found out before too long.

Sniff.

What the hell does this even mean? Are you off your meds… Or taking too many of them again?
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Ehhh, it’s either one of two things:

  1. Nothing. He’ll continue to babble on about Batman and Megadeth as he drops mad revelations about Gunnar being stupid and drunk and unpopular. Or maybe I’m a frat boy. Or a republican. Or gay. Whhoooo!!! Scary stuff.

Or

  1. He’s wasted his time hacking through the interwebs and collecting tips from other butthurt losers who had their booties spanked by Uncle Gunnar. If this is what he’s implying (I’ve seen it before) the so-called big reveal culminates with an emo baby exposing that I’m not just a hard rocking goon, but really a successful businessman working for X corporation. Damning stuff.

I always find #2 to be most ironic. Uhhh, yeah, I have a life. I have a job, a house, a family. I don’t put Ministry posters on my wall or any other crap because I’m a grown man. Internet is a hobby for me and I really don’t give a crap if someone makes fun of my Twisted Sister shirt or dreams of having sex with Mayor James Keenan Ivory Wayans. How someone can get so butthurt over their little pinup heros being made fun of that they sit and stew for months plotting some dramatic comeback on Prongs every quarter is just weird to me and pretty pathetic.

Anyway, I’m pretty excited to see what comes forth from Pamlux’s campaign. I’m sure it’ll be mind blowing.

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GOTTA MONTCHA CHOMTCHA
Doodaa SCHMOODA FOOODA WIT DA OVER EXLOSED FILM CRITIUQUE
WIN

DAM ISNT DA PIN
IN MA LIARS
WE ARE THE DOOMASFO PERCENTATHON

KIND OF DA SPLEEN IN DA ALDOHOL
HE BOOKS ARE SPINNIN ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND
TDA WHEELS ON DA BUS GO SQQUARE AND SQUARE
ALL DA JEW LONG DAY
DONT SABOTAGE MAH FILM

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This thread is really gonna take off when Amlux comes back in 4 months.