Thought about Al’s book - think he should do an audiobook version? Who should narrarate it? Al? Johnny Depp?
Betty white
[reply]Thought about Al’s book - think he should do an audiobook version? Who should narrarate it? Al? Johnny Depp?
Betty white[/reply]
I’d like it to be read by a black woman, preferably while Al is having sex with her.
Thought about Al’s book - think he should do an audiobook version? Who should narrarate it? Al? Johnny Depp?
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Stephanie Beard.
I want it to be read by Stallone . . . as Rocky in Rocky II . . .
[reply][reply]Thought about Al’s book - think he should do an audiobook version? Who should narrarate it? Al? Johnny Depp?
Betty white[/reply]
I’d like it to be read by a black woman, preferably while Al is having sex with her.[/reply]
Betty Black?
BAMALAMALAM!!!
I think eivildildo mentioned it but, CC did’nt you write a book in what 2008 which was basically an AL-fest with sprinkles of pigface info? I mean honestly i can’t remember anything done by MINISTRY after 1993 that even mentions you.Also, am i wrong is b’ig mama’ pauls wife? why do you ask questions you should know the answer to?
Also, am i wrong is b’ig mama’ pauls wife? why do you ask questions you should know the answer to?
It’s never been admitted by Big Mama, but many suspect and/or assume it to be.
Dear Albert Jordenson! Did Paul originally write that bass intro for “Wrong” but discard it for being mediocre and weak or did you record it in an attempt to sound like Paul as if you didn’t need him anymore at the time?
P.S. You totally needed him at the time
P.P.S. You still do him, but fuck Gerda. No, don’t fuck her unless you have a literal ten foot pool with a 2 inch thick condom on it… you know what I mean.
Dear Albert Jordenson! Did Paul originally write that bass intro for “Wrong” but discard it for being mediocre and weak or did you record it in an attempt to sound like Paul as if you didn’t need him anymore at the time?
P.S. You totally needed him at the time
P.P.S. You still do him, but fuck Gerda. No, don’t fuck her unless you have a literal ten foot pool with a 2 inch thick condom on it… you know what I mean.
Al wants to do Paul? [shocked]
Dear Albert Jordenson!
Iain Burgess, who produced the really early stuff, Cold Life, etc…and did the live mix for the first few shows used to call him “Albert Yordleson” or just “Albert”. When Iain would say “Albert” over a mic in his English accent at soundcheck it used to be hilarious. Maybe you had to be there.
actually, little known fact: the reason I originally wrote “concrete, bulletproof” was because of an incredible & poisonous email I got from Angie when I emailed their lawyer asking about the rykodisc reissues of the cocks material that Al has licensed without asking or letting anyone else in the band know what he was doing ( or how much they gave him-all a very grey area)
Her reply to me was so disproportionately enraged, and her vitriol against my blood brother paul Barker so insanely irrational, I thought-fuck you, I’m going to write about it-I had no intention or money to hire a lawyer-the ony thing I ever really have is a pen (and I DID write the book longhand)
Al & Angie-the cyberpunk grey gardens
actually, little known fact: the reason I originally wrote “concrete, bulletproof” was because of an incredible & poisonous email I got from Angie when I emailed their lawyer asking about the rykodisc reissues of the cocks material that Al has licensed without asking or letting anyone else in the band know what he was doing ( or how much they gave him-all a very grey area)
Her reply to me was so disproportionately enraged, and her vitriol against my blood brother paul Barker so insanely irrational, I thought-fuck you, I’m going to write about it-I had no intention or money to hire a lawyer-the ony thing I ever really have is a pen (and I DID write the book longhand)
Al & Angie-the cyberpunk grey gardens
From Al’s book she seems like the kind of person that doesn’t take any shit when she thinks someone’s fucking with her - which is fine unless you think EVERYONE is fucking with you, then you’re just nuts
The Grey Gardens comparison is awesome, especially when you consider their raccoon problem…
Yeah, she tries to come off as some “no-nonsense, ass kicker” in the book but sounds like an insufferable twat instead. There’s a fine line between righting wrongs, confronting people who supposedly wronged someone, and being an obsessive, mean-spirited, wretch who enjoys inflicting misery onto others.
Sure, I don’t know her. But that’s what I got from all of her bragging about how she takes no shit and how persistent with hurting others she is in the book. Whether or not she is, she sounds fucking vile and someone I’d never wanna do business with - I’m basing all of this off of her own words about herself.
( or how much they gave him-all a very grey area)
How is that a grey area? What was the number they wrote on the check? I’d think there would be nothing grey about that.
Have you seen any nickels or dimes since the rerelease of that material or do you just consider it gone?
Late,
grmpysmrf
I guess I didn’t see the check (cheque) neither did my bank or anyone elses as far as I know who wasn’t the J’s of grey gardens
It’s always about the money.
[reply][reply]Also, am i wrong is b’ig mama’ pauls wife? why do you ask questions you should know the answer to?
It’s never been admitted by Big Mama, but many suspect and/or assume it to be.[/reply]
I thought Big Mama was Mooney.[/reply]
I have not the time nor the energy to be anyone other than myself, in-person or on the internets.
I guess I didn’t see the check (cheque) neither did my bank or anyone elses as far as I know who wasn’t the J’s of grey gardens
That’s too bad. I’m sorry 20 years on you’re still getting screwed over on royalties. You were my introduction to the cocks with BS+Q, so as far as I’m concerned you’re a founding member.
I had heard, probably just gossip but still, I had heard gerda was a lawyer. If that’s true, I’m surprised she hasn’t gone after the jourgensens for fraud. Unless of course the pedal company is kicking ass and it’s not worth the time or effort to pursue it. kinda like skipping over dollars to pick up pennies.
Anyway, sorry man. At least we all got a book out of it. so thanks for that.
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply][reply]Also, am i wrong is b’ig mama’ pauls wife? why do you ask questions you should know the answer to?
It’s never been admitted by Big Mama, but many suspect and/or assume it to be.[/reply]
I thought Big Mama was Mooney.[/reply]
I’m inclined to think Big Mama is “Lady Monster.” I have nothing to base this on other than the fact that “big” is in her name. I don’t think it’s gerda just because she doesn’t get annoyed/angry so easily at what people post towards her.
I’m probably wrong but that’s my two cents.
Late,
grmpysmrf