Since a few of us can agree on our hatred for “Shiny Happy People” and “Walkin On Sunshine,” let’s get it out in the open! What songs just make you wanna put your fist through a wall?
Kansas - Dust In The Wind
The Beatles - Let It Be
Avicii - Wake Me Up
Imagine Dragons - Demons
NIN - Closer
Adele - Someone Like You
PIG - Save Me (Locust Remix)
Cindy Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
That’s all I can think of for now…
Anything by the Eagles. And for the record, “Walking on Sunshine” was brilliantly used in American Psycho. Only time I’ve honestly enjoyed that song.
Bel Biv Devo - Poison
OMG That song used to make me so angry in high school. Can’t think of anything currently other than REM’s catalog.
Marvin Gaye - Meghan Trainor/Charlie Puth
Anything by the Eagles. And for the record, “Walking on Sunshine” was brilliantly used in American Psycho. Only time I’ve honestly enjoyed that song.
Walking on Sunshine was good in High Fidelity, too. But otherwise I understand the Hatred
Anything by the Eagles. And for the record, “Walking on Sunshine” was brilliantly used in American Psycho. Only time I’ve honestly enjoyed that song.
You beat me to it, The Eagles are really awful. I watched a documentary about them reforming a while ago, thinking “well, they’re legendary, should be good”. How wrong i was. They were just a bunch of greedy, drug-addled, bigheaded assholes who couldn’t write a decent song to save their miserable lives. The Eagles are actually somehow worse than the sum of their crappy parts. I do like Hotel California though.
The one that makes me more violently pissed than any other song on the planet is that stupid song (I’m not certain about the name) . . . I think it’s called …
“Get What You Give” by the NEW RADICALS.
I hate the song, I hate the band, I hate the video, I hate that stupid asshole with his stupid hat and the stupid look on his face. I hate them so much that I want them dead.
I could sit here all day and list awful songs that annoy the shit out of me…but let’s just start with that ‘Barbie Girl’ song…that one sends me in to a homicidal rage…
The one that makes me more violently pissed than any other song on the planet is that stupid song (I’m not certain about the name) . . . I think it’s called …
“Get What You Give” by the NEW RADICALS.
I hate the song, I hate the band, I hate the video, I hate that stupid asshole with his stupid hat and the stupid look on his face. I hate them so much that I want them dead.
You could report them to the government, say they’re called The New Radical Muslim Extremists, they’ll probably drone-strike them.
Anything by Jimmy Buffet makes me want to kill.
And that new Adele song “Hello”.
Edit:
And that song that was huge a couple years ago, think the band was called Fun. Don’t know the name, but it was some gay ass anthem about “We are young. And we’ll set the world on fire.”
I would like to destroy those boys.
The one that makes me more violently pissed than any other song on the planet is that stupid song (I’m not certain about the name) . . . I think it’s called …
“Get What You Give” by the NEW RADICALS.
I hate the song, I hate the band, I hate the video, I hate that stupid asshole with his stupid hat and the stupid look on his face. I hate them so much that I want them dead.
I second this…
…and the Jimmy Buffett comment as well…even worse when you live in South Florida…it’s inescapable…
and I really despise that ‘Superman’ song…was it 3 Doors Down?
and anything by the Counting Crows or Black Crowes…
The one that makes me more violently pissed than any other song on the planet is that stupid song (I’m not certain about the name) . . . I think it’s called …
“Get What You Give” by the NEW RADICALS.
I hate the song, I hate the band, I hate the video, I hate that stupid asshole with his stupid hat and the stupid look on his face. I hate them so much that I want them dead.
That fucking hideous video with that skinny pale dork with the dumb hat…I remember him saying 'Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson come round here and we’ll kick your ass in"…I always remember thinking that this fucking nerd couldn’t kick anyone’s ass in…and I mean nobody…
That fucking hideous video with that skinny pale dork with the dumb hat…I remember him saying 'Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson come round here and we’ll kick your ass in"…I always remember thinking that this fucking nerd couldn’t kick anyone’s ass in…and I mean nobody…
Yeah, that little shit looked like he couldn’t knock snow off a rope.
That fucking hideous video with that skinny pale dork with the dumb hat…I remember him saying 'Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson come round here and we’ll kick your ass in"…I always remember thinking that this fucking nerd couldn’t kick anyone’s ass in…and I mean nobody…
Yeah, that’s literally the only line I remember too, for exactly the same reasons. I always laughed at how nasally and whiny he says it too. Not even a good façade of faked toughness. Could have at least TRIED to be a bit menacing for that line.
But, oh man, do I hate that dude.
And it’s one of my awesome imbalanced hate crusades, too. I literally don’t know a single thing about him (not even his name) or his band. All I know is that they have “that one song” and it and it alone is the reason that they should die in so many painful and terrible ways and spend an eternity in hellfire.
Gunnar, you’ve got the music in you!
Here are two holiday songs that raise my rage level too . . .
Paul McCartney: “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time”. I don’t know why anyone likes it. It’s the stupidest, most banal, godawful plague-riddled piece of so-called music ever made. The only reason it doesn’t outrank the New Radicals is because I’m only at risk of hearing it for 2 months of the year.
Adam Sandler’s Hannukkah Song: I hesitate to mention it even as this year I managed to get through to New Years without hearing it! I hope this is a sign of it finally being dead. It was worth half a chuckle the first 20 seconds the first time it came out 20 years back and now it is just a terrible curse upon us all. Some shithead realizes that he can bank it hard by writing ONE song that throws a bone to the Jews and we have to suffer forever. I should write a KWANZAA song and show these buttholes how it’s done.
- Paul McCartney: “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time”. I don’t know why anyone likes it. It’s the stupidest, most banal, godawful plague-riddled piece of so-called music ever made. The only reason it doesn’t outrank the New Radicals is because I’m only at risk of hearing it for 2 months of the year.
I hate that one too, the comedian Peter Serafinowicz did a spot-on pisstake of it a few years ago. His impressions of McCartney and Ringo are great.
Heart - Magic Man
i fucking hate that song.
Any Black Eye Pea’s songs…