SONGS THAT REALLY PISS YOU OFF!!!!

hoobastank’s the reason and that one 3 days grace song. back when i had to hear that shit every day in someone’s car.

also Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me. i actually like DF but got stuck hearing that song twice a day working at Subway years ago and can’t stand it. whatever Fergie shit they were playing too. it got to where i started bringing Slayer cds we’d blast when we closed up to clean.

also Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me. i actually like DF but got stuck hearing that song twice a day working at Subway years ago and can’t stand it. whatever Fergie shit they were playing too. it got to where i started bringing Slayer cds we’d blast when we closed up to clean.

The strippers anthem…

Don McLean - American Pie.

ready to kill myself

Refreshing to see the Buffet hatred on here. I hear that personally he does some good things for animals, has some charities etc. etc., but the whole culture around his music is such cutesy, self-amused baby boomer shit that it takes a saintly effort for me not to despise it.

The acoustic version of “Layla” that was kicking around when Clapton also had a hit with “Tears in Heaven” repulses me. And pretty much any of Soul Asylum’s woeful hits.

Lastly, the Bush (is it even Bush?) song that has “breathe in, breathe out” as its opening lines. I have to hear that goddam song at least once during every hockey game I watch, for some reason it gets cued up before face-offs a lot and makes a pretty compelling case to ban music from sporting events altogether.

Buffet, to me, is the epitome of whiteness. Soft, non-offensive, white people in khaki pants rock. It’s the sound of your mom having one-too-many watered down daiquiris and getting out on the dance floor. And “rock” is probably even too tough of a phrase to describe his sound.

I also detest “The Piano Man” by Billy Joel. When I get enough money, I’m going to buy a cybernetic killing machine and send it back in time to assassinate Mr Joel before he can ever touch a fucking piano.

Pretty much anything by Billy Joel makes my skin crawl.

And here’s one by another piano man . . .

“Benny and the Jets” by Elton John.

I don’t hate Sir Elton.
But if going back in time and killing people is now an option I’ll take him out just so we can axe this song too.

Buffet, to me, is the epitome of whiteness. Soft, non-offensive, white people in khaki pants rock. It’s the sound of your mom having one-too-many watered down daiquiris and getting out on the dance floor. And “rock” is probably even too tough of a phrase to describe his sound.

I want for this “epitome of whiteness” meme to really take off, so that Buffett concerts will eventually become a gathering place for burly “hammer skins” and neo-Nazis who post on Stormfront, who think that “Margaritaville” is secret code for the Aryan paradise that will be achieved after the race war. Please, let’s find some way to out Jimmy Buffett as a white supremacist so that his career will abruptly and mercifully end.

I don’t mind “Magic Man” (certainly not one of the best Heart songs, though).

I really don’t see ANY songs on this list so far, though, that I would actually miss.

“Two Princes” – Spin Doctors.

If anyone needs this one explained as to why it is horrible, please don’t ever talk to me ever. Pretend I don’t exist. I don’t want to know you are alive.

“Two Princes” – Spin Doctors.

If anyone needs this one explained as to why it is horrible, please don’t ever talk to me ever. Pretend I don’t exist. I don’t want to know you are alive.

It instantly earns my royal seal of disapproval for rhyming “baby” and “maybe” repeatedly; one of the most unoriginal rhymes outside of “love / above” and “fire / desire.”

But yes everything about it makes my skin crawl. Shitty, cloying, ersatz “funky” music that is the sonic equivalent of having an overly eager TGI Fridays’ server bother you every three minutes to see if he can “top off your drinks.”

Piss - Ministry

Buffet, to me, is the epitome of whiteness. Soft, non-offensive, white people in khaki pants rock. It’s the sound of your mom having one-too-many watered down daiquiris…

This description makes me think of barry manilow

This description makes me think of barry manilow

Same difference. Although I would still argue that Buffet is worse.

“Two Princes” – Spin Doctors.

If anyone needs this one explained as to why it is horrible, please don’t ever talk to me ever. Pretend I don’t exist. I don’t want to know you are alive.

I do, but for the sheer laughter that only you can bring.

The 'Happy" song by Pharell makes me anything but…

It instantly earns my royal seal of disapproval for rhyming “baby” and “maybe” repeatedly; one of the most unoriginal rhymes outside of “love / above” and “fire / desire.”

What about Geezer Butler rhyming “masses” with “masses” in War Pigs?

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The 'Happy" song by Pharell makes me anything but…

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It instantly earns my royal seal of disapproval for rhyming “baby” and “maybe” repeatedly; one of the most unoriginal rhymes outside of “love / above” and “fire / desire.”

What about Geezer Butler rhyming “masses” with “masses” in War Pigs?

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There was also a period there were a fuck load of rappers were rhyming “party” and “Bacardi” while rapping about being in the club…

PS-Geezer always gets a pass…

and yes the Spin Doctors are some of the worst offenders of the 90s…I HATE that band…